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Your Mom

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  1. My grandad had a similar story from Iwo Jima.
  2. @Paco was at Futenma while I was up at Camp Hansen. Did we all get drunk inside the walk-in freezer of the Futenma PX together?
  3. Terminal W.
  4. You might be taking this message board thing a little too seriously. Your complaints aren’t wrong but you’re expecting a bit much from this fairly insignificant political board within a football fan site which also has a section called “I’d Pee in Her Butt” which probably gets more traffic than this particular board.
  5. I bought a Lexus LX470 a couple years ago with 180k on it. It's got 260k on it now. I don't worry about major problems much but at that age you start running into more small things that just can't last as long as an engine. Hoses, alternator, various pumps, etc... I've had to take it in a couple times for stuff like that and for a once-every-90k timing belt, but all the big ticket items are still sound. I own a Tacoma that's also over 250k and it's a similar story. I'm planning on my kids driving those two for years to come. If you are averse to taking it to the shop now and then I'd stay around 100k or less. Age in years might be more relevant than actual miles at some point.
  6. The kids I see act the worst on planes are the ones addicted to screens. That’s more about how you raise your kid at home than specifically about what you do on that plane ride. I always notice the kids who are content to look out the window, chat with mom and dad, color for bit, maybe read a book, and generally be chill. The screen kids are the biggest assholes when there’s inevitable earbud or battery drama. It’s pretty clear which kids have never had to deal with a little boredom at home. Hopefully at 5 months old that’s not an issue yet, but it will be in the coming years.
  7. Yellow Snot is an odd nickname.
  8. You gotta be pretty sick to make jokes in the wake of a seoul crushing event like that.
  9. I'm in that pic. Right there in the back.
  10. That guard is unnecessary and just hinders the mowing. Get one of these and you can really go to town on that shit up your nose, ears, and eyebrows. https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Nosetrimmer-NT3600-42/dp/B0842YNRWG/ref=sr_1_1?crid=WKXCX13J93Q0&keywords=nose+hair+trimmer&qid=1666817361&qu=eyJxc2MiOiI1LjA4IiwicXNhIjoiNC43NyIsInFzcCI6IjQuNjkifQ%3D%3D&refinements=p_89%3APhilips+Norelco&rnid=2528832011&s=beauty&sprefix=nose+hair+%2Caps%2C123&sr=1-1
  11. This is where I usually look for current conditions before a trip out there. https://bigbendchat.com/?sid=b093ce653fc86ffc9b73ec2725511ca4
  12. And how good are they? Some guy named Jason Bean dropped 4 TDs on them yesterday.
  13. The only puzzling thing about this is why any rational person would ever mention a #1 overall pick status about a freshman. The hype was stupid from the get-go. Quinn might be great or he might not be. But it's going to take longer than this to figure that out. So far his body of work is one great quarter against Alabama before they had a chance to make any adjustments and who has since not lived up to their own hype, and then he beat up on a bunch of unranked teams. His year so far should not have led anyone to be any more impressed than, "He looks pretty good for a freshman." VY had shit games. Colt once threw 4 picks in a game. Anyone expecting high level week-in and week-out consistency from a 19 year old is an idiot.
  14. Would the back 7 of their defense be included in the deal?
  15. This too. Texas held the nations longest streak at not being shutout until VY went 8-23 for 86 yards and lost 2 fumbles, notching Texas’ first shutout loss in a quarter century. Young guys play like shit sometimes.
  16. This. He’s an inexperienced freshman and he’s going to have a few games where he plays like an inexperienced freshman. No need to over think it, he’s just not as good as everyone expects because he was hyped to an irrational level. You motherfuckers are going to do the same thing to Arch too.
  17. What a perfect time to be out there with this weather.
  18. Thanks. The cool-dek guys left me with a can of the paint.
  19. Thanks man, I really appreciate your input throughout this entire thread over the years. I suppose I should put some filler in there to keep it from growing too much, yeah?
  20. How big a deal is this crack? Just noticed it this morning. There’s a small oak a few feet from there but it hasn’t had time to grow much since the pool was just finished this past May. The crack extends through the concrete deck and into the limestone next to it.
  21. No kidding. Making your kid ride the bus isn't considered child abuse. I wasn't liking what I was seeing when my oldest had his permit. Made him wait until 17 to get his license. Even with that, he knows this whole car thing is a one and done deal. He buys the next one whether this one lasts one week or 10 years.
  22. Your Mom

    6 word stories

    Woke up drunk. Ass hurts. Again?!
  23. Appropriate that the major sport that involves the least amount of actual running, and in which you literally spend half the game sitting on a bench waiting your turn and most of the other half standing stationary waiting on a ball that probably won't come to you, insists on calling their points "runs".
  24. Counter to the counterpoint: Two games later it went 6 hours and 22 fucking minutes before either team scored a point. Baseball is a snoozefest and even its best moments don't change that.
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