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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
I'll tell you what has something to do with it: TV eyeballs. Because of their runaway success over the last ten years, 'Bama will produce substantially better Nielsens than Pedo State. Pedo's appeal is Rust Belt; 'Bama's is nationwide. The CFP Selection Committee won't admit it publicly, of course, but that matters. It's the same with Texas, BTW. We don't need it this year, but it's nice to have that Nielsen ace up our sleeves for the times when we do.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
As did Jack Mehoff.
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Pooooooor aggies. Now shut the fuck up.
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Pooooooor aggies. Now shut the fuck up.
I listened hard to all the post-game festivities but didn't hear that wonderful chant. I heard and very much enjoyed the "SECx3" chant, but what about pooooorr agg-geee?
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2024 Random Games thread
Wally Pryor would be proud.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You're in fast food?
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Yeah, they do. You should too. He put a lot of love and a shit-pot full of money into UT. Don't know if he did doobies or not, but welfare damn sure didn't have to buy 'em for him.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
I don't know the ins and outs of his contract with NC, but generally speaking, if he makes them fire him he gets a penalty/buyout/whatever, but if he quits voluntarily, he leaves that money on the table. I suspect the firing was both real and negotiated.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I tell you, that-uz a big ol' fish. I'm talkin' 'bout a big-un! Man, that fish-uz so big, we took a pichur of it an' the damn negative weighed three pounds!
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Game Week 13: Kentucky at Texas
I had a bundle on a can't-miss nag at Saratoga one time. She went off at 6/2/&even. She lost that battle too.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
A fucking classic!- Tom Herman 𝗁̷Fired by Florida Atlantic
Damn, I guess November 23rd has come and gone already and I missed it. Time flies like the wind. (Fruit flies like bananas.)- Tom Herman 𝗁̷Fired by Florida Atlantic
He may be done as a coach but damned if it doesn't look like the boy's got a future in stand-up.- Game Week 13: Kentucky at Texas
And you can live on the air there.- What time will A&M game kick? WTF Wedding shower at 3 pm....
It precedes a golden shower. Or maybe it follows one. Hell, I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to those kinds of things.- What time will A&M game kick? WTF Wedding shower at 3 pm....
An older friend tells this great wedding vs. Longhorn football story: A good friend of his was getting married at four o’clock on December 6th, 1969. Yeah, then. The Game started at 12:30 and we all know what happened in the fourth quarter. My friend wasn’t going to miss the end of that game, wedding or no wedding, so he waits ’til the last possible moment to leave, then breaks all speed records getting to the University Methodist Church on The Drag. He goes in and sits on the back row, barely before the bride and her father start down the aisle. He doesn’t recognize the bride, but he doesn’t know her anyway, so he doesn’t worry. Then, the groom and groomsmen come out and . . . he doesn’t know them from Adam’s off ox. He’s in the wrong wedding. Obviously. Well, he's pissed but he can’t just get up and walk out, so he grudgingly sits through the ceremony. It’s finally over and since he’s on the back row, he’s one of the first to greet the newlyweds. He takes the bride’s hand, kisses it, and whispers, just loud enough for the husband to hear, “I can’t believe you did this to me,” and walks out. He calls his wife from a payphone and finds out that the wedding was at the University Christian Church. It’s over when he gets there, of course, but the reception’s still going on. Barely. He tells his friend and new wife what a beautiful wedding it was, then sheds his tie and joins the celebration on The Drag. True story. We never learned what happened with the Methodist marriage, although it’s been the subject of speculation over drinks for more than 50 years.- I did not know this - Nixon’s 1969 #1 presentation plaque.
Jimmy Hoffa has it.- Game Week 10, Texas at Arkansas
And he brews a hell of a beer, too . . .- Texas D-Line Talk
Big win-win: He helps the D this year and improves his draft stock at the same time.- Game Week 10, Texas at Arkansas
Why are y'all bringing up old shit when we're about to skull drag--when we're about to drag their deceased bodies across the field? "Son--I say, son . . ."- Tell Me About Texas a&m
That Harmon doofus's headline reminds me of a Pravda story from back in the Cold War era. It seems that there was a two-car race between an American car and a Russian car. We won by three laps. The Pravda headline read: "Glorious Car of the Soviet People Finishes Second; Americans Come In Next To Last."- Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Goin' up the country, mama. Don't you want to go- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Nationalsozialistischer Deutscher Studentenbund in action. "It was Greggie and Dougie and some of the other Hitler Youth . . ."- Game Week 10, Texas at Arkansas
Hey, man, summers are great up there. Last year it was Wednesday. - Tell Me About Texas a&m
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