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Superhero

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  1. I've been in a funk at work lately, like nothing I do seems to move the needle, just a cog in the machine. Which is not a feeling a director level person should be feeling, but here I am. A few recruiters have been reaching out, and the fact I'm even entertaining those calls makes me think I'm ready for a change.
  2. This morning in the kitchen. Son: We should get new place mats like the one's at *uncle's* house. Daughter: Yeah, I like those, but let's not get orange. They're kinda ugly. We should get something like tan or khaki. Son: Bro. Khaki just gives off old man vibes. I look down at my jeans, glad that I wasn't wearing my khakis today.
  3. SEC is strong to quite strong
  4. Insurance bills, like property tax statements are legit grievances. How people park is pretty trivial.
  5. The Western bracket is weak. Having Popeyes and Chick-Fil-A in the same bracket is bullshit. They should be playing for the trophy.
  6. D is the correct answer. You have Mediterranean, sushi, ramen, curry, pho, persian, xiao long bao, pan fried buns, Korean BBQ, probably some goat dishes from one of the 'stans and mutton from Australia. B has Italian food.
  7. That must've been a bitch to find. I've taken my kids shooting model rockets. I've downgraded from C- to B- rated motors because they are impossible to find if there's any type of wind.
  8. yeah... that's not the type of reaction I'd give if someone showed me jizz covered rabbit turds.
  9. Aggy jizz sauce?
  10. My boy learned something at school today. ”Did your know chickens poop and pee at the same time?” *raises his leg to show a dog peeing on a tree motion* ”I call that peeping”.
  11. Heard on some podcast that saying please and thank you requires additional computer processing. Not much, but it adds up. So you decide whether you want to contribute to global temperatures rising or being added to “the list” when our AI overlords decide who dies, or are converted to human batteries.
  12. Temu iFone responses to “Silly”.
  13. Okay Boomer. Mrs. Superhero dresses pretty conservatively, but pull back her hair and she has a ring on her upper ear. She got it before I met her, and now she wears it because I ask her to. My sister is 53 and at fairly high up in her company. She dresses appropriate for her age and position, but rocks a tiny stud nose ring which look pretty good.
  14. My dad does all that and also at our regular grocery store, Trader Joe's, outdoor mall, indoor mall, my house, my sister's house, our AirBnB, Alaska cruise ship***, TJ Maxx, Tom Hilfiger store, and pretty much every other retail store and restaurant. *** I wasn't on the cruise, but my sister said my dad farted in an elevator when they were by themselves, and they bailed out at the next floor because it smelled so bad. There were people waiting to get on the elevator. They paused at the door, but for whatever reason, went in anyway. Everywhere is fair game when you're 85 and don't give a fart what other people think.
  15. That post was exhausting to read, but thanks for sharing your experience with the rest of us. I can’t imagine doing that with 3 friends let alone 400 strangers. You did a LOT because you love your adopted school, and sorry you had to take a financial hit. I’ll throw in $3.50 for your continued efforts to make all ‘horns feel connected, and the joy that this site brings to us.
  16. What's wrong with tattoos and nose rings? A small tattoo on the back of the neck or a tastefully done sleeve is
  17. Had anyone asked if Colt McCoy wants to coach?
  18. Very few kids at my kid’s BJJ studio today so you can hear what they’re saying to each other. My kid and his sparring partner were talking about boba teas and which flavor they like. Apparently the other boy likes matcha. Other conversation was a boy offering his partner $1M if he lets go of his neck, and the other kid saying “No because I don’t think you have a a million dollars.”
  19. Dad? (Referencing the fart video)
  20. Gaining data to one day pass the Turing test.
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