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Tex Long

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  1. This is going to be totally insane by the time we get to <checks notes> August 30. If tOSU is crippled enough from graduation, NFL draft, and coaching changes, it could very well be a repeat of 2024 Meatchicken, and the couch-burners will weep and wail about that... god forbid we go up there and lose. However, if we do win, the rest of the country will be ramping up the Heisman talk. Having a super nice, straight-shooting HC and QB will go a long way toward quelling the usual Texas Hate. <cantwait.jpg>
  2. Hawg Blanket would work for the right audience.
  3. They think they're Bama, but they're not even Auburn.
  4. Seems that summa you assholes didn't like the interview? I thought it was well done, and enjoyed the family chit-chat. Arch came across extremely well in every sense. Thanks for posting it here.
  5. But not untypably so?
  6. What manner of stupidity leads you to posit an isomorphism between paying for a personal service from a licensed practitioner and assaulting random females?
  7. What's not to like? If you're good and you know it, let it show. Call it "confidence" - it doesn't have to be quiet.
  8. There you go. I was thinking along the lines of over-doing the Josh Allen stuff and winding up dinged... But, man I hope Sark doesn't hesitate to sub in Trey when we do pile it on. I've always advocated getting PT for backups as quickly as you get comfortable with the score.
  9. Is Hero on campus already? Or finna be?
  10. This gruntles me. Of course, it also means we may see Owens sooner than we want to... I'm hoping for mop-up duty, early and often.
  11. I never quite warmed up to that... If I had to give it a sound, it'd probably sound more like "Aaaauuuuuuggggg!" - well, repeated six or eleven times...
  12. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Actually, it's only bad for the first day. Overnight it just fades to being sore. The actual needle stick isn't painful - not much more so than any other hypo. After an hour, when the anesthetic wears off, it's like having a hair in the eye, but I use a bandana headband as an eye-patch, keeps the eye shut, and it's more annoying than painful. It's also inconvenient, having basically no depth perception at all.
  13. Niiiiice... I woulda stopped at JerseyManU if I'd been clever enough to think of it...
  14. Oh... I woulda thought JerseyMan9.
  15. Exactly this.
  16. First, "skeptic" means "doubt", not "denial". Second, the females in the discussion are accusers, alleging they have been harmed and accusing Tucker of harming them. I'm not quite sure how harmful seeing a penis, or even being touched by one is, so I also have a bit of a problem referring to the viewers or the touchees as "victims". It's also troubling that an anonymous group comes forward for some unknown reason, alleging themselves to have been harmed in a period ranging from 13 to 8 years ago. I probably ought to go back and reread the article, but I missed what it is they want to happen. The last, relatively scant, part of the story quotes and identifies other females who claim that Tucker has been their client in the much more recent past and that they have seen no improper activities from him. As is often the case, it's not remotely clear what actually happened. All things considered, I'm on the skeptical side here. Reckon I'm just gonna see how this story plays out. Hey - any Baltimorians here? What can you tell us about the Baltimore Banner?
  17. Trainer shoulda known "Justin" was a bad name for a dolphin...
  18. I do like ice cream, particularly accompanied by a nice slice of pie, preferably hot pie like an apple or cherry fresh out of the oven. And fuck Blue Bell. aggys and listeria... none for me.
  19. Lego would like a word with you...
  20. It is known that female massage the rapists frequently exude powerful pheromones, which can cause completely unintended erections in male clients. Understandably, this may cause concern for the masseuses, especially if the erection becomes obvious and its size causes difficulty in concealment.
  21. File under "Not News" next to "Generalissimo Franco Remains Dead".
  22. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Which part is eluding you... "needle" or "eyeballs"?
  23. Someone got it!
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