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Brisketexan

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  1. Every one of them should file suit, in the US, against ICE and its other agents, the jailers at CECOT, who were acting as agents of the US government. These people were imprisoned on behalf of the US government, and demonstrably still under the control of the US government. Their rights were then plainly violated. Fucking file that case.
  2. No, see, he BELIEVES it’s true. Therefore, it’s true to him, and gosh, we’ll just never be able to agree on…matters of objective fact. These are people who believe in shit like the earth being flat, the moon being made of cheese, etc, and when confronted with plain evidence to the contrary, they respond with “well, agree to disagree.” They live in a fantastical world of their own idiotic making, and truth and facts only make them angry.
  3. I’m a little bit - but not a lot - ashamed that I’d eat every recipe shown. And enjoy it. Yet….I know all the words. It’s a banger, we play it at all the quinceneras, because irony is fun.
  4. This is the play. We all see it. And it will work. Because Trump voters are the dumbest, most malignant cultists who have ever walked this earth. That includes @RollLeft
  5. Yes…I’m sure the DOJ will get right on enforcing the Fair Housing Act against open and proud white supremacists. That’s definitely a top priority for this DOJ.
  6. Huh. But he even ignored the fact that things like beef, coffee, and sugar are at an ALL-TIME high in price. The things they claim to care about….they obviously don’t. Which tells you that what REALLY motivates them is something else. Let me spoil that for you: it’s the cruelty and the racism and attacks on political opponents. It’s the fascism. It gives them a raging 3-inch boner, it may be the only thing that does.
  7. False. He’s finally found another business model that works for him quite well: naked corruption and using the power of the office of President for personal enrichment. Grifting. He’s found a second business model called “open and shameless grifting.” And RollLeft thinks that’s GENIUS, good for America, and something he wants to see a lot more of, because it’s “good for the economy” to have someone who will use every policy arm of the country to pursue nothing but personal power and enrichment. Fuckin’ A. This. Stop treating people openly warring against the Republci and its people as normal political actors. They have OPENLY STATED that they want to end the republic as a functioning democracy. Treat them like the fascist enemies that they are. And when they eventually take the inevitable step of engaging in violent attacks against the people…fight back. On OUR terms, not theirs.
  8. Let me translate that for you: Republican stunned that anyone would take the position that the rule of law and consequences should apply to everyone. You can't capture our current timeline any better than that rock-solid truth. It is legitimately baffling to these people that folks expect the rule of law to apply across the board, and NOT just against their political enemies. Because...and this is very, very important...the current GQP does not believe in the rule of law, not even a little bit.
  9. And the amount of fucks she gives is perpetually pegged at "zero." She doesn't give a shit about you. She's coming, and ain't nothin' gonna stop her. That's why you should prep and plan for when she will show up to give you the bidness, because she IS gonna show up. It's just a matter of when.
  10. Fuck that, I ALWAYS instruct my clients to invoke the 3rd amendment, because NO FUCKING WAY are you quartering troops in their house. Capiche?
  11. 100%. That's why you build failsafes inside of failsafes, and you let them know beforehand. My life insurance policy is a video of you fucking a child, motherfucker. I die, and that policy gets cashed in. Understood?
  12. You see any James Bonds out there? I mean, this is the kind of shit we're bringing to the table in response:
  13. What could go wrong with depending on an evil billionaire for access to one of the fundamental needs of modern society: communication? I swear to fucking God, we're just living out the plot lines of half a dozen different Bond villains, except we're elevating the villains to god status, and shitting all over anyone who dares ask "so....maybe we SHOULDN'T turn over all of society to an evil fuck with a volcano lair?"
  14. Naah, it's too low-key and subtle. Also, all the royal and Hapsburg shit in Vienna really, really made me want to construct a guillotine and start beheading royals. Was an interesting impulse, revealing that I'm an American and fuck your kings all the way to my bones.
  15. Says a guy posting on....Surly.
  16. Oh, friend. You clearly haven’t been paying attention. You could be living 100 miles from a Hispanic person…and you still get to blame every single bad thing in your life on those damn dirty Mexicans.
  17. Here’s how you throw down: he fires you….and you don’t leave. Stay. Continue performing the duties of the office. Defy the fake president issuing illegal orders. Just say “nope.”
  18. Brisketexan

    Austin FC

    Yeah…that’s a pretty shitty oversight.
  19. It's literally their entire philosophy: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." Not only do they not hide it or try to run away from it, they gleefully revel in it. And the fucking dumbest thing is that their supporters do, too....even though 99% of them end up being just as fucked by that order of business as the people they THINK they're shitting on. They pull the rip cord on the suicide vest, then stand there bleeding out pointing and laughing at the other people the shrapnel shredded...and they think they've won something.
  20. And, I mean...do you know how fucking awful you have to be so that you moving to Arkansas makes the state WORSE?
  21. I mean, that should come as no surprise. Whores are much more decent human beings than GQP voters and pols. Hell, the very fact that every GQP pol and voter is openly out to grift and rip you off, whereas most whores build a business based on giving you a fair service for a fair price sets whores way above the GQP on the moral scale.
  22. Yeah....DEFINITELY a different class. The prof was an obviously angry short-haired lesbian who smelled of patchouli and bitterness, and the ladies signed up for the class weren't much different. Now, my Plan II seminar called "Love and Vengeance," or another one called "Mental Illness in Popular Literature?" Yeah, they were like 14 person seminars, and I was one of two guys in each of them (and, we read The Bell Jar, and Love in the Time of Cholera). Was an evening seminar. We'd then pick up and continue the conversation at Quack's for another couple of hours over coffee and such. Me. And a dozen smart gals. I was happier than a pig in shit.
  23. Fuck you, buddy. One of my good friends is a dude named Wayne who graduated in the 80's when any resident with a pulse was getting into UT. Oh. Wait. Okay, now that you mention it....point made.
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