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Superhero

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  1. Take this to the parking douche baggery thread.
  2. Depends on how wide the line is… anything wider than 3” and my penis stays in only one state.
  3. Potential problem with doing it in space is ending up in the middle of the capsule with nothing to grab within reach. You will be in that position until the fellow astronauts come rescue you.
  4. ……………. Hey Jude
  5. The hotel we’re staying at has a bidet. It’s an older model and the water pressure can be better, but still light years better than wiping. One question I posed while taking a dump in Japan last year… does their TP suck because they have great bidets? Or because they have great bidets that their TP doesn’t have to be great? I had the same question as I was on the throne (in Hawaii). Because the TP in the hotel sucks.
  6. As much shit as AA deserves, at least they have more leg room than Hawaiian. I’m a little fella a 5’8” and my knees almost touched the seat in front of mine. Don’t know when they decided to add more rows. It wasn’t like this the past few times.
  7. I tried a VR driving game today and nearly threw up. 3 turns into the first lap, my brain started whispering “this is not gonna end well”. I kept driving because I paid money for this torture. Mid way through the last lap, I literally ripped off the goggles and wobbled off the seat. The whole room was spinning like I was beyond drunk The guys working there snickered, but told me about 60% of people have the same reaction.
  8. Yeah I suppose those screen holders are more for phones than iPads. But the fact that he didn’t apologize at all is what pissed me off. Let me see if I can find his glasses and take them with me.
  9. He asked my if I see his glass which fell under his seat. Maybe I’ll step on them on purpose I get off.
  10. On a flight to Hawaii. No screens so I prop my iPad on one of those screen holders. Fucker in front of my jerks his seat up and my iPad fell, spilling my drink all over my lap. He just asked if it spilled and didn’t even apologize. Should have poured the rest of my drink over his head.
  11. Kids who insist on climbing up slides even though kids up top are trying to come down. My friend’s boy came down a long slide and hit his face on a girl’s knee. She ran away (not sure if she was hurt) but my friend’s kid lost a permanent tooth and had blood gushing from his mouth. Ruined a perfect dads / sons camp out.
  12. Well… this thread turned dark. Haha? And agree with the smell of decomposing humans. In Taiwan, the funeral homes have “stalls” (think storage units but without doors) for the coffins so family can visit and have vigils. I was there for my grandmother, and could smell decomposing flesh coming from one a few stalls down. It was awful.
  13. What is this? The itty bitty titty committee?
  14. Yes. I will celebrate his life with a whisky, and pour some brown liquid out our friend Toto.
  15. JK Simmons is 69 years old...
  16. One of my favorite movies. Vera Farmiga looked GREAT wearing that tie.
  17. The website is AI generated. or Willie Mays is also AI generated.
  18. How many courics is that?
  19. One of the hotels that we stayed in during our Japan trip looked like this You get to wash your hands while the tank is filling. After that, go find somewhere else to wash your grubby fingers.
  20. Didn't the Nazis use pink triangles to identify gay men?
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