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RomaVicta

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  1. That's a first rate legal mind there. Your honor, can the state really prosecute my client while Hamas' atrocities are not protested by our nation's radical feminists? I think not. I move for dismissal! What distinguishes a radical feminist from a feminist? Oh, that's right, they're sticking to their own code. Anybody not part of the right wing crime organization or one of their dupes is a radical seeking to destroy America by working for evil things like tolerance, fairness, and liberty. Ebil! I tell you. Anybody reasonably accused of rape should be prosecuted or at least ruined as a public figure. Anybody. Anybody who had more than a few contacts with Epstein likely knew or suspected something was going and should be punished as accomplices. I hold my breath waiting for the parade of the wealthy being perp walked up the courthouses stairways.
  2. Perfect timing. The Elk can round out his coaching staff!
  3. Maybe he's having a problem just getting a scholarship. I wouldn't be surprised if NIL was something he'd have to earn. How much negative value might his name, image, or likeness have if he fucks up again?
  4. Any word on Derion Gullette? He was the LB/Edge that was injured his senior year in high school. It's been over a year since he hurt his knee in the summer of 2022. He sounded really promising as a pass rusher.
  5. Sorta how they got Jimbo. Not wanted at his current position; A&M considers getting him a huge coup.
  6. This guy's bought into the Elko recruiting "strategy." And the optimist: On Denver Harris maybe coming back. To be fair, the vast majority are saying no to the idea.
  7. Or, lying there with a confused smile above the chin pubes and smelling the bacon Mom is making downstairs. After looking at the tweets, the great fighter Liucci scratches his head through the ball cap that he wears backward when sleeping. He gazes upward at the poster thumbtacked to the popcorn ceiling; Billy and Johnny look soulfully back at him. Sad? Sorta. The realization that he is more revered and trusted than JFF, not sad at all. Ma! MA! Make me a couple of Ol' Sarge pancakes, please!
  8. They'll have offices in the finest facilities in college football. Aggie knows where to invest their money!
  9. If he's doing anything more than asking directions to Blinn, then Elko is staring at a very dark reality that's more like a nightmare. He was told that A&M could pony up to bolster the roster; this suggests (again) that they can't. Bjork, in announcing that they are not an 8-4 program, stated that they would assemble a great staff. They aren't. I'll add to the chorus saying they don't have the money to make a high level assistant coach come work for a schlub who is little more than a highly regarded assistant coach himself. So much risk of landing at a career killer. Elko wishes they were only fucked at corner. Expectations for new coach: Hold the 2022 class together. Keep amazing, stunning, and feared talent on the team in general. Hold a good portion of the 2024 class together. Hire a fabbo staff. Provide the improved level of head coaching that will hold intact the A&M alumni and TexAgs' certainty that for 2024 they are well placed to win the SEC and the whole shooting match. The powers that be made their decision based on those expectations. Here are these upper class twits examining the Sherman tank one of them owns:
  10. Holdovers: loved Oppenheimer: fell asleep, great cast, bloated and confusing film. Compliments to Nolan for his daring. Spirited: abandoned at beginning of third song Love Actually: Become a tradition at Christmas. Great stuff.
  11. The Elk says everything every coach says except for emphasizing how they are going to be a national championship program. They always act like they are already right there on the cusp. They had inspired the fear they so long to inspire. The whole SEC was shaken. Them talking about their natty program is just as cringe inducing as every other way they communicate about themselves. And they're not weird!
  12. Sorry (for you) that you couldn't play at your dream school. Say hi to your pals Drake, LeBron, and whoever else you were star-fucking. I'm sure you're all still tight. Missed you on the Heisman commercials. I'll have to look closer as you're not very big. If you were bigger, maybe you could have made it in the NFL as a DB.
  13. I'm pleased to read this page. We knew our weaknesses with edge-rush and safeties going into this. When they were killing us as we rushed four, I thought, "Why not increase the pressure if you can't stop the completions." Clearly, I'm some sort of football genius because that's what we appeared to do. Pressuring Penix isn't enough, evidently. He forced to leave the pocket or stand in the middle of closing rushers and still found receivers and delivered beautiful passes. Better edge rush and safety play may have blunted their attack. Our problems lie in shooting off our foot on offense with stupid penalties and vulnerability to the blitz, I think. I wonder if Washington saw something about the trajectory of Ewers' passes and actually schemed to bat down passes. Hats off to the Huskies. They hot-dogged it and behaved like dicks, but I compliment their play. So close we were. So promising the future.
  14. Aggie analysis of our game. Carefully curated comparison. I'm sure the world outside of College Station and Katy agrees with this conclusion. The above cuts through and past fluff elements such as conference championships and playoff appearances. I'm sure they will catch up there with Plan 2024 from Aggie Headspace. Interesting hope there, Bill.
  15. If A&M keeps recruiting like this, LSU will be playing for the national championship in no time.
  16. TexAgs will eat that up. No more soft culture! Manly manfulness all around! Elko knows what he's doing!
  17. I must admit to a guilty pleasure in the above. They're not used all the time. Strict enforcement and peer pressure to not use aggy would be too aggy. I now remember a TexAgs post that I C&Ped over here. One Aggie was making a solid argument about something where he referred to us as Texas. The other Aggie, getting his ass kicked, wrote: "It's hard to take someone who doesn't use tu or t.u. seriously."
  18. A few years ago, people on this board insisted that I use aggy rather than the actual name. The Irony Gods were fucking with us. It seems we've stepped away generally. Maybe the dumbest nickname is calling LSU the swamp kitties. It's pre-juvenile. Corn dogs is funnier.
  19. Regarding Ole Miss from Texags. Donations = Money Money = Money I guess he had to fill three slots and only had two items. Their return on their money is well and hilariously documented. That leaves us with Facilities. They are so baffled that the massive investment in a new stadium and player accommodations hasn't paid off. Under Sumlin, they got an upgrade that was first rate. Well that worked, what if we spent $150MM on even better facilities? Everybody will be dying to come here! Maybe, Aggies, just maybe, past a certain point it doesn't matter much. You don't want to have crappy facilities compared to the programs you compete with, but once you're comparable you can relax. But not the Aggies, facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities is another off-the-field achievement they can brag about. 1 This repeated notion is becoming the simple-minded conventional wisdom on TexAgs. All you have to do is let other schools develop them, and, if they become good, you just take them from the portal. Some have suggested that doing almost nothing in high school recruiting would be the smart move. The portal is a player grocery store; just fill your basket and voila! Got yourself a great team. I mean, look how good the portal is working for them now. 2 Translation: We beat them. They did not impress me with their 9* wins. Show me one of their 9 where they were impressive. [Texas is defined by the UH game. Any opinion can be justified with one example!] *I won't count the game where we virtually beat them. Birth of an Aggie fact. I'm just guessing they may be cheating > assertion about cheating > lamentation that nobody will act on this obvious occurence. Answered with congratulations by the first person to host the virus. Now, thank all that is honorable and manly, they have an NIL/College Rules genius to explain the scam: Two things, this guy doesn't get it, obviously, and this is the kind of rationale that has led them to up their own cheating in the past. Sadly for them, that's another tradition that won't do them much good in this new landscape. The unsupported by known facts narrative strengthens: I suspect the top line isn't true, but I don't know. I'm sure someone here knows off the top of their head. Or maybe I should just write I don't know, but I'm pretty sure this is true. Over there, that becomes a fact. Over here, twenty people correct you and a few of them do it with extreme prejudice. At the bottom, a new fact is crowning like a baby-sized turd. Out of nowhere (well out of the vintage where the grapes of sour are stored) comes a goldy oldy moldy Ag Fact:
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