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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. It's not three-year letterman who is funny, it's the people who don't realize that he's trolling and their responses. Like Candid Camera but on the internet. I have literally wept in laughter at some of those who don't realize he's putting them on. Also ... worst thing? Tell me you haven't been to the TexAgs politics board without telling me ...
  2. Saw a Waymo driving around in my neighborhood for the first time a few days ago. No driver. I thought that, other than the times I need to drive a very long distance, like on vacation or to go see a relative, how much more convenient/cheaper would it be to have those cars (electric of course) circulating throughout the city at all times, so that I could summon one and have it appear three minutes later? Like a Waymo subsription service i.e. Netflix but for cars. No insurance payments, no gas, no car payment. Best of all, it would eliminate the need for huge parking lots in congested areas.
  3. Serendipity was the greatest stripper in Yellow Rose history.
  4. What is it with carpet-bagging Republicans living in Florida but claiming to live elsewhere when it comes to running for the Senate? First Tubberville, now this asshole.
  5. Kristi Noem is now banned from 10% of her home state. https://www.thedailybeast.com/south-dakota-gov-kristi-noem-is-now-banished-from-10-percent-of-her-own-state?ref=wrap
  6. Kevin McCarthy: I'm no longer speaker because Matt Gaetz screwed a 17-year-old.
  7. Seems like mandated, forced vasectomies would be the call. You can have it reversed when you decide you want kids.
  8. Smell the fear. "Hours after Arizona’s supreme court declared on Tuesday that a 160-year-old abortion ban is now enforceable, Republicans in the state took a surprising stance for a party that has historically championed abortion restrictions – they denounced the decision. “This decision cannot stand,” said Matt Gress, a Republican state representative. “I categorically reject rolling back the clock to a time when slavery was still legal and we could lock up women and doctors because of an abortion.” “Today’s Arizona supreme court decision reinstating an Arizona territorial-era ban on all abortions from more than 150 years ago is disappointing to say the least,” said TJ Shope, a Republican state senator. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/10/arizona-republicans-against-state-abortion-ban
  9. Problem for Dems in Texas: Most 18-year-olds are not registered. This is a design feature. https://www.texastribune.org/2024/04/10/texas-high-school-voter-registration/
  10. Honeydick? Bravo. I don't even know what it means but it's hilarious.
  11. He has yet to pay a penny. He's vacationing at a ritzy resort on Kauai. Fuck Alex Jones. https://www.vanityfair.com/style/alex-jones-hawaii-vacation-bankruptcy-infowars-sandy-hook#intcid=_vanity-fair-right-rail_d8161f1d-d509-4ff5-bc6a-9fb192f1c1d4_popular4-1
  12. Surprise, surprise! Montana GOP senate candidate is a lying weasel. I don't know if this is stolen valor or just what the fuck happened. https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-montana-candidate-tim-sheehy-says-he-lied-to-ranger-in-2015-about-how-he-was-shot
  13. She fucked Corey Lewandowski, Brad Parscale, and Rob Porter while working for Trump. Let's hope she fucks Trump now.
  14. I knew LSU's goose was cooked when Mulkey showed up wearing no rhinestones and without a live ocelot on her head.
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