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Superhero

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  1. Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile.
  2. We were in Vegas with her siblings the past few days. Her @ 9:15. “We’re going to meet your cousins for breakfast at 10 okay?” Me starting to get ready and am ready by 9:20. Me @ 9:35. “Hey guys, change out of your PJs and let’s get ready.” Me @ 9:40, 9:42, 9:45, etc. Me @ 10:00: “We’re supposed to be downstairs by now…” Me @ 10:05. “I’m going downstairs with the kids. Will see you there.” @ 10:08, we see her frantically jogging past us. “Guys, we need to hurry, we were supposed to be there at 10.”
  3. My coworker is great at bargain hunting. Some of the stuff he came up with in the past were amazing, but the latest one takes the cake. He’s leasing a 2023 Mercedes EQS SUV for $500/mo. No money down, got the $7,500 federal tax credit. So he’s essentially driving around in a $115K after TT&L car for less than $200/mo. Im constantly amazed by what he comes up with.
  4. That’s a lot of Careless Whispers.
  5. “X, formerly known as Twitter.” It’s been over 2 years, why do we still need a reminder?
  6. Playing a VR game with my son (haptic suits and everything) and repeatedly shooting him in the nuts.
  7. Shit. I’d rather have Elon than Trump. Both are egotistical and racist, but at least Elon knows how NOT to turn everything he touches into dogshit. Will Elon be vengeful? Probably. But I bet he doesn’t get butthurt every time someone says something slightly negative.
  8. Now that you mention it, I guess music is better than a buzzer. And apparently playing music along with the Samsung Dryer music is a thing on YouTube.
  9. I have a company vehicle that’s managed by Element. They are the fucking worst. Take it in for a 60,000 service and they approved an oil change. Changed brake pads and turned the rotors but wouldn’t pay to flush the brake lines. New tires but wouldn’t approve an alignment. They are cheapskates, and the car probably won’t last until 150,000 miles, which is how much I need to drive before getting my next vehicle. The service advisor hates them with the passion of a million suns and I don’t blame him.
  10. Where can I find the Xavier account. I feel a kinship with him.
  11. That definitely is a holy shit. Imagine getting impaled on that thing with the nearest ER 3+ hours away. Imagine the police report, cause of death: “Impaled by a fish”.
  12. At what point does sterilization of the homeless become part of the "treatment"?
  13. 10's what? Who the hell is 10? And who does he/she have that I want to fuck?
  14. Surprisingly it doesn't smell meaty, or even smell at all. Kinda like a regular wax candle, but there's no waxy smell when you blow it out.
  15. Gonna have to disagree with you on chiropractors. I have a guy who works on my back and I fee like a new person every time I leave his clinic. I went to see another guy who just focuses on the C1 to C5 vertebrae. I've been waking up with pain in my neck, right shoulder and elbow. Went in for an adjustment over the weekend, so I'm no longer in pain in the mornings. Chiropractic treatment IMO is not quackery.
  16. I get February, library and Worcestershire… but what about the other words?
  17. I skimmed about a 1/2 cup of beef fat from a soup I was making. Set it aside and let it congeal. Instead of dumping it, my daughter and I made a tallow candle. It was a fun little project at 930PM. Not sure why so late, but I guess it was a good time giving each other shit about our lack of candle making skills.
  18. Dude… you gotta spoiler that shit.
  19. A or B? Because I don't have $680K in change to buy him a share of A.
  20. Can't speak for everyone on this board, but I believe many of us can tolerate a little of financial pain compared to the masses. Extra $2-3K/year to account for tariffs will suck, but it's a small % compared to some uninformed Trump supported. I hope they fucking suffer under a Republican administration.
  21. My son has been bugging me since last week to start a brokerage account for him because "I'm going to buy 1 share of Google, 1 share of Apple, 1 share of Amazon, and 2 shares of VOO." So we go to the bank on Saturday, but the bankers are fully booked. He's disappointed, so I told him I'd give him $50. He said "No, it's okay, I don't want your money, I want to earn it." This is right after he asked me for a big box of Pokemon cards for Christmas.
  22. Oldie, but still makes me chuckle.
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