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gernblansten

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  1. I just imagine it as an ashtray.
  2. First, you have to get caught in the middle of a railroad track
  3. Woman in the picture to her child: "Look at that man over there. A lobster sandwich in his lap, popover next to him, a gas station burrito in each pocket, and what appears to be a bottle of hot sauce on a string hanging from his neck."
  4. Presumably the wives aren't blowing their husbands, so really she's just providing a service.
  5. Exactly! Laguna has been dragging down this franchise for thirty five fucking years.
  6. Who cares about the bcp, how was the EKG?
  7. That is just so fucking disgustingly gross.
  8. President Donald Trump said that he will not extend Friday’s deadline for his “reciprocal” tariffs on dozens of countries to restart. “THE AUGUST FIRST DEADLINE IS THE AUGUST FIRST DEADLINE — IT STANDS STRONG, AND WILL NOT BE EXTENDED. A BIG DAY FOR AMERICA!!!” Trump wrote on Truth Social on Wednesday morning.
  9. You just know Trump is in deep with the car window replacement lobby.
  10. Trump: "I think so. He stole her." He talks about a human being like I talk my Luke Skywalker with the bent left arm Return of the Jedi action figure my pal Jimmy Black stole from me. I never talked to that sonofabitch again. I said "Jimmy, you can't come over anymore!"
  11. Went out of Boston last year and saw many humpback and minke in addition to one large fin. Boat crew said the fin was a fairly rare sighting and the total number of whales we saw was the most they'd seen on a single trip in a couple years. It was pretty damn cool.
  12. Trump can't fix the problem if he doesn't create a problem to fix.
  13. Normally handlers of a political or public figure would be pulling their hair out of these comments. Just another day in Trumpworld, though. Any statements to clear it up would be something like "President Trump is one of the greatest businessmen the world has ever known. He knows better than anyone, there are things you don't do in business. He's accomplished more in the first few months of his term than any President has accomplished in history, certainly more than Barack Hussein Obama and Sleepy Joe combined, and he's not slowing down. While they committed treason and filled files with lies, he's keeping his campaign promises to Make America Great Again!"
  14. Just started watching 24. Really digging the tension between Jack and Nina since they apparently used to be together, but now she's with Tony. I think Nina ends up saving the day, she and Jack get back together, they fight terrorists together every season and live happily ever after.
  15. The North End Regina Pizzaria fits that bill and kicks all kinds of ass.
  16. Somewhere between 5-7 and 8-4 seems reasonable. Worst possible outcome is 3-9 and best possible outcome is 9-3.
  17. Exactly. Doesn't matter if it's 10-12 year olds or 13-16 year olds, Trump is still fucking kids.
  18. They don't just "fuck WITH people"...
  19. Dang, can its college roommate not help out?
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