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Superhero

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  1. Sorry guys, traffic was horrible. Just got home.
  2. Fuck that guy, his lawyer and the state trooper. He deserves to be charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon and spend at least 5 years in prison instead of 5 years of probation.
  3. I dunno... the lady who dressed up as Elsa to my daughter's 4th birthday party was pretty hot. Will look for some pics when I get home.
  4. I went to a McDonalds in the Bahamas, and they ran out of patties.
  5. Better. Haven’t had a seizure in almost a year. Ironic since I just had a doctor appointment and told her I’m doing great, can we lower the dosage.
  6. I've been having seizure symptoms for the past hour or so. It's 10:48, I'm off to bed. Hope I'll be better tomorrow.
  7. I use pens for... writing checks to my gardener. That's pretty much it. For everything else, I've switched to using an iPad, stylus and OneNote.
  8. What is it we say? I hope he considers his life choices.
  9. Maybe the cops should arrest him for knowingly hiring illegals.
  10. That's bullshit. I work in construction and our company was took every precaution to keep our workers and our subcontractors workers safe. Maybe you work for a shit company.
  11. Why wouldn’t you? I bookmarked your wife’s onlyfans account. She’s a dirty one.
  12. Delete post. Ban user for not looking above.
  13. Reminds of this So nope. Not gonna ride on anything that makes me wanna puke. Getting old sucks.
  14. I count 2 1/2 fo' sho' black people in the crowd. Is that Obama on the left? Then 3.
  15. Driving a Toyota while my car is in the shop. The backup camera on a 2024 Toyota is embarrassing. The camera on my 2020 Chevy looks like 4K compared to the Toyota's camera.
  16. So you don’t like drinking for free, on the company’s time? Okay.
  17. I schedule my staff meetings every other Friday at 3PM. It’s usually a short look ahead, and time to discuss lessons learned from the past 2 weeks. Around 3:45, the ice bucket gets filled, and the whiskies are poured. By 4:30; there usually a collection of about 10-15 people from various departments unwinding from the week and chilling with a drink in their hands. Most people look forward to my Friday 3PM meetings. Your previous boss just sucks.
  18. I also wonder if management thought the cleaning crew was deep cleaning that particular office. ”Hey, is it just me? Or does it always smells like chlorine in here?”
  19. If you don't have stuff bookmarked, that's on you.
  20. It is a PPV event. You can watch it with a 3-year subscription to Trump Media for just $30/month.
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