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Superhero

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  1. Hand picked, organic, locally sourced, GMO free, loose black current tea leaves. Duh.
  2. In the underappreciated category: Margin Call. Movie about the 2008 financial crisis. Just a bunch of people talking, but really good writing and acting. Amazing cast with Kevin Spacey, Paul Bettany, Jeremy Irons, Demi Moore, Stanley Tucci, etc. I think they all did it pro bono because the budget was $3.5M. The film only grossed $19.5M. It's on Amazon Prime now. Go watch it. Thank You for Smoking. Tobacco lobbyist with an identity crisis. Only grossed $39M worldwide. Jason Reitman wrote this and Up in the Air. Solid comedy. Another awesome cast with Aaron Eckhart, Sam Elliott, Ron Lowe, Katie Holmes, Maria Bello, William H Macy, Robert Duvall and JK Simmons. Sometimes I wonder if the cast does this for free after they read the script. Up in the Air. George Clooney flying around the country laying people off and having an identity crisis. Vera Farmiga (dat ass), Jason Bateman, Anna Kendrick, Sam Elliott, Danny McBride, Zach Galiwishhisnamewaseasiertopronounce and JK Simmons. JK Simmons should be in everything.
  3. Oh Trixie. Life will be less complicated if she just turns on Share My Location
  4. What was that guy doing? Making it rain? It looked like dollah bills in the air, on the floor. Also, that guy is probably dead after landing on his head.
  5. Either the video is > 2x speed or holy shit!
  6. Saw that on Reddit last week. Imagine being alone in a bio dome and you’re living with the corpse of your only friend Fred who died 5 years ago.
  7. Also, what does up up down down left right left right B A start do?
  8. Look at the big brain on Bevo&Pevo.
  9. But then the hot female teachers soliciting teenage boys thread would never continue to exist.
  10. Nothing wrong with drinking a blend. Snobs will tell you to only drink single malts, and I'll counter that a good blend is better than a shitty single barrel. A Johnny Walker Green blend of 15 year old whiskies at $50 is an absolutely steal. A lot of Japanese whiskies are also blends, but they aren't as good of a deal as they once were.
  11. At our church, there's a quick 3 minute time-out between worship and sermon to scoot the kids off to their Sunday school classes. During that time, the worship team will play an encore of the previous song. We unintentionally did a jazz version where everyone played something different. I tried to follow the keys, the bass tried to follow the acoustic, the drummer did something else completely. It was chaos but hilarious at the same time. We couldn't stop giggling before we exited stage left.
  12. My company has a suite at SoFi so that’s what I thought we would get… the attendants kept pointing towards the cheap seats and I thought there must be a terrible misunderstanding. Then I saw my coworker and it sank in that I would be sitting with the unwashed masses that night. Try logging into Mint mobile to check something on my daughter’s number. Took me 4-5 minutes of going in circles with the chatbot before I it finally let me talk to a human.
  13. I like a variety of beers. My preferences are ambers, lagers and hazy IPAs in that order. Double IPAs and stouts are vile and disgusting.
  14. This Voodoo Ranger IPA is not messing around. One can down and I'm already ready to go party and hit on random hotties.
  15. How many speakers, built in of course, on that bitch?
  16. How many real baby's fit in landry basket?
  17. That’s a nice micro center. The one in Tustin is dark and over-stocked. Boxes and people with greasy hair everywhere.
  18. I said gradually... Maybe it's because I have a larger company SUV (Traverse) and have more of a fuck you, get out of my way attitude. But I can't park straight in a spot worth a shit. I actually open my door to make sure if I'm parallel to the lines. Probably because I don't want to show up in the parking douche baggery thread. When I was younger, I could talk with my phone on my shoulder, hold a burger and shift into 3rd at the same time. Those days are behind me.
  19. People who take videos of the concert instead of just enjoying the music and the vibe. We went to a Post Malone concert last night, and the women in front of us were taking videos of the screens and/or selfie videos. Makes no sense to me.
  20. I wonder if you can program the music button to play Flight of the Valkyries.
  21. They just called and I got an extra ticket for my wife. I don't feel so bad about paying $70 now.
  22. So it's not just ex Playboy bunnies or eastern European escorts that like old wood... noted.
  23. Pretty cool site if want to learn about Omega over the years https://www.omegawatches.com/chronicle/chapters
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