Everything posted by Brisketexan
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
No, no. See, he calls himself a "Bible-believing Christian." That way, he can hold up the Bible like a shield against any and all criticism, as he simultaneously demonstrates a contempt for human agency and dignity that would make Christ fucking puke. The fucking twisted logic of these pedo defenders is fantastic. "I didn't physically see him have sex with any of the girls, so I can't say who he had sex with in his whole life or not, but I just know it wasn't with me when I was with other girls" is a far cry from "Donald Trump never raped anyone underage." "I never saw him rape anyone" does not equal, and has never equaled "he didn't rape anyone." Shit, I've never seen Donald Trump eat a hamberder.....so by Lamar's standard of proof, Donald Trump has never eaten a hamberder. This is the mind of a Trumpkin, folks. It's a toxic stew of disingenuous bullshit, flat-out lies, and breathtaking stupidity.
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Trump’s America
Seriously. We live in a world where (1) there are LITERALLY reams of evidence showing Trump's association with Epstein (emails, photographs, videos, sworn testimony), and the GQP claims (2) it's a "hoax" that "Trump had anything to do with Epstein." What an amazing time. These fuckers would stand up during a live performance of Maneater and claim that "it's a hoax that Hall had anything to do with Oates." It's not just the lies. It's that the absurd and outlandish nature of the lies demonstrates how completely arrogant they are, and much contempt they hold the American people in. When you lie to someone's face about something that is plainly true and right in front of both of you, you do so because you hold that person in zero regard. The GQP actually holds we the people in contempt. If we were a remotely sane country, we'd band together to build the largest set of gallows humanity has ever seen.
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Trump’s America
He could leave this entire country as a pile of smoldering, radioactive rubble.....and his support wouldn't dip. Because these idiots would see some other people crying in the ashes of their home, and immediately think "hurr durr, Trump really owned those libs! WINNING!" When you realize that a poisonous percentage of humanity finds joy, satisfaction, and success ONLY when other people are harmed, you realize that our species is on borrowed time.
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War Crimes for Fun? Prosecutors Probe Sniper Safaris in Bosnia, Americans possibly involved
This seems bad. Until you realize that an opportunity to monetize nihilist cruelty has American political and thought leaders foaming at the mouth at the opportunity. There is a 100% chance that Elon approves of this sort of thing, and that folks you know very, very well are figuring out how to sell off the right to kill people for profit right now.
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Epstein and Maxwell
Oh boy....here we go again....
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Things not going well in Venezuela
Also, the fucking casual racism that is now not just okay, but is our actual national policy, is fucking incredible. Referring to anyone from South America: "Don't know why they are so dirty given the fact that there are so many maids." It's just fucking casual and ingrained in these pieces of shit. So, what's the big deal if we bomb a bunch of dirty beaners anyway? That is absolutely 100% the ethos governing our nation right now. To say I hate these fuckers is a massive understatement.
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McConaughey for Governor? Alright Alright Alright
Shit, dude. It seems to be a prerequisite these days.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Stop, you're making him blush.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Is there a book version of that story? Is it available used?
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Oh, I mean....yeah, that goes without saying. Evil bitches can still be hot. Hell, sometimes the "evil" part adds a point.
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John Fetterman - saving America with sweatshirts and Umbros
I was told we could "build a wall" to keep bad people out. Wall-off shit states. Gonna take a lotta bricks, though.
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News stories that remind you of Surly
It's France. Why they didn't have a PW of "cigarettesandhairypits," I just can't understand.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
It's the psychological distinction between "attracted to pre-pubescent" vs. "attracted to post-pubescent." But legally and morally -- which is Megyn's field, she's no fucking psychologist -- that distinction don't make a shit. An adult male being predatorial towards an 8 yr old girl vs. a 14 year old girl makes not a bit of fucking difference. Megyn's an evil bitch.
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Evangelical Christians
I dunno. Could be for lots of things. Okay, actual answer -- the communion bread is torn by hand and then served to each person, so I guess it's to keep the server's germy hands from touching the bread. I don't think it was a particularly necessary matter during COVID - wash and sanitize your hands right before you serve, and all is good.
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Michael Cohen Investigation
Imagine us missing the decency and competence of people like Cohen and Scaramucci.....Holy fucking shit.
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17 year-olds, Dude.
Bolded the word that is missing from every GQP person. I mean, it's like a missing chromosome or something -- it just ain't fucking there, and it ain't never gonna be there.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
And...yep. The cross-examination of Colonel Jessup, and the observation that "I think he WANTS to say it" (that he ordered the code red) was not made up. It's how people (mostly men) like him operate. I've examined witnesses like him - and yeah, that often happens. Get them going, and they will give you the "fuck yeah we did" answer of some sort (it's usually not as dramatic as Jessup's, but sometimes just as meaningful). And yeah....I've also defended a couple of witnesses like that. And there is no controlling them or "training that tendency out of them." They are who they are, and no piss-ant lawyer's gonna tell 'em what to do. Occasionally, the smarter ones will later sheepishly acknowledge "well, I guess I made a pretty big mess for you to clean up." The only proper answer is "yes you did. But that's what you're paying me for." If you bill by the hour....those can be good clients/witnesses to have. There are some interesting observations here that I do wish more of the general population actually knew and understood (e.g., how the rich and powerful don't conceal their shitbaggery). There's probably a good list of "shit we have learned about people over the years" that we should compile. Lawyers have a lot of such lessons/perspectives, but I know that engineers, managers, and the like, have their own observed truths to share too.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
"Career ending." God, I find it just adorable that there are people out there who think decency and morality and standards and shit exist and apply to the right.
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Fast Food guilty pleasures
Actually, inflation adjusted....the $7 box is close to on par with the old 59 79 99 value menu.
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Evangelical Christians
I just listed two that linger in our church. Now, I don't think it was any sort of deliberate decision, just inertia. Once you do it a certain way for a while (eg, communion servers wearing vinyl gloves), it falls into the "that's the way we've always done it" trap.
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McConaughey for Governor? Alright Alright Alright
....SO FAR..... Wait till the 2032 presidential race between Kid Rock and Taylor Swift.
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John Fetterman - saving America with sweatshirts and Umbros
We should probably fucking do something about that shit.
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Waymo cars Hit the Freeways
I hear ya. "Sending out cringy AI erotica for incels on the social media platform that he also owns" is an absolute requirement for me. That, of course, is why I am loyal to this platform and @immamac
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Epstein and Maxwell
Someone needs to watch the Sexual Harassment Prevention video from HR.....
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Evangelical Christians
That definitely had an affect. Shit, it did for us. We didn't really start attending church again till about a year ago. We got too comfy in our lazy Sunday mornings, just coffee and conversation. It was a good distraction, but at the same time, we ended up realizing that we were missing something. And I'd say church services themselves STILL haven't really gotten over COVID. A lot of leftovers (communion servers wear gloves, people don't hold hands during the Lord's Prayer, lotta little things like that). There's a confluence of factors, to be sure.