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Hank Kingsley

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  1. Per a source, Elko has formally put in the request for Sister Schubert to get an AD interview.
  2. The thought of Bjork getting a promotion after the A&M coaching debacles is laughable. Maybe his agent is just getting him a raise from the Aggies. "Oh, Ohio State wants you? Name your price!"
  3. Let me tell you something, I had a dream about this moment. Watching Quinn make sweet love to his bitch, Bama. Over the top on them...powerful throws...filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath. Our son Arch walked by, little boy, then Milwee sprung from the sidelines and said, "No, Arch. Leave!" I said "No, AJ. Shut your mouth, let him watch. Let him watch what is being consecrated here and I want the people to watch what is being consecrated here". And I will bring Arch down here and he will watch. He will watch UT battling here. UT becoming one. Ok?
  4. Texas has already declined McCarthy's request to be an offensive analyst next year.
  5. Texans DL has been great. Huge turnaround from last year. Not sure how much credit goes to Rod, but he's always talking with Will Anderson on the sidelines.
  6. Feel great about whoever Sark hires as DL coach. Rod Wright is super intriguing, especially with the mojo going on with the Houston Texans and their coaching staff. Maybe he wants to stay in the NFL. But if Demeco wanted him, I want him.
  7. Weather right now looks pretty good in Baltimore next weekend. Sunny, 20s/30s.
  8. This guy is awesome. Watch the whole thing.
  9. This team is so damn likable.
  10. Is there a bigger slight on Princeton University than hearing Jason Garrett speak?
  11. Tua thinks this play is too aggressive.
  12. Every dude from Alabama needs to vacation in College Station once just to fuck the Aggie wives and hear those redass cucks say "it just means more" at climax.
  13. I know it's always been this way, but watching two teams play like they are stuck in mud strictly because of how cold it is outside is ridiculous. I'm glad CFB playoff games will always be played in domes or warmer weather.
  14. I mean, fuck Jeff Fisher. But Garrett talks about football strategy like a 40 year old virgin.
  15. Is Jason Garrett this dumbest motherfucker that has ever been an NFL HC? Jerry Jones kept this guy for how long? Embarrassing.
  16. Cleveland has arguably the best defense in the league, yet Stroud was playing in the backyard. And this is with a roster that hasn't even been curated yet with a franchise QB. What a fun game. Let's go fuck up the next opponent.
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