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Superhero

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  1. Look at the big brain on Bevo&Pevo.
  2. But then the hot female teachers soliciting teenage boys thread would never continue to exist.
  3. Nothing wrong with drinking a blend. Snobs will tell you to only drink single malts, and I'll counter that a good blend is better than a shitty single barrel. A Johnny Walker Green blend of 15 year old whiskies at $50 is an absolutely steal. A lot of Japanese whiskies are also blends, but they aren't as good of a deal as they once were.
  4. At our church, there's a quick 3 minute time-out between worship and sermon to scoot the kids off to their Sunday school classes. During that time, the worship team will play an encore of the previous song. We unintentionally did a jazz version where everyone played something different. I tried to follow the keys, the bass tried to follow the acoustic, the drummer did something else completely. It was chaos but hilarious at the same time. We couldn't stop giggling before we exited stage left.
  5. My company has a suite at SoFi so that’s what I thought we would get… the attendants kept pointing towards the cheap seats and I thought there must be a terrible misunderstanding. Then I saw my coworker and it sank in that I would be sitting with the unwashed masses that night. Try logging into Mint mobile to check something on my daughter’s number. Took me 4-5 minutes of going in circles with the chatbot before I it finally let me talk to a human.
  6. I like a variety of beers. My preferences are ambers, lagers and hazy IPAs in that order. Double IPAs and stouts are vile and disgusting.
  7. This Voodoo Ranger IPA is not messing around. One can down and I'm already ready to go party and hit on random hotties.
  8. How many speakers, built in of course, on that bitch?
  9. How many real baby's fit in landry basket?
  10. That’s a nice micro center. The one in Tustin is dark and over-stocked. Boxes and people with greasy hair everywhere.
  11. I said gradually... Maybe it's because I have a larger company SUV (Traverse) and have more of a fuck you, get out of my way attitude. But I can't park straight in a spot worth a shit. I actually open my door to make sure if I'm parallel to the lines. Probably because I don't want to show up in the parking douche baggery thread. When I was younger, I could talk with my phone on my shoulder, hold a burger and shift into 3rd at the same time. Those days are behind me.
  12. People who take videos of the concert instead of just enjoying the music and the vibe. We went to a Post Malone concert last night, and the women in front of us were taking videos of the screens and/or selfie videos. Makes no sense to me.
  13. I wonder if you can program the music button to play Flight of the Valkyries.
  14. They just called and I got an extra ticket for my wife. I don't feel so bad about paying $70 now.
  15. So it's not just ex Playboy bunnies or eastern European escorts that like old wood... noted.
  16. Pretty cool site if want to learn about Omega over the years https://www.omegawatches.com/chronicle/chapters
  17. If you're going to give me tickets to an event, throw in parking as well. Great: Free suite tickets to see Post Malone at SoFi. Not so great: Pay $70 for off-site parking.
  18. 5'-8" and shrinking by the day.
  19. That's more impressive than I thought. Was expecting this.
  20. I've gradually becoming a really shitty driver. It's not the stickers on your car that defines you. It's what you do that defines you.
  21. So not from personal experience tasting whale cum? /nojudgement
  22. What makes the ocean salty? Whale sperm?
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