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BehoId, The Underminer!

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  1. please ensure that "I've got a lighter and I want us to die" makes it into testimony.
  2. Trump announces a new tariff. You'll never guess what the market did!
  3. jesus christ edit: i had a hot air balloon trip booked with this company for the following weekend. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Lockhart_hot_air_balloon_crash . i was smart enough to not bitch about my deposit.
  4. i do think that that bumps the odds from .01% to 10%, sadly. it is just so relatable to people that have influence. nothing about poor, or brown, or distant, or whatever to give the sense that this is just a problem for 'them.'
  5. and the list is literally just a list, such that it can disappear on a whim. it isn't the huge stack of evidence including videos and pictures of these folks.
  6. version 2.0 of this will just spread the same message but will be smart enough not to say mechahitler. that's when we are in real trouble.
  7. we've got a company that loses sales huge YoY, CEO does multiple nazi salutes, and now has a bot designed to spread the word of MechaHitler. How is this not absolutely in the tank.
  8. i feel like this is a bit of a failure of policing. there is one gas station where people get mugged every day of the year? and we can't figure out what to do about that?
  9. Thích Quảng Đức imo
  10. literally simultaneous posts of our resident retard
  11. that's pretty baller tho
  12. i was walking about 3 blocks in the Heights in Houston at midnight. empty street. I'm twenty years old, and am about 6'1", 200 lbs. best shape i'll ever be in my life. a car pulls up and a dude jumps out the passenger side and comes up to me. it was just an opportunistic thing, clearly. they saw a guy by himself and decided to go for it. they had no plan. guy that came up to me says 'give me your wallet.' dude goes about 5'4" and 130 pounds. i'm in gym clothes. don't even have pockets. 'i don't have a wallet.' 'what do you mean you don't got no wallet? you want me to get my gun?' i just grab him and bear hug him. 'calm down dude.' he manages to put his foot up on me and leg presses himself free. he goes 'imma get my gun.' goes back to the car, hops in the passenger side, and they drive away. i call the cops when i get to my destination. realized i didn't have much to say. it really drove home to me how unreliable eye witness testimony is. i could only say basically the facts that i said above. what race were they? i don't really remember. what car were they driving? i don't know.
  13. jeff epstien? the new york financier?
  14. i really hope i puke when i open the rain thread. edit: YES!
  15. enjoyed it. my wife watched drive to survive, so i recognized a few of the real folk in there. its just nice to see so much practical effects instead of nonstop cgi. the cars racing felt like cars racing.
  16. yankees going on a losing streak at the right time and bunching the east all up at the top puts a lot of teams within striking distance of us. jays, yankees, rays all within 5.5 games, plus seattle right ahead of us. only one of them has to slip and we are in the playoffs.
  17. if he's a character actor, everyone but about 10 people are. hey look! its character actor ben affleck! my nominee: stephen tobolowsky. most memorably Ned Ryerson! Bing! but he's been in a 1000 things. sammy jenkins in memento if your remember the telling of that anecdote.
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