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Your Mom

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  1. I was fresh out of boot camp and about mid-way through School of Infantry at Camp Pendleton when the news showed those guys’ bodies getting dragged through the streets. I don’t remember everything we did that day but I remember the instructors were pissed and took their anger out on us in the form of PT. The photos were pulled out more than once in the training cycle when guys weren’t hacking it as a way to say that someone is going to depend on your actions one day to keep this from happening to them. Great book. The same guy, Bowden, also wrote Killing Pablo about our DEA guys involvement in the hunt for Pablo Escobar. Also a great book.
  2. If you hadn’t snuck Ron Howard into that list I’d think you were making fun of Oklahoma.
  3. I get it for sure. But if either kid is looking for a way to justify it, Ted Koy, Captain on the 1969 Championship team, and member of the UT Hall of Honor went to vet school at A&M after his time in the NFL.
  4. Fuck Aaron Judge. And baseball in general. Nobody cares.
  5. No. Over the age of 2 requires a ticket. *Unless the kid knows how to slow down a short and intermediate passing attack, in which case he's welcome down on the sideline.
  6. Your Mom

    Austin FC

  7. This and this. HEB donuts in the box, microwaved for about 10 seconds blow both KK and RR donuts away. KK is straight up gross. RR is just another ordinary donut unworthy of the hype.
  8. You’re not the only one who notices. The last few months have been a steady progression to his becoming one of the top 5 worst posters on his own board.
  9. What was that site in the late 90’s that just posted links to every Longhorn article writtten everyday? No message board, just a long list of new links every day. Billy Bob’s something? I think I went from that to Hornfans. Hornfans to Longhornfanzone, to Shaggy, to here. Or was LFZ before Hornfans? When Hornfans or LFZ went south Lowery21 invited me to Shaggy. He and I are still friends but I’m not sure where he posts these days. Haven’t seen him online in years. I posted under a different username back then but the ex-wife called me out on some shit I’d posted about and I realized she was lurking and looking for dirt. And that’s how I became Your Mom.
  10. Some of you have too high of standards for places that are meant to be barely a step above McDonalds or Taco Bell. If you’re ordering from a counter it’s just fast food without a drive thru. Freebird, Chipotle, Mighty Fine, etc shouldn’t be compared to places you sit down with a waiter serving you.
  11. Your Mom

    It's Dead, Jim

    It's all fun and games until that fucker Bobby takes the tiki idol.
  12. Well... it was 9 o'clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffled in...
  13. Texas 34 Tech 13 213 receiving
  14. My pool guy told me to empty the skimmer baskets once week or as needed, the pump basket once a month, and clean the filter cartridges every 3 months.
  15. The Right Stuff
  16. 417 Union does good breakfast. That’s the name of the restaurant, not the address. It’s a couple blocks off Broadway. The bars on Broadway are great when it’s 2 in the afternoon on a weekday and there’s some up-and-coming kid with a guitar singing all the cover songs you love and one or two of his own. One of my favorite times down there was watching some dude play all the Johnny Cash tunes on a homemade electric cello that was all beat to shit and duct taped together. Watching him shred on that thing and drinking $1 PBRs was a fun afternoon But during prime entertainment hours, Friday and Saturday nights, etc. it’s a complete shit show. It’s like dirty 6th but more crowded. SEC frat boys, 50-something inbred couples on vacation from Alabama, and bro country douches with bedazzled jeans, and the street and sidewalks completely packed.
  17. Aggies would threaten to set their water tower on fire.
  18. I usually only go to one game or so a year but I have never parked in a garage, always street parking. Even if you park a mile from the stadium you're looking at a 20 minute walk. Unless you're handicapped, I don't see the appeal of garage parking at all. And if you end up further than you want to walk there are pedicabs that are still a much better deal than garage fees and still way faster.
  19. The world owes Cam Rising a debt of gratitude.
  20. Brad Pitt sucks.
  21. I don’t know a whole lot about the PCT. Do you pass through many towns? Is there a network of common places to resupply like on the AT? How about water resupply spots? Do you primarily find and filter as you go?
  22. Cleared to play includes cleared to be hit If they think he’s one hit away from re-injury they won’t clear him to play.
  23. If you could give us a quick summary of everything you saw and did from day one until the end that would be great. Seriously though, post up some pics, tell us some stories. Would love to hear more about it.
  24. Kyler called that guy's wife GI Jane.
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