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Brisketexan

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  1. Impossible. @Enchubben tells us that MAGA and TPUSA and such aren’t racist at all. And no political incitement/attempts to start violent confrontations from them at all. That video must be an AI fake made by George Soros and the deep state, using footage of an antifa terrorist. It’s the only possible explanation.
  2. ….starting with how to use punctuation, you fucking dumbfucks.
  3. I mean…we truly are in the era of “snake oil part 2.” Does ivermectin treat COVID? Yep. Cancer? Yep. Male pattern baldness? Fuck yeah. Scurvy? Oh hell yeah. Congestive heart failure? You’ll be asking “what heart failure?” after your first dose!
  4. Yep. We’re still managing to eat the increase at our office, but I also sit on a church board, and we just can’t eat all the increase. Having to pass a portion of it on.
  5. We have to tariff bathroom cabinets. For…national security. Goddamn is this a stupid timeline.
  6. Surly Generals:
  7. Actually, you need something with some speed (so the AgTractors may not be ideally suited). Probably needs to be capable of 300 mph or so. But FFS and seriously, how much goddamn fun would this be?
  8. Okay....idea....help fund Ukrainian defense by letting "tourists" pay to go up on such flights. How many of y'all here would pay $5k to go up on a "use a shotgun to shoot down Russian drones from an open cockpit aircraft" ride? SIGN. ME. UP. Get a good semi-auto shotgun with a large magazine, and let 'er rip. Sure, make us go through some training, show some actual shooting skill -- I mean, these missions actually do matter. Ukraine gets cash, "volunteers" fighting for it, and Russian drowns blasted. Win-win-win.
  9. Impossible. @Enchubben assures us that racism isn't part of the right wing ethos.
  10. Sure, you wait until you have clearance from control to shoot - hold off until the target is in the clear, then have at it. Shit, lease some Super Tucanos from Brazil. You only need a few, they've gotta be cheaper to operate than jet interceptors, and are better suited to tackling lower-speed targets, right?
  11. Okay, hear me out.....my idea for a cost-effective and fun way to deal with the threat. Reach out to all the dudes flying old warbirds in the Commemorative Air Force and whatnot. Anything with guns. Get em fitted and loaded up, and head over to Denmark. When the drones show up, scramble a few P-51s, sling some cheap .50 cal rounds at the drones, and start giving those dudes some kills to paint on the side of their bird. Imagine that you're an American with the money to fly a P-51 as a hobby. Now, you have the chance to fly it in combat. Fuck yeah you're going over there.
  12. Want to get them to knock it the fuck off? Do what Turkey did, and shoot one of those fuckers down. You only need to shoot down one to make your point. No need to escalate beyond that, shooting down one just tells em "I fucking meant it, don't do it again."
  13. Sark on the sideline headset:
  14. My Saddam Hussein post was not in jest. I think that "pledge total loyalty to Trump or be purged" is almost certainly the agenda here.
  15. You know, the one basis that I can get on board with the whole "hating immigrants" thing is what it did to the price of goat meat. It was one of the good options at Coopers BBQ, then several years ago, they pulled it from the menu. And I noticed in the markets that carried it, the price had gone way up. I inquired as to why, and the answer was plain: massively increased demand, from mexicans and muslim recent arrivals/transplants. I mean, I love and respect all their foodways, and think they enrich us by their presence. But goddammit, they ate up all the goat and made it 'spensive. Goat is too much. Beef is too much. Fellas, we're runnin' outta meats.
  16. I mean, that totally fits. We're going to go from mocking "soy boys" to celebrating all of us becoming soy boys being our patriotic duty. Sure, why not.
  17. .....and sold that shit to some pervs for $10 an ounce. I say good on ya.
  18. Dude. Our entire nation is in Comic Sans these days. But don't worry. We're headed for nothing but Wingdings.
  19. "Beef Crisis" was one of the weirdest pornos I've ever seen. Not THE weirdest, but one of the weirdest.
  20. "The right is a lot tougher than the left. They better not get them energized." Or else...what? What will the right do? Kill 22 and wound 26 brown people in El Paso because they're dirty invaders? Kill 9 black people in Buffalo, because minorities are "replacing" white people? Kill 11 jews in services in Pittsburgh because jews are conspiring to further the "great replacement" of good old white folks? Shoot up the CDC and kill a cop because Fauci and such? Ransack the Capitol and try to "hang Mike Pence?" Drive their car into protestors and kill one for standing up to white supremacy in Charlottesville? Assassinate a democrat lawmaker and her husband in Minnesota? Oh. My bad. Those are just some of the things they've ALREADY done. Apparently, there's more to come, and DOTARD is egging it on! How awesome for us. Can't wait to see what's next!
  21. Yep, that's my bet. The admin of "I deserve the Noble Peace Prize" and "no more foreign wars" is literally shopping around to find a good war to start. No fucking need or urgency, other than cough cough distract from the Epstein files. They are just going to look at a map, pick an opponent, and go to war.
  22. Grindr chat function.
  23. That's one of the key problems and side-effects when incompetents fill positions of actual responsibility and power. They can't actually perform the job (I mean, that's not even close to why they were put in the job anyway). They were given the job because they are suck-ups do so and say mean things that the DOTUS likes. The only skill they have is shitting on other people, and the only way to keep their job is to eliminate any nearby threats to that job. That is why regimes like this are ALWAYS total clusterfucks of infighting and backstabbing. Competent people don't have to backstab. They just do their job well, and that usually takes care of business.
  24. Hurricane Lucille!
  25. Remember the all the fucking Q-anon insanity about how dems are trafficking and torturing children to harvest and then transfuse their adrenochrome? Utter batshittery. But also remember how literally every accusation from these fucks is a confession? Oh FFS....Trump is actually trafficking and torturing children to harvest and then transfuse their adrenochrome. I mean, why the fuck not. We live in a land of shit that is beyond all sanity and credibility now. At this point, it actually makes sense.
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