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hookemATL

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  1. Still time for her to get shivved🤞
  2. I want to believe this but the insane amount of loose dog shits I see scattered all over/around the sidewalk gives me pause. this sets aside the absolute pieces of shit that get a dog then tie it up outside and never give it affection or a place in the home (working farm dogs being an exception sometimes). Or the owners of aggressive dogs who make no effort to train their animal, and put others at risk. people that don’t take pet ownership seriously need a beating and their animals taken away from them. And if you truly abuse an animal, I’d gladly oblige you with a fucking tire iron to the dome.
  3. Fucking hurts. my pops grew up in SA and watched the Dodgers when they were still in Brooklyn. That’s what eventually led the entire family to become Dodgers fans, despite just being normal honkys from Texas with no real cali connections. RIP to a legend.
  4. valid. Dog person is a loaded term I think. Most times a "dog person" is a person that just prefers dogs or has no particular animus towards cats and in general is an animal lover and cats are just not their bag. Other times a "dog person" delights is talking about murdering feral cats, having their dogs murder cats, or just generally trying demean someone's choice of domestic animal companion. Then you've got the masculine/feminine implications that come along with the discussion, which is also childish but expected from a certain section of jugheaded motherfuckers. These are the people that can get fucked dry by a cane corso. And yes, you will never see a "cat person" in the dog thread shitting all over anyone's choice of pet, or even critiquing it really. With the pitbull thread being the exception I suppose. So yes your logic is sound. You are more like to encounter an "asshole" dog person, than an "asshole" cat person IMO.
  5. blech. This is what they tried to feed the prisoners at Auschwitz. When asked why they would choose to starve instead of eating, they said "Chili's southwestern eggrolls? Jew gotta be fucking kidding me"
  6. Thread length smack? That's more bitchass than rep smack.
  7. Yes they still have the kids menu, and yes we will get you a dessert, and yes you can watch your tablet while mommy and I send dank memes to each other on our phones.
  8. Congrats! What a perfect little dude. ❤️ Thanks for sharing, truly. Really helped me feel good after a shitty start to the day!🤘 Babies are magic.
  9. watery tomato juice with no spice. the chips are fine, but the bagged sea salt HEB version is superior. The burger (and the chicken buffalo ranch i guess) is/are the only constant that has withstood the test of time. All other previously decent things about Chili's have fallen victim to the enshittification principle.
  10. Just because I blast my shits in the clean toilets, stuff my face with wall candy, and buy my seasons worth of deer corn and southern kitsch DOES NOT mean I vote for that orange pusspumpkin.
  11. “Read my lips: dat. asssssssssssss.”
  12. I can attest to this. I was witness to my grandpa calling a meals on wheels nurse/volunteer (who was a nice black lady) a sexy “n-word”. Tbf he was racist before the dementia gave him jungle fever.
  13. Pics of butt pussy? I’ll Venmo you.
  14. Yall are fucking weird with that IPIHB shit. why can’t you just jerkoff at the rec center while watching GILFs play pickleball like a normal human man?
  15. Yep. As if personal tragedy excuses being an awful human being. I get that people process grief differently, but being a low-effort/IQ internet troll and cycling through dozens of sock accounts in an effort to pester a group or reprobate/immoral/Godless dickbutts is certainly an interesting choice.
  16. “Bro that dab hit too hard, bro.”
  17. Cool story. Here is your tough guy medal.
  18. The Substance was really really good body horror. OH wow. Demi Moore is a fucking legend. I hope she does some more horror.
  19. I have that bag of drugs for you, I will drive by and toss it to you in line. That's my polling place. Usually very quick.
  20. Im closeby and just tore off the sleeves of my button up. Ready to vote and do battle (like Westside Story battle with dancing and songs, not fisticuffs my back hurts).
  21. I’m finished with holding back in any way. If someone gets the slightest bit sideways with me while I’m voting, they are getting the STERNESTLY written letter of all time. and maybe a gaping head wound.
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