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Your Mom

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  1. Did you bring a shit stick?
  2. I like how Strickland has asked for the $450k back. Yeah, the crazy ex who killed your side piece and now has a huge legal defense bill accumulating is going to hand that right back over to you.
  3. "This guy here is dead." "Check him out early then."
  4. Divorce will be cheaper. And you’ll eat better.
  5. Strickland… What a fucking idiot. Who the fuck gives a girlfriend 450k?
  6. They are going to use your basement to shoot porn. Your contract should ask for royalty rights.
  7. W/D is something I always go shamelessly cheap on. It’s a tub that fills with water and agitates the clothes? What bells and whistles are really necessary? Dryer is even simpler. The set I have now conveyed with the house and I’m not even sure what brand they are. I can tell they were cheap though, basic look, not many settings… My clothes are as clean as anyone else’s. The set I had before that was an LG I bought on Craigslist for $150. The guy I bought them from said his wife wanted a stainless set. He seemed to questioning his whole marriage over that but the new set was coming so he needed the hideous white ones gone. I had them for a hassle-free 10 years and conveyed them with the house I sold. No way would I spent a grand on a set of machines that get hidden in the laundry room.
  8. All chaps are assless, by definition.
  9. I took the results of one of those full panels from Quest to my doctor one year and he said 3/4 of it was irrevelant crap that he never would have ordered and that you can't really glean any real data about your health from. The lab at his office is a little more expensive per test, but factoring in the fewer number of tests my doctor actually cared about made it significantly cheaper to just stay in-house.
  10. 6th St. became shitty and dangerous when you were about 27 years old, regardless of what year that was. It's the same rule of Austin being "not what it used to be", which always happens when you turn 35 whether that was in the 1970's or the 2020's or anytime in between.
  11. Switzerland: Interlaken and Grendelwald area. Took my kids there a few years ago and loved it so much more than every big European city I’ve been to.
  12. I’d give my left arm if people would quit doing that.
  13. I’ve been in a couple of airports whose city governments still require masks after the federal mandate ended and those local orders have been completely ignored by almost everyone, with hardly a mention that I’ve seen. Philly, LAX, and the two NYC airports claim to require them. I’d have one with you if you pass through there, but don’t expect much push back if you don’t wear it.
  14. ^ The grin in your avatar completes it.
  15. I’m sure they’ve known she was in Costa Rica longer than the media has. No sense in letting her know she needs to go somewhere else.
  16. Yes, very Pride-centric. We loved dinner there. Got any recs for any kind of ethnic food in the same neighborhood? We were thinking about the Afghan place across the street. Indian, Ethiopian, etc.. also good.
  17. Just got here today. My teenage kid and I had dinner at this empanada place in Hells Kitchen and he was dying at the cocktail menu. I thought he was laughing at Thunder Fuck but that’s because I didn’t know what a W.A.P. is. And yes I think it’s all open.
  18. It was all I needed.
  19. This should be SOP for all. There is never a need to be on the lower level after noon.
  20. There’s so much koolaid induced spouting of wishful bullshit on here I often don’t know what’s tongue-in-cheek and what’s not.
  21. Best quarterback back in the country must have some game highlights from last year you could share with us.
  22. Cheer families are worse than cruise families. You couldn’t pay me to be around that many of them. Also… not a sport.
  23. I know you didn’t write that, but statements like this are ridiculous. Love me some VY and he was the heart of that team, but there were 24 players on that team that would play in the NFL. Twenty fucking four. We had backups in that game that would play on Sundays. Stacked top to bottom on both sides.
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