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deft

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  1. Stfu. Fr?
  2. Jim Carrey came to a horns game?! That’s cool as shit. Oh wait, there’s no way you meant Billy.
  3. Now? Of course not. In the future? Who knows. But you already knew that. Didn’t you?
  4. #teammeteor
  5. Ha. Helo doesn’t know the difference between donkey lady road and donkey lady bridge.
  6. Counter-counter-point: the precedent is already set that if the grid becomes strained, we’ll pay them to turn off for a while. It’s literally a win-win for them.
  7. Extremely so. And wearing a cop uniform doesn’t help.
  8. My grandparents would buy burgers at dans, bring them home, put on their own cheese, re-wrap it, then say the blessing while the cheese melted. Racist.
  9. Or an opinion worth reading?
  10. Twinks love him
  11. South on 45, take hwy 14 at Richmond. Stop on Mexia right on 14 at wrights bbq but don’t get a plate. Just order as many chip beef sandwiches as you can stomach and fit in your cooler. Or turn left on 84 and go to Jim’s krispy fries chicken where Anna Nicole worked. Take a dump in Groesbeck because fuck the goats.
  12. Ended up booking secrets Bahia mita for 5 nights. Wife is really more of an AI and relax person but we’re still excited about taking a taxi into town for a little bit here and there for culture. We’ll be there during anew moon and I plan on doing the night time kayaking with the bioluminescent plankton. Any experience with tequila places there or do you need to get a few more hours inland?
  13. No it’s cool guys. We can pay them millions of taxpayer dollars (more than they’d actually make in that time period doing…..crypto mining) to stop and alleviate the strain on the grid. Then they’ll just cut a check back to gop reelection campaigns.
  14. Yeah but woke agenda…
  15. Hot and fresh out the kitchen
  16. They shouldn’t allow the Bible in school.
  17. “The one without, follows him! When the one with the jizz jar gets killed, the one who is following picks up the jizz jar and whoops!”
  18. https://www.laststandhats.com/collections/texas-longhorns
  19. Which subcontractor put the jizzjar in the attic?
  20. So WB tears down a perfectly good A-frame at Huebner and bandera (one in which had just the right amount of grease coating on the walls, floors, ceiling, etc) to put up one of the new modern joints with the flat roof. It has less seating. It has 2 self serve kiosks. I’m there with my family before we go bowling for my sons bday and spend the 5 minutes keying everything in before the cashier 3 feet away steps over to tell me that the kiosk isn’t accepting f payments. My wife can see me going red rats angry and suggests to her that maybe they should put an out of order sign on it and the girl looks at us and says “yeah” then goes back to the regular register. I still went and got in line because it’s the boys bday but…….
  21. So good. Go read some of the thread that umlang quoted. The fifth quarter ag goes on to let us know that he actually believes that and that he’s also an Econ major at aggy.
  22. Only $20? Finest horse meat I ever seent.
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