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gernblansten

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  1. Yes, yes, you see, ztejas was a simple country boy. Some might say a cockeyed optimist, who got caught up in the dirty game of world diplomacy and International intrigue.
  2. “Attack, attack, attack; admit nothing, deny everything; no matter what happens, you claim victory and never admit defeat” - Trump mentor
  3. What a tale his thoughts could tell.
  4. I've been saying the same for years. All the village idiots are able to communicate with one another now. Downfall of our society.
  5. Perfect. Neither do the French.
  6. Could’ve been even worse because if TT QB was worth a shit they would’ve scored a lot faster on their last drive and ISU would’ve had more time to go down and bang a 32 yard FG off the upright for the loss as time expired.
  7. The neighbors never had chicken fried steak before, I bet they’re meeting right now to make you King of Indiana. Or, at least Cooker of Neighborhood.
  8. "Did you say Trump watch? Well, I can put one of these on your wrist today for the beautiful price of $99,999.99. All the watch experts say it's one of the most beautiful prices they've ever seen."
  9. Oh yeah, that's it, suck it good, I know you love it...mmmmm, just like that you dirty little minx....
  10. Not true. They burn in hell.
  11. He knows how to get offenses to put points on the board, so maybe OU should bring him in to the open offensive coordinator position?
  12. He was a Skattebo He said, "See you later, bo" Pokes weren't good enough for him Now he's a super star Running over left guard Gundy sees him in the end zone?
  13. For some reason I always found this movie Miracles to be quite funny. Only 5.2 on IMBD so if I saw it now maybe I'd wonder wtf was wrong with younger me, or it'd just solidify I was a big fan of Teri.
  14. OU and OSU both miss bowls they should schedule a Bedlam game Tulsa's stadium. The Golden Hurricane won't be using it to prepare for any bowl.
  15. Reporter: Mr. Neighbor, it’s our understanding you heard two or three screams from a woman, grabbed your flashlight, and went to the woods. Were you looking for the victim and why not call 911? Neighbor: My statement was completely misunderstood. I was sitting around and heard a woman scream a few times. I imagined them as the good kind of womanly screams, so I grabbed my flesh light to put on my wood, not a flashlight to go into the woods. As far as 911, 69 was the only number on my mind at that point. Speaking of numbers, let me get your cell?
  16. That’s some real insider information that when Bedenbaugh was Co-OC 2017-2021 that it was actually Lincoln Riley calling the plays and not BB.
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