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Superhero

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  1. And I counter with Yamajesty Asiyan Ryleigh Krimsom Phoenix Madylin r/tragedeigh is hilarious.
  2. Hey. Whatever it takes to reduce carbon emissions in the US. MAGA buys the Teslas, other people buy Japanese and German hybrids / EVs. Yay earff.
  3. The beginning of the solo could have been mistaken for a EVH solo, then the middle was pure Nuno in terms of melody and sound, but technically, it was a first (?), That's why everyone's jaws dropped.
  4. Reverse DEI hires
  5. I eat snatch on occasion, but unlike KFC chicken, I don't crave it fortnightly.
  6. Is it on a company CC? If on a personal credit card, can't she just expense it later on?
  7. I thought this was a kink shame free board.
  8. Probably belongs in the Music board, but in my opinion, Nuno Bettencourt is the best technical guitarist out there, even at 58.
  9. Actually I can go without bacon, ham or pork chops. But you can take carnitas from my cold dead fingers. Thanks. TIL
  10. I've listened to a few podcasts / watched documentaries, and octopi are fascinating creatures. They have 3 hearts and 9 brains - one in the head and each tentacle. They can squeeze through any hole that's bigger than their beak. They are the masters of disguise, able to shape shift, change color, change texture, and escape by swimming or running. Female octopi will stay with their eggs until they hatch, which in some cases take over a year. I've actually stopped eating them because I have a lot of respect for them... even though grilled octopus over charcoal with a splash of lemon juice is amazing.
  11. I bet more than half of the world would be rooting for Canada.
  12. If we get into a shooting war, would it be wrong to root for the Canadians blowing up the white house?
  13. From the Googs. HALF of aluminum used in the US is from Canada.
  14. Those are the ones through the city. They'll probably do a cooking camp and I'm sure there's a VBS somewhere in between. Kids are expensive, but wife also got a fat bonus + another bunch of stock. So I don't feel so bad.
  15. @immamac can we get a vomit emoji around here parts?
  16. With the cost of labor in Bali. I can hire someone who’s singular job is to kills spiders around my villa, and walk in front of me to clear any webs.
  17. Don’t underestimate the hand strength of masseuses. Mine is a little 5’3” 110 lbs woman who doesn’t use her elbows (I’ve asked), and has the hand strength to choke out a chimpanzee. She’s pretty and friendly. But I’ve never dared getting a boner because she will undoubtedly rip it off and shove it into my chest cavity.
  18. You show be more respectful talking about @Brisketexan like this. He has more internet points than you.
  19. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again. I had a POS VW Jetta that I couldn't wait to get off my hands. My fiancé (now wife) had a Jetta that was in the shop every 3 months. I finally put my foot down and got her a new car. Her choice of small SUV was a... Nissan Rogue. Nowadays, whenever I see a Nissan, I just think "STFU, you drive a Nissan Altima". I remember when the Nissan Altima came out in the 90s. They were the cat's meow, toast of the town, comparable in quality to a Lexus but far cheaper. Now they are an embarrassment. (Sorry if you drive an Altima. But STFU, you drive a Nissan Altima)
  20. Last night at 12AM, the wife told me her plan to sign up our kids for all sorts of summer camps (kids are expensive BTW!) Her: I'm going to sign up daughter and you sign up son but you can't sign them up until tomorrow 5AM because that's when the enrollment period starts so you'll need to set an alarm and I want you to sign him for these these and these camps but he really cares about these 2 but not as much as the other ones so here they are in priority so sign him up for these 2 first then checkout to make sure you get them then you sign him up for the next 2 and check out to make sure you get those and if you have any questions go to page 28 of the catalog I've highlighted everything so you know what to do but make sure because the numbers don't correspond with the date and the priority that the kids want but I'll be awake as well so you can just ask me... Me: It's 12AM. Can I just write this out as steps so I can follow them in the morning? Her: But I already told you which camps to sign up for and in the order that I told you and if you have questions you can just look on page 28 of the catalog that I marked up. Me: Can you just let me write this out? It's at 5AM, I need it simple! *tone*
  21. Bet the VW Jetta breaks down a whole more than the Camry.
  22. Private sector only created 77K jobs in February, down from the projected 148K. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/05/adp-jobs-report-february-2025-.html 47% of workers are employed by small businesses (under 500). So basically enrich the big companies (and major donors) and fuck the small ones.
  23. Canada is targeting Kentucky and Tennessee. Heavily red states. And I don't blame them. Bet it's mainly because he didn't come up with it. He wants to destroy anything Biden came up with and convinced congress to pass.
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