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Victor Lazlo

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  1. No offense, Wood, but if you are going long cat in order to justify your outrage over a bad call from a Joe Schmo trying to make rent money by umpiring your kid’s ballgame, well, maybe you should try to take a step back and think about things. Just trying to give a little perspective Ive been there- coached my daughter’s softball for 6 years. I learned that all of the umps, with the exception of maybe 2, in 6 years time, are just trying to do the very best job that they can. They aren’t trying to screw you, and they damned well aren’t getting paid enough to be berated mercifully over perceived missed calls.
  2. The delusion is real. i feel for their sanity.
  3. Oooh. Good one. Very witty. Yes, counselor. I get that your feelings of superiority make you believe that your SEC affiliation situates you above the fray of lesser conferences. So go ahead and explain, spell it out for me, because I’m so dense, how your butt-buddies at a and m got bounced so quickly in a “sniff”, Big12 regional. At least their meltdown against Indiana wasn’t “boring”, was it?
  4. You are correct. You don’t know the rule. A FOUL BALL is a batted ball that settles on foul territory between home and first base, or between home and third base, or that bounds past first or third base on or over foul territory, or that first falls on foul territory beyond first or third base, or that, while on or over foul territory, touches the person of an umpire or player, or any object foreign to the natural ground. A foul fly shall be judged according to the relative position of the ball and the foul line, including the foul pole, and not as to whether the infielder is on foul or fair territory at the time he touches the ball. Rule 2.00 (Foul Ball) Comment: A batted ball not touched by a fielder, which hits the pitchers rubber and rebounds into foul territory, between home and first, or between home and third base is a foul ball.
  5. “Boring game” Know how I know you’re SEC?
  6. Fuck yeah. Shit, heart attack time. Wow.
  7. Why the fuck they can’t stay with a hot pitcher, I’ll never know. Sure everyone has a role, but damn, a guy is getting outs, leave him in.
  8. Yeah. What’s that hangover cure they sell? He’d be perfect for that.
  9. I know it’s second-guessing, but I would have left him in there until he had a problem. I wouldn’t mess with success. His arm isn’t going to fall off if he goes 20 more pitches.
  10. 96? I think. He’s got another inning in him
  11. Give that man another inning!
  12. Easy fix. Go into the other room.
  13. This fucking ump. Gives their lefty anything close, but the same pitches for us are balls. Fuck that shit.
  14. Our guys look like they’ve never seen a curveball before.
  15. Hope you’re not the douche with the backwards cap. Wave at us when y’all hook up.
  16. Pro tip: If you have a Chromecast device, and a Watch ESPN sign-in, you can get it in HD. ( Don’t know for sure, but I figure a Firestick would do it too.) That’s assuming you are getting LHN through Dish.
  17. Dammit. I wanted to whip those aggy fucks again.
  18. Holy shit. Just turned it on. Looks like I missed a pretty good massacre.
  19. 8 pm. Probably ESPNU, but maybe the Watch ESPN APP. To be determined.
  20. aggy haz the sad they sucked hind tit in the game repeat tomorrow
  21. I think you forgot meat judging. But that’s just picking nits.
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