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deft

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Everything posted by deft

  1. Only if tonight in the pit, everyone gets laid
  2. I can top that. Senior in HS. Our civics class was taking a field trip to the bush museum. It was the day the bonfire collapsed. Fucking idoits.
  3. They?
  4. That could be a true statement/pic from the shank thread.
  5. Kinda off topic, but do we have a xeriscape specific lawn thread? I’d like to see what some of yall are working.
  6. Speaking of which…..fridge clean out trash quesadilla. Beans and cheese, leftover diced rotisserie chicken, chopped cilantro and green onion, and some Taco Bell sauce. Then cover in crema. Props to whoever recommended the arbol salsa too. Btw, between my dilla and the kids B&C tacos, shredded cheese was dispensed from 3 different open bags.
  7. Agreed but who among us hasn’t broken laws of man and common decency once or twice when posting to the shank thread
  8. We used aluxes for our cart.
  9. deft replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    Stfu. Fr?
  10. Jim Carrey came to a horns game?! That’s cool as shit. Oh wait, there’s no way you meant Billy.
  11. Now? Of course not. In the future? Who knows. But you already knew that. Didn’t you?
  12. #teammeteor
  13. deft replied to TexasHooch's topic in Food and Travel
    Ha. Helo doesn’t know the difference between donkey lady road and donkey lady bridge.
  14. Counter-counter-point: the precedent is already set that if the grid becomes strained, we’ll pay them to turn off for a while. It’s literally a win-win for them.
  15. Extremely so. And wearing a cop uniform doesn’t help.
  16. My grandparents would buy burgers at dans, bring them home, put on their own cheese, re-wrap it, then say the blessing while the cheese melted. Racist.
  17. Or an opinion worth reading?
  18. Twinks love him
  19. deft replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    South on 45, take hwy 14 at Richmond. Stop on Mexia right on 14 at wrights bbq but don’t get a plate. Just order as many chip beef sandwiches as you can stomach and fit in your cooler. Or turn left on 84 and go to Jim’s krispy fries chicken where Anna Nicole worked. Take a dump in Groesbeck because fuck the goats.
  20. Ended up booking secrets Bahia mita for 5 nights. Wife is really more of an AI and relax person but we’re still excited about taking a taxi into town for a little bit here and there for culture. We’ll be there during anew moon and I plan on doing the night time kayaking with the bioluminescent plankton. Any experience with tequila places there or do you need to get a few more hours inland?
  21. No it’s cool guys. We can pay them millions of taxpayer dollars (more than they’d actually make in that time period doing…..crypto mining) to stop and alleviate the strain on the grid. Then they’ll just cut a check back to gop reelection campaigns.
  22. Yeah but woke agenda…
  23. Hot and fresh out the kitchen
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