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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. She probably got grok to write it.
  2. So the school name is false advertising.
  3. Ha ha, he did that to me too.
  4. Completely disagree. Amazing comeback capped off by an insane shot. When else are going to get to do that with Spike Lee in attendance?
  5. There's no extra points or field goals in flag football, so I think he would be OK.
  6. A potential Dabo v Kelly matchup in the final will be one for the ages. The UT/USC of punchable face championships.
  7. How's your cornhole feeling this morning?
  8. This is Xavier McDaniel erasure. I will not abide any X-Man slander.
  9. They had to crawl to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness. And that was just to get off of Bourbon Street!
  10. Um, yes, we do. @kingkoopa6, keep doing your thing. It's like a game thread, but with a whole lot less bitching about the tackling.
  11. Fat fingers, text-to-speech, or a stroke?
  12. I'm sure he'll play "Keep on Rockin' in the Free World" next time.
  13. I bet if you looked like Tom Hardy, she would be cool with it.
  14. Just chisel an "and" between the two lines and you have the perfect slogan for this Justice Department.
  15. Immamac shits his pants in public every day?
  16. So this is 3 for 3 now?
  17. #10 was the best episode of the series. And it should probably be near the top of greatest television episodes ever.
  18. Does Elon know about this new legislation? I gotta figure he's not too happy about it since most of Twitter these days is porn links.
  19. Maeve has gone from cartoonishly evil to cartoonishly stupid, but I'll stick with the show. In other news, the undercover cop is someone I would consider having sexual relations with.
  20. I'm gonna rent myself a house In the shade of the freeway Gonna pack my lunch in the morning And go to work each day And when the evening rolls around I'll go on home and lay my body down And when the morning light comes streaming in I'll get up and do it again
  21. Yeah, this is my thought too. It's not about the food (well, it partially is), it's about making summer memories. We'll sit in our chairs, drink Dr Pepper, and play some games.
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