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Superhero

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  1. Maybe belongs in Make You Surly thread.
  2. Not as bad as the people bringing their speaker on a hike through nature.
  3. My parent's account which I've been managing for the past decade or so. The peak there is 02/03 before shit went downhill.
  4. Is today is the dead cat bouncing before it drops more?
  5. Carrot cake and ham can both go. the doors
  6. What you DON'T understand, is that by buying a LG dryer, you are taking wages from an American who can come to your house and hang your laundry on a clothesline, and come back 6 hours later to take it down. Cumulative cost of that labor will be over $500! Think of the Americans who want to do the menial jobs!
  7. Maybe from October to March until it gets humid and hot. There's a reason my parents come to California from July to September.
  8. I was in not place to drive after that STIFF drink. My wife drove us to dinner and I fell asleep at 9. At least I finished them on Saturday morning before Workday cut me off.
  9. I left after 1 drink because I have to pick up my daughter on Fridays. I think most people leave no later than 5:30.
  10. Hey @realgreggym Fuck you and your orange child. Show your face here you fucking fuck and face the embarrassment.
  11. What a fucking child. Who was it in CR that said the children are gone, and the adults are in the room? According to economists, that's actually the best course of action. Fuck me? Well fuck you! Other than APPL, the tech stocks in my portfolio had a slight bounce. But I'm sure the dead cat will keep dropping.
  12. My dad built our kitchen table using 2x4s. Never had new clothes early on. Always hand me downs from my older cousin. My aunt would deliver a huge package of clothes from Irvine to Seattle. It wasn’t until we moved to South Africa that we had anything nice because the exchange rate was in our favor. First time I saw a hundred dollar bill, I thought that was amazing. My dad only made $800/mo. This was in the late 70s / early 80s.
  13. Don't forget the underground subway stations. Taipei also has a few subway stations with good food (at least that's what my parents say).
  14. Magnets. You turn this little spindle in a magnetic field, and electricitah! The graphics on that game were mind blowing for the time. Super Street Fighter II Turbo, Donkey Long Country and Mario Kart kept my grades subpar in 1994.
  15. If you eat the coffee berries and poop them out to see off they taste better than the civet poop coffee beans from Indonesia.
  16. Why? Do you want to be pegged? /NTTAWWT
  17. My wife bought it. It’s been in the snack cabinet for several months. And I’m either eating this some other vile Chinese snack that she has bought.
  18. No I’m not going to let her peg me.
  19. Vodka is not worth the money. At times I wish I didn’t work for a construction company and they didn’t give a shit about weed, because I feel like I’ve been missing out. Even my stick-up-her-ass wife has tried edibles and she is so much more fun when she’s high.
  20. This may be the worst snack I’ve ever had. but I’m still eating it because I’m 4 whiskies in on an empty stomach.
  21. I should not have drank so much whisky before working on the performance evaluations for direct reports. Now they're either getting great reviews, or fuck yous, depending on how I'm feeling. And the manager evaluations are due tonight at 11:59:59. (I should have started earlier)
  22. I do that about 1/2 of the time we go out... FML. I will eat whatever, as long as I don't have to cook it. She wants things not too spicy, salty, sweat, sour, too hot or too cold. She ends up enjoying the food that I order when she could've just ordered what I ordered and I get something just as good.
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