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deft

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  1. Fuck Reddit, their admin, and the “he gets us” ad riddled corpse of what they used to be. Long live Apollo. Now someone help me sideload it on my iPhone.
  2. That’s why they wash it off with the sauce dunk
  3. He’s playing with old school doom cheat codes. idclip lets you walk through walls….and other cars
  4. I’ve typed “Cadillac motherclucker” in this thread probably a half dozen times and I live hundreds of miles from Stanley’s. Next time I’m Tyler, it’ll be on my itinerary again. But that master list of best dishes from each joint: can we get a running tally and pin it to the top of the thread?? A go to quick resource should we ever find ourselves in them parts?
  5. I didn’t know it was possible to get arrested in Texas for dwi in the 80s.
  6. “…so take your skank hooker wife and get the fuck outta here!”
  7. Next you’re gonna tell me he’s all out of dui “get out of jail free” cards
  8. I think I had this exact model with 5 speakers and the powered sub. It rattled my door in jester west pretty good back in 00/01.
  9. I confess. I was at the north location. I didn’t know any better. 50 Hail Marys plus 10 lashes.
  10. Finally made it to Rolando’s. Devoured the crispy before the pic.
  11. “Now with real-life porpoising action!” …..like it’s gi Joe Kung fu grip
  12. It’s the w14? Couldn’t they have picked a more dominant platform? The w11 maybe?
  13. How close is that to balanced rock?
  14. They also have a smaller McLaren formula E car for $50.
  15. You wanted bodacious at mobberly. But you knew that.
  16. Gone vegan
  17. I looked at that one but $200 seemed a little steep.
  18. If you’re in LOVE, why would you eat dickeys when there’s a whataburger?
  19. I hope the UN has heard
  20. Driving the backroads so I wouldn’t get weighed
  21. Don’t take your kids to the Lego store unless you want to end up buying yourself a toy
  22. They get real expensive after they meld to your tires.
  23. Is he related to Erddie Russell?
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