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OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys

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  1. well that's just cuz you're used to elite waco cuisine
  2. this is very very concerning. my bet is an immediate decrease in the quality of grub there.
  3. first real role of the great sean bean too.
  4. they should just do twentieth birthday and you're out. the daycare function of public school is way past done at that time, and ain't nothing your last few years of high school worth knowing any way.
  5. i hope they elected whoever figured out how to build a justified-type typewriter in 1836 as president.
  6. i like how we had a town named washington at the time. surprise bitches! never thought we'd declare independence did ya?
  7. Son, only a pimp in a Louisiana whore- house carries pearl-handled revolvers. Those better be ivory.
  8. all are better than Jim Halpert
  9. i feel like the lead in this kingsman have been plenty easy to cast. i'd look for a young keanu kind of guy. like have jon snow or something. he ends up looking dorky both as a hood at the beginning and as a pretty boy in the suit.
  10. four trees coming down today. two were over a power line and the freeze spooked me into doing what I should have done a while back. two more go over the pool, are shitty hackberries anyway, and not interesting in having them collapse while i'm swimming and abbott me.
  11. You're not just telling us what we want to hear? No, sir, no way. 'Cause we just want to hear the truth, that you don't have plans on cutting out your neighbor's heart, eating it, and serving it with potatoes. Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear. Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that? Yes, sir. Okay, then.
  12. that punishment was in no way the husband's idea. yes yes honey. hours and hours of viewing porn makes a man never want to do it again.
  13. he is neither that big of star nor that rich nor that funny to merit that harem. mercy, top marks all around.
  14. let's see if we can climb up to the mendoza line this series
  15. can't shake hollywood. has to do a charmer looking smile in a booking photo.
  16. i've only heard about eye surgery, who i think was the dude that first got hit. did the second guy not take serious damage when his head was used as a battering ram on that wall?
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