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boilerhorn

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  1. His standup is great - the above are gems.
  2. Chat GPT delivered me this haiku: Limp Longhorns linger, Tarnished tusks twist toward twilight— Dreams drift, dust, defeated. Edit - request more despondency: Lost Longhorns languish, Broken banners bleed in dusk— Hope hums hollow hymns And then I asked for 100% alliteration: Limp Longhorns languish, Lost legends lie, learning loss— Lonely lights lessen
  3. Lea played at Vandy. He has likely built 10+ years of goodwill with 24-25 performance.
  4. Franklin, Shaw, and Strong were on the list, post-Mack. Mack delayed, Franklin was (more or less) already hired, and it was down to Shaw/Strong. Shaw did not want to leave Stanford. Strong it is.
  5. In his defense, Russini may evoke peak Mary Lou Retton. Present Russini >> present Retton.
  6. That's kinda bleak for a college town. Even the greater West Lafayette / Lafayette (Purdue area for the geographically challenged) metropolis can support around 6 craft breweries. However, the winter likely drives most folks in that area to drink a bit more. Upon review, Laf/WL population is ~220k, much larger than the Starkville area. Still - you'd expect at least 1 craft brewery.
  7. Still too expensive.
  8. Cloud Candy New England IPA Mighty Squirrel Brewing Co. Watertown, MA (Boston suburb)
  9. If you are still in Minneapolis, try Surly Brewing. Took daughter (no pics) there on college trips and Surly was quite good.
  10. While the offensive gameplan, scheme, and execution left a lot to be desired, we should tone down the "worst of all time" hyperbolic rhetoric. https://www.espn.com/college-football/matchup/_/gameId/400610223 On Dec 30, 2014, the Texas offense produced 59 yards of total offense against Arkansas. 57 passing and 2 rushing in a 31-7 beatdown. 44 of those yards game on the TD drive. 59 yards is a famous unit of measure: 1 Watson, named after notoriously incompetent OC Shawn Watson. So, yes, it has been worse.
  11. Should have kicked on first down
  12. Poorly coached and dumb
  13. Opponents do not play “up” to Texas. Texas plays down.
  14. F SS. Edit - I should stop drinking and stop reading this thread during game day
  15. Offense is so unreliable hat the D cannot execute the fundamentals - fall on a fumble.
  16. RTDB. Agree. Yes, the RB room is light. Hand it to Niblett, Wingo, Moore. Heck, even hand it to Stroh. He’d fall down, likely forward.
  17. Stormy is an attractive woman.
  18. Sark as OC = pyrite.
  19. Texas offense 2025 - giving mediocre defenses hope.
  20. Another pass on the mark. Sigh
  21. Explain the non-safety? J/K
  22. 1st - good 2nd - dumb 3rd - fuck - targeting not called - TD - fumble? - review - TD? - TD!!!!
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