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Superhero

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  1. It's was a Grand Hyatt by the bay. Nice hotel, but the breakfast buffet wasn't anything to write home about. I would have been okay with a breakfast burrito and a cup of coffee. The wife and kids wanted something nicer, and the bill for something a bit nicer at a local brunch place would have been pretty high. Maybe not $120 high, but we've had a few breakfasts that were easily > $80. So this is not a humblebrag, but being genuinely surly about any type of undisclosed / unexplained surcharges.
  2. You sound poor. But seriously. Dinner and breakfast bills both had surcharges. Haven’t seen this since Covid lockdowns ended.
  3. What the fuck is this shit? Surcharge for what?
  4. Someone’s been taking way too much vitamin B12 supplements.
  5. You’ve obviously never seen Mrs. Superhero approach a residential stop sign. The pedal is used mostly to slow to half speed, not pause, let alone stop.
  6. You missed the last part where you pay Brittany, the ex-hairdresser, to shiv BK lady with a broken toothbrush, while whispering in her ear "niveliveslost says hello". Heed Steel Shank's wisdom. He is succinct compared to the likes of Confucius, Socrates, Mencius or Descartes, but when you consider how to resolve all of life's worries, it can be distilled into 1) eating a meal high in cholesterol and fat, 2) drinking cheap beer and 3) laying pipe. Okay, this made me laugh.
  7. Clearly you have not met my wife. In our 17 years, there has not been an order where she doesn't ask a million questions; and then ask for substitutions or things on the side.
  8. Then we wouldn’t have had this awesome song. Yeah. Go straight to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
  9. Shark was just sharking. Stay out of their natural environment.
  10. I live in a gated neighborhood and my house is the second one after coming into the neighborhood. There’s not much distance to accelerate but some people are already 20+ mph before they pass my driveway. Pisses me off because there are a lot of kids (mine included) in the neighborhood.
  11. I got my raise and bonus today. Who wants to party?
  12. Going white water rafting with my daughter, turning around to see the biggest grin on her face as we hit a big wave.
  13. I bought a sleeping bag (REI Siesta) last month and had to get the long version because the regular length was sold out. Now I’m glad because it was chilly on the last two trips (mid 50s) and nothing better than to burrow deep into the bag to stay warm.
  14. Our homeless are richer than the average Russian soldiers.
  15. Read a few articles and it said the tow truck was parked in the left lane with its warning lights on. From the video, it was the only vehicle on that side of the freeway, and it doesn’t look like there were any obvious warning lights behind it. Her lawyer could argue that most of the warning lights were in the other side of the freeway and she was distracted by those, and didn’t see the parked tow truck in front of her. I’m not saying it’s not her fault, but I can say that if there’s an accident on the other side of the freeway, and there’s a good center divider, I’m not slowing down to gawk
  16. Yeah... she's gonna get paid big time. Boop! The second biker got the wobbles before he crashed. Probably shit himself after watching his friend die.
  17. Thanks for the reminder. But in my mind, his legacy is forever tainted by Titanic and Avatar. Don’t forget about Slash wailing on his Les Paul in the background.
  18. I watched parts of John Wick on Amazon Prime the other day. Guess I’m not the target audience because I turned it off with no intention of watching the rest.
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