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Superhero

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  1. It's the markers (or lack thereof) at the 3, 6 and 9 that kills it for me.
  2. Is it a female or male patient? Because I can make an exception for a good looking patient with XX chromosomes. Also, I may or may not be a doctor. I'm asian, so there're a 33% chance you'll guess right.
  3. Wife called me at work on Friday. She usually texts, so a call means it’s something serious. Her: OMG. My tire pressure was low so I went to the gas station, and instead of pumping air into the tire, the air all leaked out and my tire is flat now. Me: I’m in a meeting, can you ask the gas station attendant to help? Her: I did, and I followed his instructions and that’s why my tire is flat now. I’m afraid to do anything because is I don’t want my tire to get even more flat. Me: I can go get you, but it’s gonna take me at least 30 minutes to get there. Can you ask someone else? I don’t hear from her for a few minutes and my daughter texts me.
  4. Don’t text me because I’m not going to respond while I’m getting pounded by Dwayne and his 6 friend.
  5. Those eyes… a little crazy. But you do you.
  6. When it comes to shitty situations, bidet is always the answer.
  7. Reminds me of @Gatorubet “ I’ve got a lighter... I want us to die!!”
  8. Kelly Bundy. Easily the hottest of the bunch, and you know she’ll put out.
  9. My AirPods every single day.
  10. It has Steven Segal as the main character?
  11. I got Battlefield 2042 for $3 on Steam a few weeks ago. It's an abomination of the Battlefield series. HOWEVER, the 16 players vs Nazi zombie hordes rush mode is a lot of fun. I wish they didn't have vehicles, because having a mini-gun or 40mm grenade launcher makes things too easy. But most people stay on foot because they like to live dangerously. I also like to live dangerously and set my rifle in single-shot because it's more fun that way.
  12. Some of these names belong on the /tragedeigh subreddit.
  13. There’s a little park about a 20 minute walk from my house. The grass is so thick and fluffy that my feet don’t even touch the soil underneath. It’s amazing just stand there and feel like I’m floating on a cloud.
  14. The Brits still spell it judgement. The way it’s suppose to be. Also… Colour -> color Armour -> armor Flavour -> flavor Glamour = glamour
  15. I don’t get this one. What am I missing? Battlefield 4. It came out in 2012 and I still play it at least 2x a week.
  16. That is the dumbest thing I’ve read all day, and I’ve been reading some 20 something year olds try to write contracts terms all day.
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