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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. @BeardIP is definitely AnimalTobacco. The exact same, "Aw shucks, just asking questions" bullshit.
  2. Yep. I miss the blonde, but Ms. Swan will fill in nicely.
  3. Are the poncho shirts available at any stores in Austin? I hate ordering clothes online before trying them on.
  4. So in this case you would be better off sticking your head up a bull's ass than taking the butcher's word for it?
  5. That brings back some memories. I was one of those barely literate aspiring DJs at my high school's radio station (WBRH, 90.3) back in the 90s. We played jazz during the day and college alternative at night. One day I had to read a PSA for a charity that was helping families adopt children. Instead of saying, "If you need help adopting a child, please call XXX-XXXX", I said, "If you need help abducting a child, please call XXX-XXXX". After I put on the next song, my station manager ran into the studio and yelled, "Don't help people kidnap children!" Thanks for the book rec. Looks like a nice little Christmas present to myself.
  6. Hold on now. Starting another thread about Dotard is ridiculous, but I don't know if it deserves the death penalty.
  7. This. I know it's a stereotype, but guys generally hate going to the doctor especially for something that seems small. But this could get worse and he needs to get checked up soon.
  8. Some people like to have the radio alarm a little louder than the radio.
  9. Y'all turn this shit off and turn on ESPN to watch the Horns punch a ticket to the women's volleyball final.
  10. Will Dora explain why swiping is a 15 yard penalty?
  11. Ha ha. I just finished watching and was about to make that exact same post.
  12. There aren't any SEC games on any Fox networks. That could change with the CBS/SEC deal ending, but I think that game is just going to ESPN. We could still have non-conference games on Fox, but not many.
  13. A couple of years ago, I presented at a conference in Lexington. At the happy hour, I started to talking to some of the participants and one of them told me that their dad was a war hero who graduated from UK in 1949. He had enough money to buy either season football or basketball tickets, but not enough for both. In the participant's words, "He chose football. I have been paying for that choice my whole life."
  14. Are these for sale? I would be more than happy to plant them around my neighborhood during my runs.
  15. An "obscure sexual situation, forgotten"? Oh, no. I binged the last three seasons of this train wreck. There better be a big payoff on the end or I will be pissed. Get the original showrunners back for the last season. I want something new and original. I want the CSI guys to look at the dead body and ask, "You can die from that?"
  16. Dude, everyone knows the guy from the REM song. I'm just surprised they made a movie about him.
  17. Can I still say, "Nice cock" to coworkers in the company bathroom or are the Cancel Police going to come after me next?
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