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Wulaw Horn

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  1. Sunday we were going to get no-hit and were the worst sacks of shit to ever swing a bat until a Yainer bomb broke up the no-no and a Paredes 3 run shot won the game. Lance was more painful than a trip to the dentist before we won the game. Hunter Brown gave up 1 run on 3 hits in a complete game and we lost. So, just 2025 Astros things. We accidentally went 3-1 in our last 4, so hope springs eternal.
  2. To whoever made the first response on my new blog muledick thank you. Truly outstanding work!
  3. He’d come in earlier for defense. Was just his first AB. Joe is dumber.
  4. Yall didn’t know you needed this on your life. Andrew and I started a blog as a companion to our pod. When you have scores of people politely tolerating your inanity you have to double down and give the people what they want. https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114
  5. Not fat enough.
  6. I don’t know my florida geography I’m going by feel.
  7. If I was going to answer the thread title- tell me about aggy- I could do multiple Randy duke 10k word posts or I could sum it up with this “they always manage to find a way to fail, many times in historic and embarrassing fashion.
  8. When that liberty chick was like- looking for my pitch and doing what I do best- launch dingers- I think I fell in love a little bit. what a fun thing to watch happen to aggy. Really satisfying way to end Sunday.
  9. This pitcher for liberty seems awesome. There’s a lot going on here and she’s grinning ear to ear. Seems cool.
  10. I don’t like our odds. It truly is too much to hope for.
  11. There are precious few major league teams in that bumblefuck footprint of backwards sister fuckers we’ve signed up to play with, and none with turf I don’t think. I can’t imagine the Astros, Rangers or Braves (that’s it in the footprint as I think Tampa is south of Gainesville) want to see eleventy thousand games played on their grass field over the span of a week.
  12. Yeah they will probably run rule liberty in game 2. They’ve stared down death and survived.
  13. Liberty 6 aggy-0 bottom 2nd. I’ve never wanted a result in a random softball game so much in my life for the lulz.
  14. So, everyone had some positive with a hit or a walk today in the top 7 but Rodgers and Dinon both did nothing positive. Happy with 4-3 week. Could have been worse.
  15. What’s the injury timeout?
  16. Absolutely should pinch Pena and Vic the dick here. We won’t because Espada is a dumb dumb.
  17. I’ve never understood since he initially started having problems with his hands why he didn’t go to an ax handle bat. It’s basically made for this/hammate bone problems.
  18. Just so you rangers fans know, none of yall can hate this astros team as much as our fans hate it.
  19. Bookending that with their baseball team starting off preseason #1 and then missing the postseason altogether would just be absolutely incredible.
  20. Too bad he couldn’t have been ejected before fill out out that late term abortion of a lineup card.
  21. Because it’s a conservative religious school I’m sure as to the first. as to the second bc they could humiliate and shame aggy losing in their own regional as the #1 overall seed.
  22. Do you think aggy and liberty have a fight over who gets to sit in the cuck chair?
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