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morehornsepower

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  1. This shows exactly how Blooch is still in business. They literally need someone to tell them what to think every day, since they are capable of holding opposing beliefs so easily. 1: Stars don't matter!!! Those rankings are BS! (No doubt driven by the BOMC) 1b: We are incredibly talented, you can tell because of all the high ranking players we have. 2: We have the most talented team in the country, forget onfield results, you can tell becuase of our past recruiting!!! 2b: that guy in the portal is not important - never really contributed anyway. 3: We are the richest school in the history of ever! Our donors mean our NIL is unstoppable! 3b: NIL is ruining college football. Those mean sips are overpaying. 4: (aTm player enters portal) These guys only care about money!!! 4b (aTM player comes back from portal) See! He loves us!!! 5: Nothing is more important than honor. 5b: Hire coaches that cheat and kill kids. 6: Jimbo is the best ever! Trust the process! 6b: Jimbo was dragging us down. The future is now bright! 7: E-Rob is the best! 7b Santucci Bateman is the best! I can't even keep track anymore...
  2. Oops. "Boom! Hook'em!" in this thread, too.
  3. x3. Good step in the right direction...
  4. Just to cover all the bases, is there a reset button on the bottom...and if so, did you...push it? [edit] Per below, please disregard. Leaving for the next dude that searches though, just in case.
  5. We are now on multiple seasons without an effective attack. Not even competent. Different players, different managers. Same results. 😖
  6. Please tell me this is just an AI-generated "what if crocs made boots" image... Seriously...wtf? [edit] Nope, google shows me it's real. Or at least has been coded into this shitty simulation we exist in...
  7. I hate all of you. Been pretty happy with our roomba, but I do wish it had mopping functionality. Roborock looks legit, for sure...but man that's a lot of $$ for an upgrade...
  8. I will take those 3 points. Also, Thiago Silva has a source for the fountain of youth, or the waterboy's melted glacier water...
  9. Maybe. Depends on the stewards for that week.
  10. Yeah, not trivial at all. Someone needs to lose a license for this travesty.
  11. Stupid sip. Aggy *has* no equals! So, who do you think we're going to beat??!! wait...
  12. This game will be frigid, boring, and ugly. Much like I imagine most Iowa womenfolk. 20-7 Texas. 350 total yards.
  13. As a Longhorn, I will be disappointed if they get rid of this 'sitting national championship winning' coach, who has been so gloriously bad for them. As a Texan, I will be disappointed with the (continued) shitty management of funds related to the state of Texas. As a proponent of higher education, I will be disappointed with the (continued) glorification of that shitty football program over any thought of academics (and paying back what they already owe to the school). Only eATMe could fuck this up so badly. But hey, I'm sure it will all turn out fine for them...lol...
  14. Damnit! I assume this was awesome?
  15. I like them, but I feel like this could be the synopsis for every Reacher book.
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