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boilerhorn

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  1. Assume you are in a leadership position of a mob gambling ring. If you wanted a team to throw a game, you would ask for today’s Auburn game plan and execution. However, you would also ask that Kalen Deboer and his coaching staff get food poisoning before the game.
  2. SEC office
  3. You’ve clearly never been to Auburn. I kid. It’s actually not that bad; it’s definitely a college town. I think BR is a little more cosmopolitan, but only barely. Atlanta is 100 miles away and Montgomery is 60 miles away. EDITED to add: which is actually better than being in BR…
  4. I actually think he’s a good coach, but not a very good human being. We are all aware of the Maryland story - which is tragic. If nothing else, he does not look like a whiny, mealy bitch on the sideline when things do not go his way. Is he irredeemable?
  5. Keep seeing OU with 99% chance of making the playoff, per the “Sponsor who paid stupid money” predictor model. What is that 1% set of events that has to occur for them not? Mateer breaks his leg at a Chipotle? Venables chokes on a bag of dicks? They are top-8 and won today. The bus crashes on their way back from practice? A Georgia DT is the DD for the OU DL?
  6. Everyone on Auburn’s offense has butter fingers. Amazing.
  7. They did not want to pay his $65mm buyout AND go find a new coach in one of the wildest coaching carousels in recent memory. It's not a bad decision, but it's not a winning decision either. Norvell has golden handcuffs/parachute, while FSU has a golden millstone around its neck.
  8. Observations on LSU/OU: Both teams are really very mediocre. Both teams are not very football smart. Van Buren would be Texas's 5th option at QB Venables seems like he's not a very smart man. Camera men and producers did a good job finding random attractive women in the crowd. Made the game more watchable.
  9. I am not sure how any sane person could watch any of BYU, Miami, or Michigan and conclude, "Yes, they are superior to Texas." Of course, tOSU are solving the Michigan problem for us.
  10. Yeah - agree. That said, it seemed to be a call they could have let go - just a warning not to do it again.
  11. Beck sucks. Pitt playing stupid. And refs have their thumbs on the scale. ACC will not let Miami lose this. See 2023 FSU/Louisville and 2024 ACC champ game.
  12. How was he not ejected for that?
  13. I missed the joke, too. He did play; we just kicked his ass. Funny - I even posted the DJ Campbell cut w/ him owning Howell.
  14. Call him and tell him to meet you for the back 9.
  15. Wisner looked faster, stronger, and more decisive in this game than any other game this season. He's definitely an Aggy killer.
  16. The networks will be very interested in (and invested in) the OOC scheduling references/suggestions. 2024 Week 2, Texas/Michigan: 9.19M 2025 Week 1 TV ratings/viewers: Texas-Ohio State (FOX): 16.623M Notre Dame-Miami (ABC, Sunday): 10.800M Alabama-Florida State (ABC): 10.700M LSU-Clemson (ABC): 10.400M TCU-North Carolina (ESPN, Monday): 6.184M South Carolina-Virginia Tech (ESPN, Sunday): 5.400M Georgia Tech-Colorado (ESPN, Friday): 3.700M Nebraska-Cincinnati (ESPN, Thursday): 3.300M South Dakota-Iowa State (FOX): 3.044M Auburn-Baylor (FOX, Friday): 2.832M Syracuse-Tennessee (ABC): 2.600M Some other random OOC games Michigan - OU: 9.7M UND-aTm: 6.2M Wisconsin-Bama: 4.5M ISU-Iowa: 4.28M SJSU - Texas: 3.7M If Texas had scheduled Purdue or Michigan State instead of tOSU in week 1, Texas now sits at 10-2 and that game likely sees around 10M fewer viewers. The networks would not appreciate it...
  17. My comment was about the distraction Brian Kelly might cause by accompanying his son on senior day - and thinking about the impact to the *other* seniors being honored on senior day. There was a non-zero chance it became a fiasco.
  18. Texas would end up... Opp Win Pct: 0.504 - 9th above - (SJSU, UTEP, and SHSU are a combined 7-26; add in UF and Ark: 12-43) SOS: 10 - 3rd SOR: 13 - 12 Wins vs top 25: 2 - T4 Before playing aTm. Opponent's win percentage in games Texas won: 0.421 - 0.468 discounting their losses to Texas.
  19. Roads, schools, and hospitals will suffer for the next decade. Worth it for them , though.
  20. I did a quick search - roughly $30mm. $500k per month for 5 years. I actually thought Smith would be competent there. Funny - some MSU fans were hopeful that Oregon State would take him off their hands.
  21. This looks like a solid hire for Oregon State. Vigen replaced Choate when Choate joined the Texas staff in 2021. Vigen was 47-10 at Montana State.
  22. IIRC, that is after the 2024 game. In 2023, FAU beat USF 52-14. Herman left the starting QB in during the 4th quarter and had him throwing, too. I guess Golesh did not take kindly to it and brushed him off.
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