Everything posted by Wulaw Horn
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
He said float. The BLS couldn't possibly mess up the jobs numbers for the 29th time in the last 30 months. I don't know if I believe him.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I just want to say that if we get Carlos Correa it will be a very very very happy day at my house and all yall saying no to that deal should feel very bad for being very very wrong. It's too awesome to happen I'm afraid. I don't want to get my hopes up. But come on, make it so.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Tick tock fucking Dana.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I think if weād have switched special teams with Georgia weād have won both those games. They just dominated us so thoroughly in game 1 that it led to all sorts of problems that really did us in. Maybe that wouldnāt have been enough to win game 1 but they were awesome and we were terrible. Standard competence on ST and we win the title game.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Yāall are on your way to being ok again.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Still trying to convince him to waive the no trade.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I hate the Astros, baseball and all of yall. Unless we win. Otherwise fuck off.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Your best 9 bats until we get Pena back: Altuve, Caratini, Diaz, Smith, Walker, Trammel, Dubon, Matthews, melton. thatās it. No more guys other than that. Iām getting so sick and fucking tired of seeing multiple guys from that group of 9 sit every day for a week plus. Motherfucker this team is teetering on the edge. unless can smith shattered his arm in 3 pieces. Then whatever- that still doesnāt excuse the bullshit from the last week.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I swear to God I would like to go kick Joe Espada in the ribs until I hear one or two snap. motherfucker/ play your best bats right now every fucking day until we get guys back. son of a fucking bitch you room temperature IQ waterhead.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I predicted 4-3 this week. 7 of the last 8 weeks on the pod Iāve nailed the record. The only one I didnāt I said 5-1 the week before the All Star break and we went 1-5. Whoops.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
No way we can lose on Gusto day. Bet the house on the astros.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
It's elbow, not forearm. Walter is fine! (narrator's voice- he was not indeed fine).
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Yes and no. That's not really right. He really only has 3 years and 100M left. The last 4 are all vesting options. They go 25, 20, 15, 10. They require over 500 plate appearances. So, if he sort of sucks in 2028 (the last year that's guaranteed) you just sit him 20 or 30 times or have him hit 8th or let nature take it's course, it doesn't vest and you don't owe him any of that....
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I mean, Gordon seems to be the anti Walter and has a rabbit foot up his ass. Gusto has been fine. I will be glad when both of them are replaced by Arrrighetti and Javier. September 1 we should be looking at: SP- Framber, Brown, Walter, Arrighetti, Javier, Garcia Pen- Hader, Abreu, Sousa, Okert, King, Gusto, Gordon, France? (you get 14 as of 9/1). LMJ is on the IL for the year- those blisters man, they can be tricky. He gets a normal off season to go into 2026 where he's pitching for his life. Lineup: Diaz, Walker, Matthews, Pena, Dubon, Altuve, Melton, Smith, Alvarez. Bench: Caratini, Trammel, Singleton, Short, Guillerme. Paredes is pretty clearly likely out for the year. My suspicion would be the same for Meyers. Need 1 high impact bat that can play 3B. My goodness, is that Carlos Correa's music I hear? Allegedly Twins would love to move him, he has a NTC, Houston is about the only team he'd waive it for. Crane likes the idea. Get er done, Jimbo!
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Yessir. and Jin texted me about 5 minutes after the article was posted about Gerald young. Damn it.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Indeed. as to the tweet we are now AAAA astros 1 game back of being best team in AL ā¹ļø
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Melton hit a 102 mph line drive out in his 3rd AB. He seems ready. Iām guessing off day tomorrow, plays CF 2 day, DHās the other day and is in houston on Monday. Chas traded for a lotto ticket sometime before melton comes back or Hummel is DFAād. javier 2 2/3. 50 pitches. 1 run. 2 hard hit balls. Only 2 swing and misses. Walked last 2 guys he faced.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
In el paso so far: melton 2-2 with a single and a double. 107 mph and 111 exit velo. Javier with 2 ip and 1 run, 2 hits. Heās thrown a lot of strikes but only 2 swing and misses. Heās 93/94 on his fastball.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I mean, Espada hasnāt fucked this game up yet.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Incredibly unlucky outing for Alexander. 5 dink hits out of 8- short not catching the stolen base that the ball beat him to score the first run. Fucked uo double okay to let in last 2 runs. heās also gotten a fair bit of swing and miss.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Thatās why I said pirates would say no. But, i also would say no. Iām incredibly high on Arrighetti and Ullola. I think itās likely that between Matthews and melton 1 guy will be an all star type and the other would be a major league regular. if you are the pirates and you knew you were getting a 2, a guy that was either TOR or back end of bullpen and a 4 or 5 WAR player and a 2 or 3 war player up the middle youād have to do that, right? Since they need quantity of average to really good major leaguers for free. how about this- who says no to Cam Smith, Ullola and Arrighetti?
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
So- letās say the pirates called up and said- we are trading Paul Skenes whatās your offer⦠would you offer: Melton, Matthews, Arrighetti and Ullola? personally I wouldnāt do it if I were houston. Pittsburgh would say no. I think any discussion for Hunter Brown would look a lot like that.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Holy shit. I thought melton was going to be 9/1, not 8/1. thatās promising. Nice to see Hummel fuck right off forever. Maybe they just trade Chas for nothing much at the deadline.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Hoooo boy. That value would have to be really high. 3.5 years of club control at short money for a guy I think is an ace. Iād need 2 top 50 and a top 100. I canāt imagine anyone doing that. Maybe Milwaukee? They have like 8 top 100 guys, theyād love all that club control and they are legit WS contenders right now. They have that stud that he could be a tentpole for. Iād really have to swallow hard if they offered that. I suspect they wouldnāt.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Value for a true ace (how I value Framber) at the deadline is top 50, good prospect, lotto ticket. if someone gave me the Tucker package Iād do it in a heartbeat.