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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. "Seven TVs? You must be rich." "Honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has seven television sets."
  2. It wasn't needed in the first place, but yes, it's time to get rid of it.
  3. If no one else is going to post it, I guess I will.
  4. Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist. They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes.
  5. I know we all complain about all the commercial breaks in football games, but are they longer this year than in the past? I've only watched a few games so far, but damn the breaks are taking forever.
  6. Look, we want you to express yourself, okay? Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, okay? You do want to express yourself, don't you?
  7. You left off gambling. Casinos are integral to the plan.
  8. So you're saying we can go ahead and lock this thread? Hot weather won't bother us until June 2025!
  9. Out on the road today, I saw a Biden/Harris sticker on a Cadillac.
  10. My stance on KC has changed. I've been going back for work every June (except the Covid years) and the city has grown on me. The Crossroads District is a nice area of town with some good restaurants and bars. Oh, and weed is legal. But the BBQ is still bad and the locals swear that they have some great taco joints. I wouldn't know because I'm not eating tacos in fucking Missouri.
  11. So your behavior and academic aptitude when you're 14 should determine the rest of your life? Fuck that.
  12. How about naming it after the first recipient? The HornOnTheBayou Junior Scholarship for Academic Achievement sounds great. And thanks again for the million bucks! We really appreciate it!
  13. Half of that statement is true.
  14. Great steal and goal by Bukari!
  15. Definitely not #5. I'm not sitting on any cushioned seat near Vance.
  16. In and paid. Ready to go out in week 2 on a tie!
  17. So Colt will be wearing a MAGA hat on his first NBC broadcast?
  18. I made the mistake of walking outside. It's hotter than Satan's ballsack out there.
  19. Integers lead to talk about sex. I don't want my kid coming home and asking me what number comes between 68 and 70. And what happens when he learns what 58008 spells upside down on a calculator? It's a slippery slope from numbers to sexual perversions. Math is the devil's work.
  20. I would be OK with Trump being the first to fly in one of Boeing's new models.
  21. Well the root problem is mental health, so I'm sure we will be completely funding mental health programs any minute now.
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