This shows exactly how Blooch is still in business. They literally need someone to tell them what to think every day, since they are capable of holding opposing beliefs so easily.
1: Stars don't matter!!! Those rankings are BS! (No doubt driven by the BOMC)
1b: We are incredibly talented, you can tell because of all the high ranking players we have.
2: We have the most talented team in the country, forget onfield results, you can tell becuase of our past recruiting!!!
2b: that guy in the portal is not important - never really contributed anyway.
3: We are the richest school in the history of ever! Our donors mean our NIL is unstoppable!
3b: NIL is ruining college football. Those mean sips are overpaying.
4: (aTm player enters portal) These guys only care about money!!!
4b (aTM player comes back from portal) See! He loves us!!!
5: Nothing is more important than honor.
5b: Hire coaches that cheat and kill kids.
6: Jimbo is the best ever! Trust the process!
6b: Jimbo was dragging us down. The future is now bright!
7: E-Rob is the best!
7b Santucci Bateman is the best!
I can't even keep track anymore...