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deft

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  1. But you gave them fake tickets so they couldn’t get back in
  2. Maybe the drivers have added weight too
  3. There’s no endless breadsticks in them
  4. They whoop in weddings and meetings in the office. Why wouldn’t they desecrate a body?
  5. Thank goodness we got rid of the embrace the hate shirts. Wouldn’t want someone getting the wrong opinion of us.
  6. “Yeah but if we did, that’d be one helluva cup amirite?!”
  7. Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
  8. Again?? What kind of idiot could get impeached twice? /noCR
  9. Clocks move too fast. Seconds tick by and the minute hand creeps onward. It takes a week or so for the agmindhive to fully cook a batch of bullshit. Really, you start to see the roller coaster climbing mid to late summer so instead of a clock, I’d say maybe more of a farmers almanac. An inbred farmers almanac.
  10. They went against Clemson a few years back which most assuredly scheduled waaay before they became the powerhouse they were.
  11. The sec grind? We’ve played as many sec teams as they have in the last 10 months and we’re not even in the conference yet.
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