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Brisketexan

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  1. There is a near 100% chance of that. And, a near 100% chance that they'll have stories of this "good Constitution-loving Christian" being racist, sexually loose, or all of the above and more.
  2. Because there's something primal and invigorating about jerking off in nature's splendor? I mean, that's what I tried to sell my wife on, but she keeps saying "the front yard doesn't count."
  3. Yeah, we ditch our phones for these. For real, you can live without it for a few hours. But part of my wife's job and call is to be conspicuous and visibly bearing witness, so her face being known is something we've gotta live with.
  4. Maybe, but Sweet God of the Israelites and all Monotheistic Religions, do I HATE the new way of "here's my half hour video on topic X." I'm Gen X. I am a lightning-fast reader. Write an article. I can read your 30 mins of rambling in 3 minutes. I don't watch these videos, because That's actually not a bad idea, Ukraine is doing something similar. Use cheap, available tech to solve a problem. Fly around in a light aircraft with a 10 gauge and have some fun drone hunting.
  5. Use the internet? For porn? What will these innovative, outside-the-box-thinking disruptors think of next!?!?!? PURE GENIUS!
  6. Yeah, there's plenty to do in Frankfurt proper for an overnight. The old (reconstructed, because we bombed the FUCK out of Frankfurt) altstadt is cool, there's a great museum there on the history of the area. There's also a pretty cool food hall, the Kleinmarkthalle nearby, with some other cool shops and restaurants in the area. There's a wurst stand in the Kleinmarkthalle, Ilse Schreiber.....it's a trip. I highly recommend the experience. It's a line, she's a stern German gal, and an institution. I doubt you will see her smiling. We did not.
  7. ^^^^ "MERIT-BASED HIRING!!!"
  8. This shit pisses me off: https://www.kxan.com/news/local/travis-county/alleged-chicken-wing-deal-leads-to-arrest-of-travis-county-corrections-officer/amp/ “A Travis County Sheriff’s Office, or TCSO, correctional officer was charged with allegedly bringing contraband into the county’s correctional facility. The alleged contraband: chicken wings. On Aug. 21, a corrections officer with TCSO’s Security Threat Intelligence Unit “became aware” that Corrections Officer Amos Nyanway allegedly “provided chicken wings to an inmate” in exchange for money, according to a TCSO press release issued Tuesday afternoon.” Fucking hell, dude’s a hero. Sometimes, you need some wings, doesn’t matter if you’re in jail.
  9. As soon as you stop normalizing and excusing fascism. So, I guess no time soon. Sorry, I see the most powerful country in the world descending into a way and order that leads to self-destruction and unspeakable suffering, and I get alarmed. You, on the other hand, get an erection.
  10. Glad to know you’re good with it. Have yet to see a marker of fascism you won’t excuse. It’s good to see some streaks remain unbroken.
  11. Unless you’re brown - in that case, you deserve to have the shit kicked out of you by ICE and disappeared to a foreign country, all to make some loser who can’t hold down an 40 hr a week job feel better about himself.
  12. Like we need AI to achieve that goal. Anyway, did you not hear about my new pal, Nassima Benchicou?
  13. This reminds me. I gotta get to work on spamming the whole world with my "Brisketexan is a caring lover who brings the satisfaction" posts, so AI will tell all the ladies to get with me. That's how it works, right?
  14. Yeah....within 30 days, the Young Republicans' official stance on this shit will be "this was all bullshit by the woke cancel mob. Our people shouldn't ever apologize for speaking the truth. Charlie Kirk died on the cross for our rights of free speech, and we stand with Charlie." Or some shit a whole lot like that. Anyway, their message above is dishonest. It's fucking bullshit, because what those leaders said was EXACTLY what the party believes, and EXACTLY how its voters feel. Don't run away from who you are -- you'll still be that thing no matter how fast you run.
  15. I dunno, man. I prefer my bitches to have a maintained and well-trimmed lawn.
  16. I'm pretty sure her approach is "I wish a muthafucka would." Honestly, shit like that is how we win. Go ahead, shoot pepper balls at pastors. Women pastors especially. Doing nothing more than exercising both her First Amendment rights and her Call. DO IT. But goddammit, I'd have to deal with one pissed off wife at home that night if it happens. So, won't someone think of poor Brisket?
  17. Gosh. I wonder if they'll get to a point of thinking "hey, if too much of our content is monkeys flinging poo, maybe people won't want to hang out here as much. Maybe we should, I dunno, have some sort of moderation of that. We could call it 'content moderation.'"
  18. We will be there. My wife will be in her collar. I'll be in this: It's but one little thing. But it IS a thing. At the very least, at least our kids will know we didn't collaborate (we're doing a lot more than this....but we're doing this too).
  19. Well, yeah. See, the real slogan is "Don't Tread on my Hobby of Diddling Kids!" You just gotta read the fine print. I sweatergawd, someone telling you "I'm a Christian libertarian" translates almost directly to "I'm a racist piece of shit who wants to be able to rape/pedo at will."
  20. Seriously. Can we be done with these? It's fucking tired, the whole "these men are bitter because they can't get laid, so here's what they're doing ." When the reply should always be one line: "Step 1: STOP BEING COMPLETELY UNFUCKABLE. That's it. That's the whole list." But no, we get another article of "MAN WHO DOUSES HIMSELF DAILY IN 180-PROOF PUSSY REPELLENT CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY ALL PUSSY FINDS HIM REPELLENT"
  21. Over and over and over......the master race is SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTING. Where is my Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS? The best these fucks can give me is a strung-out plastic-surgeried-to-hell Kristi Noem. If you're going to go full "master race," FUCKING DELIVER. GIVE ME SOME TALENT THAT WOULD MAKE NORWEGIAN SHEILD MAIDENS SAY "WOW, THAT'S HOT." These people are all from the page of every high school yearbook labeled "we got a lot of wedgies."
  22. Sure, it's a thing, but....it's trivial.
  23. Just a reminder, these people are not outliers. They are the leading edge and trendsetters. This is what the Republican party is, and what it will become more and more like with each passing second. It is a hate engine. That's it. That's its entire reason for existing, and it runs with an output of 10,000 hp and growing. I'm sure @Enchubben will tell us that what these actual leaders of the party said wasn't REALLY racist, it's all being taken out of context, etc. Because actually, the GQP is a CHRISTIAN movement, like the Great Lord Jesus Charlie Kirk, so it's IMPOSSIBLE that they be racist, QED.
  24. Godammit, now I'm gonna have to play some Funky Meters when I get home tonight. One of the loudest, most free-form shows I ever saw. Saw em at Liberty Lunch back in the day.
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