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Your Mom

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  1. I was gonna post a joke about getting scammed by Riff Raff from Rocky Horror but then I googled the rapper and it turns out the Rocky Horror version looks a lot more trustworthy that Riff Raff from the mean streets of Katy, TX.
  2. We are here now. Just went up the Tower at 9:30. No line whatsoever for the stairs. Short line for the elevator. Stairs are the way. An average person should be able to get to each level in 5-6 minutes without trying to go fast. We are in an apartment between the Tower and Invalids. Great location. Lots of markets nearby for baguettes, meat, and fruit for a quick meal at the apartment. Several casual meals at neighborhood restaurants and brasseries. Notre Dame this afternoon. Then the train to the coast for the next 3 days.
  3. All signs pointing toward the brother’s ex wife.
  4. "Call G-reg!"
  5. Yep. I’ve been popping in and out a little bit. I have no desire to watch it all day every day, but after each big jump lately I’ve been getting out and then getting back in at the next days dip. Got out yesterday at 1136 and back in today at 998. Other than a few excursions like that I’m keeping this at least through the next earnings release.
  6. SMCI was just added to the S&P 500 and is currently going nuts after hours. 19% so far. How far do I ride this thing?
  7. What did y’all think it was gonna look like? The greatest magicians in the world got nothing on the designers of spanx, lululemon, and the rest of modern day women’s workout apparel.
  8. Better bring your A game. He’s a great athlete and I doubt he tires easily.
  9. The scroll tattoo is a nice touch. I assume it’s an unabridged version of War and Peace.
  10. I hope this doesn’t happen because I don’t need to hear my dad saying, “See?!! I told you it would come in handy one day!”
  11. Your Mom

    Texas Primaries

    Her opponent probably laughs at that and claims to only be descended from winners.
  12. I like Erin and Rod together but not enough to listen everyday. I’d usually find the podcast once or twice a week if I’m gonna be in the car for a while but that’s about it. I’m going to need a new Longhorn podcast for next football season. Have no need for any sports talk until then. I haven’t been excited about any of the others I’ve found so far.
  13. Dinner at Perini Ranch. Other than that, the only thing I’ve ever done in Abilene is keep driving.
  14. Yeah, I know, I guess it’s just surprising to me that there’s a market for bullshit like that under the guise of current events. Not related to the person who posted it here, just that it exists at all.
  15. I’m as bewildered that People magazine is publishing articles about posts on Reddit as I am about the events in the story.
  16. Some cool WWI historical sites around Ypres in Flanders.
  17. How much extra you gotta pay for that?
  18. My huang also rose this morning when NVDA and SMCI started climbing back up.
  19. … then they get even more glazy as they stare at the nothingness of death as the lake water begins to saturate them.
  20. Last thing I need is my Surly existence colliding with my real world. I once had a guy at work ask if I’d ever taken a look at this place. Nope. Nah. Never heard of it. Sounds like Reddit or Rivals or something…
  21. I use mine a bunch in the backyard. Works good, glad I have it. Mine sits inside a much larger steel fire pit that was too big for the size of fire I want in my yard, but makes a nice place to put the solo stove. It was worth paying for a few years ago when it was the only product of its kind, but now that there are plenty of knockoffs available I’d have a hard time paying more for the name.
  22. He should make a flip flop version and call them golden shower shoes.
  23. Are you wearing a robe and wizard hat?
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