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Superhero

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  1. The limp will go away when he dies. But the gold shit on the walls is going to be a lot harder to scrape off.
  2. Background: We're going to Calgary for our Christmas ski trip, and also visiting my wife's good friend who has 2 kids. We've got suitcases for the 4 of us and a large suitcase that will barely fit our helmets, bibs, boots, etc.) So we've been getting tons of Amazon and Target boxes delivered to the house. No biggie since she's responsible with her money and she makes more than me anyway. One box contained a stuffed animal a bit bigger than one of those 2.5 gallon water jugs from the grocery store. Me: Who's this for? Her: Friend's son. Me: Okay. How are you going to bring it? Her: I'm thinking of putting it the big luggage with the ski stuff. Me: The one that barely holds all the stuff? Her: Oh... The woman has a masters degree in bio-stats and is pretty damn good at her job, but can't cook worth a lick and is bad at spatial recognition.
  3. She learned to cook from her mom... Luckily my daughter is learning (from me), but mostly on her own. She's a decent cook and is great at baking. My son doesn't do well in the kitchen, but makes our steaks - he's got the prep down, checks the temperature, and insists on butter basting as the final step to a good steak.
  4. Anyone bringing Inari sushi to my house is welcome to drop them off an leave.
  5. To clarify, I walked out to bitch to strangers on the internet. She made the boiled broccoli.
  6. We have a L-shaped kitchen with a too-big island in the middle. It's tight, and when I'm in the kitchen, I prefer everyone to GTFO. Anyway, I'm trying to prep veggies. My daughter decides it's a good time to start making a dessert, and my wife also decides it's a good time to stand next to me and make sure I thoroughly wash the broccoli. So instead of roasted broccoli with crushed, browned garlic, we're going to have boiled broccoli because I'm not going to have someone micro-manage how I cook. I swear, I can be upstairs on my computer for hours, or sit on the couch to watch TV. But as soon as I go into the kitchen to cook something, she'll come stand next to me. I wouldn't mind if she was a good cook, but she doesn't under textures, mouth feel, when to cook with high heat, low heat, and how to get the best of both worlds, the flow and sequence of when to put the ingredients in. And she also scoops out dishwashing liquid because I use too much...
  7. Well... Megyn Kelly is a cunt.
  8. I would totally sit on that, and rest my balls on her face.
  9. I read articles I read said the Michigan Arabs voted for Jill Stein as a protest vote against Harris, which might as well have been a vote for Trump. People are stupid and vote against their own interests.
  10. Except you won’t forget him if you live in Westminster, CA where the mayor and majority city council, mostly of Vietnamese descent, renamed a street from All American Way to Charlie Kirk Way. Fucking idiots.
  11. Can’t go wrong with a Spam musubi. We also dice it up to make spam and egg fried rice.
  12. I’m working on a high speed rail project been outskirts of LA to Vegas. The project, supposedly is $20B.
  13. The downside of regularly using bidets is your butthole becomes baby soft, and even the softest TP feels like you're scraping your sphincter with sandpaper.
  14. Wow. That was a LOOONNGGG time ago. I sold it in 2009. Have we been together (Hornfans > Shaggy > the Surl) for that long? I feel old.
  15. Was it Bolverk who had a fling with a crazy from New Orleans?
  16. You posted a picture that your son took at a No Kings protest. Do you remember? Because I 'member. We only saw your wife from the back. Now we want pictures from the front.
  17. Superhero

    High

    Which one of you degenerates is this?
  18. I'm going to go out on a limb and said it was an accident.
  19. Now we now why you put up with Trixie. Now we just need pictures of @wood's wife.
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