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Superhero

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  1. Crinkle / ruffle thick cut. Grilled ribs flavor Most tasty Potato
  2. Someone call pest control. The poor woman has caterpillars on her face.
  3. I like the one with Cola bezel black/red and gilt hands and indices.
  4. Fuck Roger Waters
  5. We rented a pontoon boat over the weekend. My sister brought out her sunblock. Exhibit A: The boat is pointing north, the wind is blowing north to south. My sister (red dot) was about to spray sunblock. I asked her to go to the back of the boat (green cross) where it wouldn't get on anyone else. She said of course and moved to the back of the boat. Exhibit B: We turned West. The wind is still blowing north to south. Scenario IF my sister had stayed where she was. We pointed the boat west. Had she stayed where she was, the people on the port side of the boat would have gotten a face full of sunblock. Exhibit C Boat pointing west. Wind still blowing north to south. Sister actually moved to the back of the boat. But since my sister had moved to the stern of the boat, she didn't spray anyone but herself. Wife: I guess your sister didn't need to move since the wind is blowing from the front of the boat to the back. Yes, she actually thought the wind would change directions depending on which way the boat was pointed.
  6. I've been impressed with Chase wrt fraudulent charges. The 2 I've gotten were a charge in Costa Rico 3 months after we visited; and 2 inflatable rafts delivered to bumfuck Tennessee in December. OTOH, BoA sucked balls. I had a card that was never activated (by me anyway). It was still in an envelope sitting on my desk for at least 6 months. I got a charge for $60 for some art piece in Ohio. Probably an inside job. BoA sucks.
  7. They have donkeys in College Station?
  8. C for me all, all day long* * 30 seconds
  9. The YF-23 fighter was faster, stealthier, and had longer range than the F-22 Raptor. Whoever made the decision to pick the F-22 really fucked up. When you have AA missiles with 40+ range, does low speed maneuverability matter all that much? And the YF-23 just looks so much cooler and futuristic
  10. Maybe I should STFU while the market is still so volatile. Portfolio down $70K today.
  11. Watched an interview with her a few years back and she looked fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. I'm surprised that she is isn't married. I don't understand why she got so much shit for giving BJ when I'm sure most women have done the same. * Just looked her up on Wikipedia. Apparently she had at least 2 other affairs with married men. So I guess she's just happier blowing other peoples' husbands.
  12. Gatorubet is a male model?
  13. Paging Mr. @Gatorubet Mr. Gatorubet please pick up the white courtesy phone.
  14. Also a little of Samuel Jackson /allblackpeoplelookthesame
  15. I’d rather eat In-n-Out fries (well done of course) before I pick up a Chik Fil-A waffle sadness.
  16. I was in the drive-thru lane of an In-n-Out when the person in front of me paid in coins. Poor cashier was counting coins for about 3 minutes while everyone's fries got cold.
  17. Happens to the best of us. My appliance repair man tore apart my washing machine and found one of those as well.
  18. Coin meters? WTF are coins? I don't remember the last time I had coins in my pocket or in my car. Whatever pennies in my coin jar were used for target practice with my air rifle.
  19. Unless you're leaving your apartment at 11:52 because you forgot to return the tape and are hustling to avoid the late charge.
  20. I prefer using an app to pay for a parking spot instead having to pay at a machine and walk back to my car with a ticket. I don't mind the steps, but it's a whole lot easier to add time without having to go back.
  21. I booked an Airbnb for this weekend so my parents, sister’s family and my family can hang out under one roof for a few days. My parents are visiting from Taiwan. My dad is going on 85 and is still in good shape, but he is slowing down a bit. Not sure if they’re going to keep visiting every year, so it’ll be nice to just hang out with the parents and their grandkids.
  22. Pink starfish? Must’ve gotten it bleached.
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