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gernblansten

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  1. It is so absurd, it might be comparable if Leonardo DiCaprio would've said, "you know, I've been slaying so much hot tail for so long, it seems like a good idea to cut off my penis and see how it goes."
  2. "Just so you understand, vast amounts of Ward and Hoff threesome fantasies have poured out of Brisketexan's mind, and as you know, also flows to his hand and it goes to pecker at very high and unacceptable levels,” the president said.
  3. I think it's more like 3 guys break into his house and kick the shit out of him. They come back the next night kick in the door he repaired and beat the shit out of him again. Same thing happens the next night and the next. Spanky is running out of wood to keep fixing his doors. He asks Trump for help since he voted for him and all. Trump tells the 3 guys they can have Spanky's living room, master bedroom, master bath, one guest room, and only kick the shit out of him twice a week instead of seven days a week. Spanky objects to this plan and Trump says "shut the fuck up, no one cares what you want in your own house, me and these 3 guys are working a deal where they're kicking me a few bucks a week. I'm saving you here and you should be thanking me."
  4. Probably just cancelling the leases so Trump or a Trump surrogate can lease a new property to NOAA. It'll take a couple years to get things back up and running properly, but I'm sure there won't be any weather events that would require forewarning.
  5. I cannot imagine how dimwitted one must be to answer that question with “Yes” and then type everything you did after “Yes”.
  6. No, shit Sherlock. TUSK is saying it because TRUMP has been announcing for months that he’s backing Putin’s play. TUSK is saying the USA is not who we used to be and Europe is going to have to be a bigger player on the world stage while the United Fucking States of America surrenders our position as the world’s leader.
  7. What he did was announce to the world that the United States is no longer the World's Police and what we say is not the final word. Instead, we're going to allow other countries to increase their influence in the world while we retreat. We are no longer the boss of bosses, we're choosing to just be another family at the table.
  8. I assume this is our plan to get in the prisoner exchange game. All Germany needs to do is meet our demands for 5,000 gallons of Hefeweizen, 2,500 pounds each of schnitzel, pork shank, and sauerbraten.
  9. Ah - 90? Don't talk about....90?!?!? You kiddin' me? 90?!? I just hope she can tie her shoes!
  10. And, that stinky little issue with Uranus.
  11. I believe that is Marjorie Taylor Green's boyfriend. Zelenskyy could rightfully have responded, "Did an ape woman with an IQ lower than her shoe size dress you in that suit?"
  12. Utterly disgusting. I just can't understand how these people are in charge. It's just so embarrassing.
  13. Exactly. The letter is just performance art suggesting the deep state FBI was withholding documents and now Patel is there to clean it all up and/or shut it down.
  14. Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen
  15. Trump loves it when big, strong men come up to him with tears in their eyes.
  16. Pretty sure that's when you have 5-8 people playing tambourine at the same time with no other musical instruments. More than 8 is a monster jambourine.
  17. I assume someone in the White House is going to float the idea of shipping them to Palestine to help spread the cleansing of the area.
  18. Ukraine was asking for it. Strutting around over there dressed like that, shaking that money money maker, just begging to be entered.
  19. I think the people who want the 9-3 or 8-4 SEC/Big 10 teams automatically in the playoffs because they're the best teams at the expense of every other conference's 11-1 or 10-2 team that is clearly not as good because they're not SEC/Big 10 want it. It's the next step to just creating the two mega conferences model. They argue the NFL has rematches in the playoffs so its fine for CFB, while completely ignoring the current vast differences between CFB and the NFL. I haven't looked past the SEC portion of the play-in situation you posted above, but I assume the other conferences will look the same. For the play in scenario you posted, Bama gets to play LSU, who they already beat 42-13. Assuming the higher seeds win the opening games, Tenn gets to play UGA again, who they already beat 31-17. Assuming the higher seeds win that round, UGA gets to play UT who they already beat 30-15. One of the differences between CFB and NFL was if you lost in the regular season it really, really mattered. NFL you can lose to the same team twice in the regular season and beat them in the playoffs and that's the way it's always been and everyone understands that the model when you have 32 teams. Everyone can argue all they want about how expanding the CFB playoffs made more regular season games important because more teams have a chance. That's great and I'm fine with it. But, expansion and more automatic bids to the "good conferences" just guarantees yearly rematches. CFB was about losing to your rival and having to eat it for a year that it killed your season. tOSU loss to Michigan used to be devastating. That loss went from really bad to who gives a shit we're NC in less than two months. So, yeah, I'll complain about more "good" football when more "good" football is watching the same teams play each other twice a year.
  20. Yeah, what we really need are the 9-3 teams that lost conference games to the 3 best teams they played to prove again in the playoffs that they can't beat them. I have no idea why people want to watch Ole Miss lose to UGA a second time instead of watching UGA play Arizona State in a lose and go home game. Just admit you want CFB to be the NFL and create an all SEC/Big 10 CFB Big Boys Division that copies the NFC/AFC model and an Everyone Else CFB Division that operates in a manner more closely resembling CFB than the NFL.
  21. At first I thought "this isn't Trump's America, that's in Toronto". I keep forgetting Canada is the 51st State.
  22. Good creamed spinach is such a good side for a steak dinner.
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