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Pimphand

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  1. Yeah him not having an offensive coordinator was definitely what cost him the job. He had a viable NFL starter at QB and a really good OL in 2011 and how Mike Evans didn't see the field that year is an all-time head scratcher. There was no way he was going to stay 5 seasons and he should have gotten some action with Swope drawing the double teams.
  2. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3422786 Threatened the tu power structure is one way of saying got busted for rampant wanton cheating just not sure I've seen that dialect used before.
  3. Elko is the pragmatic reasonable and likely best choice for them. I'm not sure I apply those attributes to Sharpe & Bjork. If it is Elko my expectation would be he brings Johns & Santucci over but would restore Robinson to DL/co-DC/AHC title to keep him around.
  4. Memphis yes I know it's a stretch but Beale Street is still fun
  5. Let's not kid ourselves here.... The SEC is chalk full of shitty places to live... College Station is at least reasonable driving distance to civilization which puts it in the same realm as Athens, Oxford, Lexington, etc. Perhaps you have not been to many of the SEC venues but suffice to say almost none of them would you opt to go visit for any other reason than a Longhorn football game.
  6. One advantage of transfer attrition is you get to recruit more players out of high school which boosts your recruiting rankings. Stupid sip
  7. He claims Archie is his friend. Of course the fact that two former ags are current NFL coaches is also relevant somehow. Its amazing how bad Sharpe botched the Bilbo hiring + turning aggy into a diploma mill and Bjork botching Bilbo's extension that these two still have jobs. Its pretty abundantly clear they don't know what they are doing but they work for rubes so onwards the mediocrity death march continues.
  8. Pate thinks you are a flat earther #stupidsip
  9. Them hiring the SS Rum Runner's replacement would be in the annals of high comedy. I am not sure there is a hire out there that is viable that won't bring some level of lulz to the table before they even coach the first game.
  10. Referencing yourself in 3rd person would be a nice CStat add to offset losing the Boomhauer dialect.
  11. Yeah I don't expect any of them to announce the bounce pre LSU game. I don't think the Texas Bowl will be enough to slow the roll once it starts.
  12. If anyone takes that job for less than $7mm they are an absolute dumbass fool. Bilbo set the floor. You can't be paying your ex coach substantively more than your current coach.
  13. https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-8and4-isnt-just-a-meme/110607501/
  14. I'm all for dunking on aggy but they have only hired 14 coaches since Homer Norton patrolled the sidelines during that 1939 season of champions. I don't have the care to go look at the contracts they signed people to along the way but I bet they didn't really start overpaying until the mid 70s with Bellard if I had to guess.
  15. I mean Lincoln Riley is in the top 5 coaches I would love to see them hire (along with Dabo, Prime, Kiffin, etc) but I don't think the BMA are going to bite on something that would bring the lulz so we may be in a down cycle and just get standard aggy disappointment for the next coach until they fire him and then go full panic mode and reach to hire the next cycle.
  16. All this movie needs to be an aggy documentary is just the bride to be a ewe Listeater: check Stupidity with contracts: check Excessive commitment: check
  17. I mean at this point she might even be in the shaggy/surly Mt. Rushmore with Tx Tow & Fitlump. Who would be the 4th?
  18. Advantage aggy as no one will see Daniels lobotomize their secondary. Stupid sip!
  19. Or create fan fiction posts from opposing fans who got lost on their way to Kyle Field but the helpful Aggies got them to their seats and were the best fans ever. It really was pathetic both Tech & Baylor laid down for them in 2011
  20. At least he will thank the lord for all the bull junk and bull mess down the stretch
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