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Superhero

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  1. I’m proud to announce the bathrooms (2 of ‘em) are fully renovated with Toto K300s on the cans. There is absolutely no reason to leave the house with a dirty butthole.
  2. There are rules.
  3. Me to the kids: Hey guys, it’s 9:30. You need to turn off the TV and go to bed. Me to the wife: Why are you still watching TV with them? It’s time for them to go to bed. Wife: I told them at least 2 times to turn off the TV and they won’t listen. Me: You’re the adult in the room. You can turn off the TV yourself, but you’re just sitting there watching with them! *tone*
  4. I saw something like that under a bridge in LA. Homeless guy was walking, stopped, pulled down his sweats and started shitting on the sidewalk. He miraculously did not get any on his pants. That's the mark of someone who's done that before.
  5. Wrong. That would South Austin's mom's underwear.
  6. Looks like the "Fuck Yeah" partner knocked the paddle out of the punter's hand. Not saying he deserved to get knocked the fuck out, but it looked like a case of FAFO.
  7. Seriously. Are they fucking stupid? Who couldn't see this coming? I mean, geez, just look what he did in his first term. Muslim ban within the first month of assuming office, and he's trusted to be friendly to Arabs this time around? F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.T.U.P.I.D.
  8. What are designer peanut butters? Call me uncultured, but give me a crunchy Jif peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Mix it up every once in a while and use honey instead of jelly.
  9. Yes they’re LED mirrors. I found them on Amazon. They have all sort of sizes. What’s cool now is most of them can change colors from warm to stark white.
  10. And a slight tangent to the renovation post above. The renovation went smoothly. My complaints on the finished product was the floors were higher than original so I need a different threshold; and I didn’t like where he put the towel ring… But I gotta tell you. If you’re a contractor, doesn’t matter how great you’re doing during construction, you need to finish STRONG. He insisted he didn’t need a dumpster after the demo work was done, and he’d just use my regular trash can. It worked okay until he left me 6 bags of trash - mainly packaging, styrofoam and the floor protection paper. I’m driving out to a landfill in a few minutes to get rid of all of it
  11. Completely changing topic, our renovation project is almost done. Just need some shower doors that’ll get here next week. The before… and after…
  12. Hmmm. Yup, let’s take that red pill and I’d marry someone who isn’t so serious all the time. I’m sure the kids will be just fine with their au pair and at boarding school.
  13. Just to clarify, go back to being a 6 YO in 1980? Or stay in 2024 and be 6 years old? If it's the first, the red pill ALL. THE. WAY.
  14. That's not the worst. I was flying home from San Francisco, and some douchenozzle put his fedora up there while 1/2 the plane was still boarding. I took it out and shamed the guy into taking back. He was pissed, but fuck him.
  15. Me, looking at a Total Wine catalog... Her: You don't need to buy any more whisky. Me:
  16. I have a Seiko SBDC051. Absolutely love the watch and it's been my daily wearer for at least the past 3 years very little external wear. The insides are a mess though. It was losing time, and would stop after <30 hours. I took it to a Seiko shop and they guy said the movement was gummed up. He cleaned it and set it to run a tick fast saying it would eventually slow down and keep good time. And for the past 6 months it's been awesome. Kept time really well, maybe gaining 10 seconds per week. But the past 2 weeks it's been gaining about 10-20 seconds per day. I know the 6R15 movement isn't the best, but what could be causing the sudden gain?
  17. Terries? Better keep 'em away
  18. LOL
  19. All the pro-Trump subcontractors I’ve talked will be holding their butts in January. NGL, our SoCal group is struggling a bit because a few projects, about $600M worth were put on hold, because… interest rates. At this point, we might as well just archive those because they probably won’t be back before the next midterm election.
  20. HR is in on the action as well. I’m a mere cog in this big machine. If the senior VPs, and occasionally the division president joins us for drinks, who am I to deny them a pour or two.
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