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Superhero

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  1. I think a tattoo sleeve on a woman look totally hot.
  2. Rum and coke Too much of that was drunk during high school.
  3. Aggy story, but with Bevo.
  4. Texas calculates tax on the difference between the new car and the trade in. California taxes the cost of the new car. I didn't know that... so I sat in the dealership with my spreadsheet haggling the $30/month. At 9PM, they finally relented and I drove away with the price I was willing to pay. Two ways to go about buying a car - walking away, or clear your schedule and be willing to grind them until the late hours.
  5. Saw a woman finish her drink and just dropped it on the ground. Another woman picked it up and put it back in the first woman's hang saying "You dropped this". Everyone saw this dropped their jaw and laughed while the first woman walked 3 more steps to put it into a trash can.
  6. LOL. HP is the worst. Also, thought I’d go for an early morning hike at the regional park. Passed by a few hundred women. Maybe 5 with nice bodies, the majority were of the larger persuasion wearing yoga pants.
  7. That’s gonna be me today. Gotta do a little work, but also stayed up too late sipping tequila with friends and going out for a hike this morning. Ain’t getting shit done today.
  8. They were outside my favorite liquor store and I walked right past them. $20 for popcorn vs $160 for sweet sweet whisky. No contest.
  9. I seasoned my skillet and griddle in 30 minutes after sanding to metal. Throw on hot grill, wipe thin layers of grape seed oil, let it smoke, rinse and repeat. The photo doesn’t make it look all that, but its smoove. Bottom could use a few more layers, but I’m happy with what I got after < 30 minutes.
  10. How did he get the strap on the other side of the axle? Is he a wizard?
  11. Slightly off topic, but this thread seemed the most appropriate. So the wife and I make decent money between salary, bonuses and stock. We max out our 401ks and we put another chunk in another account. My wife and have a few nice things, but total maybe $25-30K which includes her engagement ring. I’ve always wanted a weekend convertible, but the thought of insurance, gas and maintenance give me pause. My BIL says I’m worried about those things before I even change the oil for the first time. 🤣 I suppose he’s right and I should enjoy life a bit more, and not just worry about retirement. We could probably do retire in 5-10 years if we’re willing to dip into savings, but my goal is to only live off of interest and dividends. So, curious for those of you on the FIRE path if you’re treating yourself along the way
  12. AT THE SAME TIME!
  13. She could blow everyone who's looked at the post in the past hour.
  14. I have emailed documents (from my PC) to myself, just so I can have it on my iPhone and print from it. I don’t know what they’re doing at Apple, just know they are making my life a whole lot easier.
  15. Sam didn’t make the roster. He was last person cut. The QB2 for Denver is pretty good so maybe he wouldn’t have ever gotten on the field. Maybe some team with a shitty backup will claim him off waiver.
  16. From 0:25 on Also. Tell me it's Carnival without telling me it's Carnival.
  17. My kids and I salt our food when Mrs. Superhero cooks.
  18. Y'all are welcome to move to California. Need some good alumni to watch football with.
  19. I went on a walk with my parents towards the regional park by my house. We hear someone honking and turn around to see this kid on an electric bike getting people out of his way. He rode by at 20 mph and went straight into the regional park. At that time of day, there are a lot of people there with their dogs and kids. Fucker. I want e-bikes to be banned. Period. If they aren't banned, then I hope those idiots don't buckle the straps on their helmet and ride full speed into a tree.
  20. Yeah, that looks totally safe. Boy at the 10 second mark probably learned his lesson to strap his helmet.
  21. I watched Empire Strikes Back as a kid, and could have sworn that when Luke jumped off the platform, Darth Vader used the force to lift him back onto the platform, but let him go when Luke jumped again. I was 5 at the time, so I did not knowingly smoking dope or drop acid. Weird.
  22. You could have just said Nissan. The rest is implied.
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