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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. This was an insightful post. Brilliant analysis.
  2. As Lightnin' Hopkins said, it's a sin to be rich, but it's a low-down shame to be poor.
  3. The butch lesbian in front on the right reminds me of a girl I used to work with at Waldenbooks who told me she's not a vegetarian but only eats the flesh of animals that don't dream.
  4. Elko should have just gone Junction Boys/Bear Bryant on Foster's ass. Bear Bryant was perhaps the greatest coach of all time and clearly Foster was crying out for help. Foster could have been a high first round draft choice and needed a strong father figure to instill some discipline.
  5. Y'all relax. Regarding Bryce Foster, Bill Superman has it all figured out.
  6. Oh yeah? Maybe his strategy is to milk about 24 million dollars from A&M over the next 3-4 years while doing as little as possible, live like a Buddhist pauper, retire at the age of 50 with all that money, buy an RV, then live the life of the bohemian artist he has always longed to be, going hither and yon, writing in his journals, and doing cowboy poetry recitations. After all, the big cowboy poetry roundup is held every year in Elko, Nevada. Coincidence? I think not.
  7. All the recruits want to play in an old-school R.C. Slocum style power run game offense!
  8. Fuck J.D. Vance in the goat ass Doesn't it make you want to pay a reporter to ask Vance who, exactly, in the U.S. Senate he has heard say this?
  9. That's a rounding error. It happens in business all the time. If you were a great businessman, like Trump (who wrote The Art of the Deal after all), you'd understand.
  10. The Incel Camino or Deplorean or whatever you want to call it looks even worse in person.
  11. Six-fingered Donnie praying backwards in the church pew is the best Donnie yet!
  12. This story is crazy as shit. It's hard to believe that the first two photos are of the same woman. For those who didn't read it: she was a well-known, well-respected figure in the community until she got enmeshed in a MAGA women's "prayer group" which has a decidedly Handmaiden's Tale outlook on the world and ended up murdering the mother of her grandchildren and the wife of a minister who the murdered mother had brought along as a witness to the interactions she had with her children. And the murder plot was so fucking stupid and so poorly implemented that Barney Fyfe could have figured it out while drinking with Otis Campbell.
  13. Van Orden is certifiably bat shit crazy and I'm sure he's suffering from PTSD and watching his daughter die of cancer last year, but him going after Gaetz really pleases me.
  14. I'm old, I know But eeeeven so I really shart a lot Really shart a lot Sharts are like a flame They burn you when they're hot Trump smells Oooh, oooh Trump smells
  15. Lindsay Graham says the credit for the Ukranian aid package should go to ..... Donald Trump.
  16. Hush your dirty mouth. I have killed men for less.
  17. Seriously ... what the fuck?
  18. I realize that it's just the way the new reality and the way the game has got to be played now by any coach who wants to win, but I wonder what Collins and Broughton are thinking with all these DL coming in.
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