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Brisketexan

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  1. Yeah....I expect that a lot of the bodies are never going to be found. And others, or parts of others, will be found months or years from now at random times and places. Just gruesome, shitty stuff. Nature is a mean bitch, and she gives no fucks.
  2. This true fact is what convinces me that our society is beyond saving. We have glorified and sanctified a culture that doesn't just eschew any belief or action in furtherance of the common good: we have turned such things into hallmarks of pure evil. See, e.g., Kerr County officials and their constituents not just refusing, but RAILING AGAINST, flood warning measures and funding because the funding arose under "treasonous, communist" administrations of Obama and Biden. We do everything we can to AVOID taking measures that would help the public at large, and then....we suffer the consequences. And we have seen what happens in the aftermath. Stonewalling, denial of responsibility by those who directly acted (or failed to act) to prevent tragedy....and then nothing done to meaningfully change things to prevent future tragedy. So, yeah....calling out our total and complete social and political failure is not just okay, it's fucking imperative. If you care about a single one of the lives lost, then you should make it your mission to ensure that not another life, not a single one, is unnecessarily lost due to the same causes: demonization of the common good. Instead, we know -- with 100% certainty -- we'll get more of the same. And what is more of the same? The political leadership that has set policy, and driven the tone of society and our policies, for over a generation....will deny and avoid ALL responsibility, will continue down the same path, and will ensure that we get another Uvalde, Mystic, Uri power failure, etc.....in the coming months/years. So, none of y'all who are upset about that gal's comments need to worry your pretty little heads about it another second. All will be well, there will be no true accountability, no true consequences for those who made choices that cost lives, and no meaningful changes on either the micro or macro level will happen.
  3. I never had it till I married into a super white girl family. A spread of celery sticks stuffed with that, and the counterpart jar of pimento cheese spread, was a standard part of the Xmas day pre-dinner spread. And I kinda dig it.
  4. Correct. He appeals to people with intelligence and human decency. In other words, the most irrelevant constituency of the current era. He might as well appeal to left-handed Slovenian pearl merchants.
  5. Yep. ElonEnterprises are flying high, they are unstoppable. Reminds me of this memento I found when going through my dad’s stuff. He kept this as a wry nod to history. And then a coupla years later…well, we all saw it happen.
  6. Texas Latinos are garbage. Signed, an embarrassed Texas Latino
  7. A story straight from the pages of “DUH: A Journal of the Totally Fucking Obvious.” Treat people like shit, they will find a way to deal with you as little as they possibly can. “Hey Brisket, I’m gonna charge you $50 every time you walk into my store” is a sure fire way to get me to avoid shopping at your store.
  8. What you’ll do is buy some sweet property at rock-bottom prices because the MAGAts who live there will all be in deep financial holes because they are relentlessly voting for self-destruction. Once the leopards have eaten enough of their faces, you can offer them pennies an d they’ll take it out of desperation. Fuck em.
  9. Goddammit. Now I want some hamburger helper AND some brisket stroganoff.
  10. Well, honestly, they shouldn’t have manufactured those robots in Italy, where the primary programming edict was “take a dive to try to draw a foul.”
  11. Finally, a new gig for this dude: translator.
  12. I mean…..there’s probably a LOT of things you come do to screw up an orgy. “Hey, I spiked all the lube with jalapeño juice!” for example.
  13. I was counting on you to stop me from going down the Albanian amputee porn rabbit hole, you asshole.
  14. But…and this is important….it doesn’t fucking matter, he won’t lose a single vote over it. Because cult.
  15. Yeah…I don’t think yall understand how much of a lock he is to win the primary, and just the general. Everything we loathe about him? All of those things make him MORE attractive to GQP voters and Texas voters. We LIKE criminal, crooked, cheating, utter fucksticks. If he buttfucked a puppy to death on live TV, he’d gain 1-2% because of all the sweet lib tears it would cause. You all know this.
  16. Spent some time this week with someone who visited just last week with senior people in the Japanese trade delegation. While the advice to them is “give him meaningless concessions that you don’t intend to keep,” the japanese can’t work that way. They’re mostly counting on TACO.
  17. I’ll go ahead and get out of your way…cuz ain’t nuthin’ gonna happen. El Paso. Uvalde. The freeze. The flood. The dead Texans are what tell you the GQP policies are WORKING. Every one of those events isn’t a GQP policy failure, it’s a policy success. And their voters, who are irredeemable evil ghouls, like it and want more of it. A few angry dads? Bitch please. They’ll be dismissed as treasonous RINOs, and eventually, subjected to legal sanction and perhaps imprisonment in the camps that are literally being built as we speak. Evil has won. Completely, totally, and with so few shreds of good remaining they aren’t even worth counting. Every leader who supported and helped this along will be reelected. In a landslide.
  18. The wild thing is that we are now fully, 100%, in the “they’re just saying all the quiet parts out loud” now. All officials must follow all orders from Dear Leader, no independent adherence to the law or ethics is tolerated. We must revoke the citizenship of natural born citizens because of their political beliefs. We must stop, detain, and imprison people based solely on their ethnicity/ethnic appearance. This is their American dream, and they are joyful and proud about it. They are…and this is important…pure fucking evil. And we are 100% going to have to shoot our way out of this when all is said and done. If you aren’t a member of a favored group (and even if you are…maybe don’t count on staying there, this sort of regime needs enemies, and they won’t look hard to find them, they’ll just turn to whoever is convenient and close), and you do not have legitimate weapons for personal defense, you’re way behind. The regime just funded the world’s third largest military (homeland security), entirely for INTERNAL use. You build something that massive, you WILL use it. It’s coming. We can’t stop what’s coming. But we can meet it head-on, and when it all breaks down…as it will…kill it.
  19. Having a pleasant cup of coffee 1:50 before our flight departs. Walked in, did bag drop in 5 mins (have a checked bag because we schlepped a bunch of bbq to our family trip), nobody in TSA line…from getting off the rental shuttle to having. A cup of coffee, maybe 20 mins? Super easy. Of course, the girl is flying international out of terminal 4…and is already at HER gate. About as easy an airport experience as you can have.
  20. Yep. The working class cheering on billionaires as they suck the lifeblood out of the country, all so they can grab the satisfaction of being mean to Mexican landscaping crews, is amazing to watch. I never imagined anything that stupid, but here we are.
  21. Flying out of LAX tomorrow. Wife and I are flying SWA to Vegas, daughter is on AA to London. We’ve flown in and out of there before. It’s big and a bit of a pain, so we just allow time.
  22. He was making the “tu quoque” logical fallacy, in one of its most classic forms. It’s like the people who deflect our criticism of the cops by arguing “why aren’t you criticizing the criminals???” Well, because the criminals aren’t supposed to be the good guys…cops are. The criminals don’t work for me, and aren’t paid by my tax dollars…the cops are. So, yeah…maybe hold Israel, purportedly a democratic, law-abiding state, with a military heavily funded by my neighbors and me, to a slightly higher standard than, say, the criminal, Russian-backed Assad regime in Syria. That would be the intellectually honest, non-logically fallacious thing to do.
  23. Yeah, when either of the kiddos has to move via an airport (so far, LHR and FRA), we count on a cab or Uber, as they are schlepping literally all of their stuff, so public transport is a challenge. It’s part of the moving cost.
  24. No, it is plainly illegal. The Supreme Court will straighten this right out. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, racial profiling is 100% legal. And more than that; it is a per se good faith belief by law enforcement and the courts that any proof of citizenship or legal status by a brown person is fake/forged, and they should be deported immediately anyway. Sure, you could try to present alternate proof, after challenging the government holding you via a writ of habeas corpus…but yeah, those are gone too. Being brown is a deportable offense, and you have no legal recourse. Comprende, you dirty spics? Why don’t yall just save us all some time and “self-deport,” and don’t give me that “but I’m an American, where would I deport myself to?” bullshit.
  25. You could have w just typed your last two words. These people are incapable of any logic or reasoning. Truly, it is as beyond them as flapping their arms and flying.
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