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Brisketexan

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  1. Your opinion on female body hair is waiting for you....you'll recant.
  2. I'll wait for someone to make a compelling case that the appropriate response to ICE trying to take you into custody isn't "shoot your way out" at this point. If they are going to fucking kidnap you and send you to a hellscape country that you aren't a citizen of and have no ties to, in open defiance of a court order.....yeah, you have literally one option to prevent that from happening. When we opt out of the Rule of Law, we necessarily opt into Rule of the Gun. Fucking stupid.
  3. Man. Go back to, say, page 8 of this thread, and see the usual suspects calling us out for noting the obvious bullshit of the "free speech" and "free thinking" claimed mission of this outfit. The nature of this endeavor was fully apparent from the get-go. Surprising to me that some relatively smart people (see the author of the piece above) instead took the institution at its word, and presumed it would actually follow the values it proclaimed (instead of using them as a smokescreen and excuse for being exactly as right-wing dogmatic and anti-free thinking as anyone with a lick of sense knew they would), but some people like to trust. I get it. But their experience gives us a clear and clean window into the actual function that we all expected. "Free speech and free thought" my ass. And fuck anyone who defended this bullshit at its outset, when it was obvious to all exactly what was happening.
  4. Trivial, not trivial? I report, you decide. Had to pick up a rental car today (last minute trip, took what they had - driving a Honda minivan). About 20 mins into my drive, I decide to look at the fuel gauge, to see how my mileage is going....and this is what I see: Fuckers at Budget gave me a ride with only about 1/4 of a tank of gas. And they expect me to turn it in full. I'll probably use 4 gallons of gas this whole trip. And I'm dropping it off early tomorrow, then running to make my plane, I'm not gonna spend a half hour at the Budget desk arguing. I'll send a strongly-worded note or somesuch, but this is some bullshit.
  5. Question: do you think that this study and recommendation will be primarily used to a) implement sound and balanced public health recommendations and policy, or b) as ammunition in the “see! Vaccines are bad, even the govt and docs admit it!” cause? You know the answer.
  6. Or….follow me here…actually defending the Capitol and Congress from a murderous mob, using belt-fed .50 cals until the bodies stacked up to the ceiling. You deal with active traitors and terrorists by killing them. That is how it is done. Always.
  7. I tried to warn em…but my folks are particularly vulnerable to a “macho!” message, and believing in pulling up the ladder behind them. So, Hispanics FA’d, gonna have to FO.
  8. Sigh. I see you've never traveled with my wife. I learned EARLY in our relationship that she had standards as to the kind of places we could stop. Whereas I am perfectly comfortable staying at dives with signs on the bathroom mirror saying "please do not clean fish or birds in sink."
  9. It’s not fine. It was the plan all along.
  10. I mean, how long HAS it been since you jerked off with a good view of the tower?
  11. Yes it is, actually. As noted above, that number is not random: When one of the president's primary, and most trusted advisors (that's what she is) says "there are 65 million illegal aliens," that is exactly what they mean. If you are hispanic, they believe that you are not an actual American, you have no right to be here, and they intend to use the full weight and force of the US government to kick us out. At the very least, they have wet dreams about "Korematsu II, Except This Time, for Beaners." 1) Declare that we are being invaded by the brown hispanic horde. 2) That is a hostile "invasion," thus invoke the Alien Enemies Act, while ALSO declaring that because we are being invaded, the writ of habeas corpus is suspended. 3) Arrest any and all browns, people whose names end in Z, all that shit. They are alien enemies, AND they have no ability to contest their arrest (no more habeas). 4) Shove them into massive internment camps (run by for-profit enterprises that will kick back a sizable portion of what they receive to the Trump family) all over the country (but....most of them will be conveniently located near where cheap labor, ag labor, etc. is needed), because... 5) All those captive hispanics will then be farmed out to large corporate contributors to the regime as ultra-cheap labor. Labor is priced at $10 per hour. Prison operator gets $8 of that, inmate gets $2, and the "employer" saves a fortune because he's now paying way below the prevailing wage. And that, folks, is how you make slavery functionally legal again.
  12. And...this is important, because this is how you do it, MAGA fucks....good. Fuck that guy. He'll be sowing hate and disinfo till his dying breath, and thus it can't come soon enough.
  13. It was a tremendous call, really tremendous. The best call, really. A call the likes of which we've never seen. We're going to get a great deal, a fantastic deal, you won't believe how great this deal is, and I'll be telling you about this great deal very, very soon. Nobody but me could get a deal this amazing, really. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
  14. Great walking city. This might be my wife's favorite department store on earth: https://www.illumsbolighus.com/ Great stuff in there, classic Danish designs, not overly expensive. She has a great pair of wool slippers from there that stay out in our house year round. For a "michelin star" quality meal that won't set you back, and is truly up there with some of the best meals I've ever had, go to Høst. Current menu: That price = $75 per person. It's an insane deal. Hit up the Torvehallerne for porridge at the Grød booth and smorrebrod for lunch/snack one day. Little Mermaid statute is overrated. Go see it anyway, make fun of it. Nyhavn is overdone. Go anyway, you need to see it, and it's a neat walk down the harbor. Go to Rosenborg castle, the grounds and park are beautiful this time of year. And there's a room/display in there of some prince's kinky sex room. Is Tivoli Gardens just an amusement park? Yes....but it's kinda a thing, and we enjoyed it.
  15. 1) Do you think that anyone whose vote actually might matter will ever watch that? 2) there is no 2). The information ecosystem is done. Spew hate at fucking tsunami levels, on a select number of social media and podcast channels. That's it. That's the entire plan. Either follow it as a counter, or be toast.
  16. Not enough. See, there's a second part that's really, really important: Americans are pathetic and worthless creatures. A message of hate is only effective if it is ALSO easy to execute on. And who is it easy to hate, and execute that hate on? That's right....the weak and marginalized. Hating the powerful? Nope. Too much work. The powerful can fight back. We are Americans. We ONLY punch down, we never punch up. The problem is us, top to bottom. We are a worthless, contemptible people, which means we only do worthless, contemptible things.
  17. It's more than hard. It's impossible. Unless your messaging includes a strong dose of hate, and telling people who to hate, it will never leave the starting blocks. Hate is the only currency of any social value these days. Trying to trade in anything else is like trying to engage in commerce using your bottlecap collection as money. I know a lot of y'all want to believe that's not the case. But you are wrong.
  18. An alternate correct answer to this query is "stop wherever the hell you want....but the next morning, make sure to get up early, have breakfast at the nearest Waffle House, and get in a fight with a member of the staff, another patron, or both, in order to expose your kids to the full Waffle House experience." You want your kids to grow up cultured, don't you?
  19. If the USD goes "poof"....pray tell, what GOOD will your crypto be? How will you use it to procure goods and services here in the "we don't actually have a currency" USA? Will you be able to access the internet? Use electricity? If the USD goes "poof," none of that shit will matter or be in play. If you are investing in a hedge against the dollar's complete and total collapse, as a resident of this country, you'd be much smarter investing in crates of ammunition.
  20. Bingo. See the legislation Louisiana is working on passing - you can injure or even kill your undocumented worker, and have ZERO liability in a civil suit. "Make treating humans like chattel legal again" is their motto. They don't want to get rid of undocumented labor. Not even a little bit. They just want to get rid of anything that would make it costlier than outright slavery. We are past the 50/50 point on whether the SCOTUS will take up a case to rule that the 13th amendment flat-out doesn't apply to undocumented persons.
  21. Do you even "hit the bar that night, then have a kickass brunch the next day," bro?
  22. I mean....that IS the right answer. It's not like there's not enough to do, and eat, over a multi-day span.
  23. Drop down to Destin or Pensacola beach?
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