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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. I'm in my classroom trying to grade papers while I watch this. Next door is an ESL class. Every time something happens in the match, I hear screams coming from over there.
  2. I'm gonna need a lot more Jeffrey Wright and lot less A-ha on acoustic guitar.
  3. There were a couple of times in the third period when the camera flashed to the Stars' bench, but the score bug was covering her up. I kept muttering to myself that they need to change the camera angle because they were missing the best part.
  4. I would think giving them multiple large houses would spoil them. edit: dammit, orale beat me to it
  5. I would eat the turkey from Christmas Vacation before I ate that abomination.
  6. Yes, the answer is Bix, no question. The rest can fight for second. Although I would like to watch Dedra, Mon, and Kleya fight it out for second.
  7. Reversing the rotation of the earth in April and May would really help things out. Western conference games should really be on first.
  8. He also hates going to Aruba, Jamaica, Bermuda, Bahama, Key Largo, and Montego. Even if he gets there fast and then takes it slow.
  9. You're trying to tell me this woman makes poor choices? I'm shocked.
  10. Adding that contest to All-Star Weekend would increase the ratings. Imagine Kevin Harlan saying, "And welcome back to the 2026 Insta-Ho Smash Sponsored by Marriot Bonvoy."
  11. They have this great women's basketball recruit, Lucy Furr, who is absolute fire from three-point range.
  12. Maybe 7 was the number of seconds he lasted. To which 15 year-old me would say, "Damn, you held out that long!?!"
  13. HornOnTheBayou replied to elguapo's topic in Music
    Fantastic watch.
  14. Exactly. We've already seen holes in the Stevenson's security.
  15. What the fuck is wrong with you, Washington Nationals? Did they not think ahead and realize you shouldn't have a fireworks show around a large group of dogs? Next time they should have Bark at the Park on the same day as Amazon Delivery Man Night.
  16. Wasn't she a Patriots cheerleader? I thought that's what I read, but I could be wrong.
  17. One of the guys had a bit part on Veep and was pretty funny. Never seen the other guy in anything. But those commercials were terrible.
  18. You don't need to worry about her drowning at the beach.
  19. Our baseball game yesterday started on ESPNNEWS. I wasn't paying attention when it switched over to ESPN2 and got stuck watching slippery stairs for a second.
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