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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Bump. I just didn't want this thread to fall off the third page.
  2. We had to say goodbye to our yellow lab two weeks ago. This page is making me feel, well, a lot of things. But #1 is we need a dog lover in the White House instead someone who makes "dog" an insult. I mean, I have a long list of why Trump shouldn't be president, but that might be in the top ten of my reasons.
  3. If South Austin's mom was the first woman, there would be 20 billion people on this earth, not 8.
  4. What do you think led me to use her name?
  5. A president eating junk food?!? I can't even imagine.
  6. I am absolutely shocked that your first prediction was wrong.
  7. I was just about to make the switch from YTTV to Fubo so I could have the RSNs to watch the Astros and Rangers. Then I realized that Fubo doesn't have TBS or TNT. The hell is that?
  8. If by some miracle this guy actually wins, he's going to be the new Sinema or Manchen, right?
  9. If I get a billion dollars and a twelve-inch dick, I don't even need to be a movie star to bed Sydney Sweeney. This is the way to victory.
  10. When I first heard about Breaking Bad, I thought it was insanely stupid that the goofy dad from Malcolm in the Middle and the Jewish dentist from Seinfeld was going to play a teacher turned drug dealer in a drama. I guess I was wrong.
  11. I didn't think it was possible to have a celebrity lineup worse than the GQP's. I was mistaken.
  12. Or the Sonic smashburger thread
  13. If you want me to give details about how I filled your mom's hole, I will be happy to do it.
  14. Do you have a link for that? Not that I doubt Oklahoma told US News to fuck off, but AP scores by state are not hard to come by. Every AP teacher gets a breakdown of how their students did on every part of the test and compares it to the state and global average. I know, because I teach AP classes in a school with a large percentage of first and second-generation immigrants. And we always outscore the Texas average and almost always outscore the global average. And I don't say that to brag. I say that to give a nice "Fuck you" to anyone who talks bad about my students and calls their home countries "shitholes".
  15. Is Paramount+ still going to be around for streaming sports? I'm just wondering what's going to happen to the Champion's League.
  16. Do the astronauts drop off their ballot at the nearest mailbox?
  17. Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' turtle.
  18. Looks like a happy boyfriend to me.
  19. "We have to go back, Kate." Nothing in television, movie, or any other visual medium will ever reach that moment when you realize that this is not a flashback.
  20. Did anyone accidently splash hot coffee in their face?
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