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Brisketexan

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  1. Yep. Imagine this: you are white people in America. And you think that you are so oppressed here that it's a better option to.....move to freaking Russia. It's hard to imagine any thinking that's dumber than that, but I'll confess that I'm not an aggy.
  2. You are 100% correct. If you'd like a comparative timeline, there's one available from Germany in the 1930s. And if you compare it by event, we're actually running ahead of schedule on several milestones.
  3. I see we're pretty much to the point where the main Israel-defender line is not to deny that any of these attacks on civilians or aid stations are happening, but solely to launch ad hominem attacks against some people reporting those attacks as "anti-semitic" (while ignoring the fact that numerous mainstream sources are reporting the same events). If any other nation was committing these acts -- say, Russia was doing it -- the criticism would be pretty universal (except for the Russia apologist crowd). But when Israel does it, any and all criticism and calls for consequences are dismissed because "anti-semitism." It's just fucking tired.
  4. Still convinced that particular TCBY is a front/money-laundering outfit. The property taxes alone have to be 10X their annual revenue (nobody is ever there).
  5. Woulda been cooler if you had been holding Debbie Gibson that way then....or today.....
  6. Look, man, if we're gonna Make Slavery Great Again, we gotta get back to the basics. Sugar, King Cotton, they will be the cornerstone of the New America in its Golden Age. Maybe Trump will give a speech about it. We could call it the Cornerstone Speech.
  7. Well, the thing you have to remember is that when the regime uses terms like "vermin" and "subhuman" to refer to us.....they mean it. Just like that other regime that used those terms last century meant it. When you dehumanize the "other," then you can do anything to them. Anything.
  8. Just bought our tickets to the Saturday night Sox game. Sorry, @Sbbruin...but F the Dodgers. Would still be happy to buy you and your son a frosty beverage as we wander around outside the ballpark pre-game.
  9. You're welcome to borrow it - it's a damn fine decoy truck (I've had no less than 5 different mexican dudes offer to buy it from me in parking lots). Don't expect me to ride along with you. They'll take one look at my name, and I'll be in a prison camp in Africa before dinner time.
  10. Yes....until presented with an alternative. A generic Democrat....who will immediately (and successfully) be characterized as a communistsocialisttransevilbabymurderertaxandspend greatest evil the world has ever seen. At which point every one of those people will vote Trump because "both sides are bad, and the dumbocrats left me no choice." You know the play. They'll run it, it works, and here we are, forever and ever.
  11. Health schmealth....french fries fried in beef tallow are delicious. I support that change, universally. But yeah, just more distractions and theater here.
  12. Fella like that needs SOMETHIN’ to fuck.
  13. He’s free to leave Surly and start his own website. He has our blessing.
  14. Not in Texas. It's a LOT worse here. State Supreme Court races are a perfect proxy for party-based voting because truly, not more than 1% of the population knows ANYTHING about any particular Supreme Court candidate other than their party affiliation. In 2024, that was right around 58-42 R to D (16 point margin). In 2020, it was 53-45 (8 point margin). However, if one of those 2020 GOP Supreme Court candidates had come out with "hell yeah I fuck kids, it totally owns the libs!", they would have gotten closer to the 58 point number they got in 2024. Just to give you a feel for party proxy voting that you were referring to. Now, back to discussing how the group of people that is totally concerned about pedophilia, it's the worstest and most importanest thing ever, is also something to be rewarded if it's done by a member of their tribe.
  15. All of it's working. 1) He's the master of distraction, and 2) the worse he is, the more they love him. He could decapitate a baby while calling it a racial slur, shit on the corpse, and pick up 2-3 points of support.
  16. FIF this timeline. Imagine a horrible thing about a person, or a horrible thing that a person could do. Now, realize that if that thing applies to Trump, it actually makes him MORE popular, because we live in a timeline that is rushing at breakneck speed towards complete and total human evil and cruelty. The worse he is, the more they love him.
  17. I'm pretty surprised too....that he ONLY got 42% of the vote. At this point, it's an inescapable conclusion that for that particular crowd, a resume item of "active pedo and child rapist" is good for a bump of several percentage points in an election.
  18. Ahh yes, the official look of the MAGA base: "THUMB WITH GOATEE"
  19. On the one hand, he's clearly full of shit and lying, because being a lying sack of shit is a religious sacrament in MAGA world. On the other hand.... Having one of the most punchable faces in the history of humanity does lend a bit of credibility to his story. So, this is a tough call. Either way, the correct answer is "definitely punch that douchenozzle in the face if you ever get the chance."
  20. You stayed for two run throughs of the album. Would you say you…lingered?
  21. Pretty sure that’s the point. Take everything to the brink of death, shove the cancer over the cliff while you teeter on the edge.
  22. Man. If only we had as well-functioning a democracy and justice system as…..fucking Brazil.
  23. She’s fine with that, so no worries, you and Gil can meet for beers.
  24. Oh....and I did. Don't lie, if you're of a certain age, you know ALL the Carpenters songs. She could, but.... ...also this. No apologies, no ragrets. And....if it increased your chances of scoring (and it often did), all the better.
  25. Also this. Straight dudes don’t think about other dudes’ sexual preferences. We’re too busy thinking about chicks. Seriously, it occupies most non-work waking thoughts for most of your life (sports, hunting, fishing, and food occupy the rest of your brain). If you’re contemplating whether another dude is gay, it’s likely because you’re closeted and fantasizing. NTTAWWT. Be you, man. Just suck some dick already, Matt.
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