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Gap03

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  1. Now I could totally get behind a "blue jacket guy" Gofundme. That punch kinda reminded me of the slowmo fight scene in Good Will Hunting.
  2. Trump absolutely would have covered his ass in this way. Gosar, MTG, Boebert, etc.? I'm not so sure that some of these idiots might not have made explicit promises. My dream is that someone might have recorded them running their mouths, in which event things could get interesting for them pretty quickly. Would the saner (but seemingly spineless) arm of the GOP take this opportunity to rid themselves of some of the loons? Probably not, but it's not as clear cut if there's clear evidence of sedition going on.
  3. This is abso-fucking-lutely going to happen - only question is whether Huffines gets a tweet out goading him to do it before Abbott pulls the trigger.
  4. Is it time to start picking out some Exxon stations in D.C.? If I were MTG, Boebert, Gosar, Mo Brooks or Madison Cawthorn, I'd probably be sweating a bit right about now.
  5. Proof positive that, in the Trumpian GQP, the cruelty is, in fact, the point.
  6. Dammit, this isn't the happy ending I come to this thread for!
  7. The 24th rule of Trumpter is that if a Trumptard goes limp or taps out after getting bitch-slapped on Trumpter, the Trumpter fight is over ...
  8. Oh well ... Too bad James Hodgkinson wasn't a better shot - the world would have been a better place here in 2021 if Scalise, Mo Brooks, Rand Paul and Ron DeSantis weren't still around.
  9. Oh, and with the pee tape mention, here's a preemptive "Fuck off, Anastasis!"
  10. Gap03 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Sheldon Whitehouse bringin' the heat - wish this sort of thing would get more play.
  11. What - no "Dear Fuck"???
  12. You gonna marry a round American woman and raise rabbits too?
  13. I mean, yeah, it's fucking imbecilic, but at least they'd be getting some fundamental concepts down. Shall we re-visit where we started?
  14. "Well, you see, that's because those women would be whores." /Texas GOP Quiet part out loud and such ... "Stupid hypocrisy - that's our brand." /also Texas GOP
  15. "... and I know God will give her what she deserves ..." Well, God gave someone what she deserved ...
  16. There's your next-generation grift right there. Time to get ahead of that - e.g., get some nurse on ventilator'd MAGA action, maybe develop some Ivermectin-infused lube, etc. - that shit will pay the bills for sure.
  17. An ode to school board terrorists ... "... you slack-jawed, broke-brain, backward-ass, hate-filled lunatics ..." - that pretty much nails it.
  18. Astonishing that the political career of Mr. "Big Dick Toilet Guy" is not yet dead, but it is 2021 ...
  19. That kid is f'ing creepy at the end. Thanks for raising a future serial killer, you fucking grifting sacks of shit.
  20. There's a link and everything!1!!
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