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These are painfully true. Conservative men bitch constantly "I can't get laid/find a woman because all the women have gone all woke and aren't traditional and expect too much and blah blah blah poor me! So let's change the laws to force women to be the way I want them to be!" Pretty much every other man: "Huh. I do just fine with women by following this easy, one-step plan: don't be a loathsome toad." Dudes. The problem isn't with women. The problem is that y'all are the kind of guy that few women want to be with. And it's not because you're "too alpha," or "women don't appreciate a real man anymore." It's because you're fucking entitled loathsome toads. Don't be that, and your prospects will skyrocket right away.
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That's why they for dead-certain real need to go into actual hiding. And that starts with ditching all existing cell phones and devices. Get them burner phones. Start acting like you are the resistance to a gestapo police state. Because that's exactly what you are.
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Dude. Don't trust anything these assholes say or do. It's always about the grift. The right food manufacturer pays $$$tribute, their food will suddenly be deemed health food. WASHINGTON (AP) — Health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Monday praised a company that makes $7-a-pop meals that are delivered directly to the homes of Medicaid and Medicare enrollees. He even thanked Mom’s Meals for sending taxpayer-funded meals “without additives” to the homes of sick or elderly Americans. The spreads include chicken bacon ranch pasta for dinner and French toast sticks with fruit or ham patties. “This is really one of the solutions for making our country healthy again,” Kennedy said in the video, posted to his official health secretary account, after he toured the company’s Oklahoma facility last week. But an Associated Press review of Mom’s Meals menu, including the ingredients and nutrition labels, shows that the company’s offerings are the type of heat-and-eat, ultraprocessed foods that Kennedy routinely criticizes for making people sick.
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Are you me?
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....says someone who apparently was never a 20-something year old dude going redneck fishing for the day.
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Dude....like anyone who grocery shops at Wal-Mart eats fresh fruit.
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25+ years ago, picked up a buddy to go hit the white bass run on the San Gabriel. He says "I haven't eaten today, swing through this LJS so I can get some food." So I hit the drive thru, he orders his meal, and says "and give me an extra sack of crunchies." They hand him an entire brown lunch bag full of those things. I sat there next to him like this: I had no idea that such a thing was even possible, I thought you just got the random crunchies that ended up in your order, and that was your limit. No, apparently....there is no limit on LJS crunchies.
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Correct. "Texas Republicans put sucking Donald Trump's dick first, and put serving the people of Texas last. That's all you need to know." That's all that the Dems should be saying.
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
Brisketexan replied to 956 Worldwide's topic in Daily Texan
Similar pain in the ass getting my Red Sox tix a couple of weeks ago. Bought through SeatGeek (which I already had). Then when it came time to download, told me I had to go through the MLB app (which I also already have). Then when it comes time to download, I'm not sure which app they'll actually come through from. So, have to click through both....MLB app has no idea what I'm talking about, the tickets just show up on SeatGeek. And I don't trust SeatGeek, because it fucked us on concert tickets a few months ago (tickets are supposed to show up "the day of the show"). They don't show up. And hours beforehand, I'm trying to connect with SeatGeek to solve the issue, and they make finding the customer service portal IMPOSSIBLE. I use their "chat" function, which is just a bot that says "yeah, your tickets will show up." They don't. We buy two additional tickets on the fly as we get to the show, then sit in our original seats. I complain to SeatGeek. They say fuck you. I invoke their full dispute process, including invoking a demand for arbitration. I write up a full complaint, with attached evidence. They eventually say "it's still your fault that you didn't find the hidden portal, but fine, we'll give you your money back." You know what doesn't have this problem? Real tickets, in my real hands. -
Not just that. He will GAIN votes. Because, while there were surely government failures there......they were all the fault of Obummer and Biden and those Communists, and besides, I heard on Fox that there was a trans kid on the JV volleyball team in Beaver Tail, Minnesota, and WOKE!
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Trump coins. Or infrastructure development adjacent to Trump-owned properties. Dude. It's not hard. Look at what any of a number of kleptocracies have done over the past 100 years....and we'll do that.
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What more people need to realize is that the Rule of Law, and the norms and "unwritten rules" that underlie it, are simply a gentleman's agreement. That's it. People follow the law and the rules because as a broad society, we realized and agreed that it would be better for us all if we all did so. There have always been outliers. We call them "criminals," and they are typically a relatively small subset of society, and the bulk of society follows the agreed set of rules and punishes those outliers. What you are seeing now is when a significant portion of society, including an entire political party that has a great deal of power, opts out of that gentlemen's agreement. It's a classic philosophical dilemma. Many of us want to preserve the integrity of the game, but you can only do so if you WIN the game, and when the other side has opted out of following the rules, it's nearly impossible to win without also cheating, which destroys the integrity of the game. Imagine that late, vicious hits on the quarterback are banned by both rule and general practice. Then, we play OU, and on the very first play, they send the house and destroy Arch Manning with multiple vicious, illegal hits. And the refs do nothing about it. They then do the same thing to our backup QB. And the next backup QB. So, when OU gets the ball....should Texas continue to play by the rules, or should it level the playing field by also destroying OU's entire QB corps? This is where we are. The rules of the game have changed. There's no going back. Play to win. Give no quarter. At this point, the smart move is also to kneecap their kicker and stomp on their RBs' knees until they snap when they go down.
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You write about Goldwater on your Onlyfans page? That's a unique approach.
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I mean....that shirt is fucking AWESOME....so, maybe.
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Maybe it's my old-world mexican-coonass upbringing.....but it's inconceivable to me to have people over and not have food for them IN ABUNDANCE. As in, even if unexpected, I can hit the fridge and pantry and make a meal that is going to leave everyone happy and satisfied, and almost certainly yield leftovers. People come over, and you feed them. If you KNOW you're going to need to feed people for dinner....FFS. It's not hard. My wife even gets on me when I prepare "way too much food," but I will proudly go to my grave knowing that nobody will EVER leave a planned dinner at my home thinking "man, why didn't he have enough food for everyone?" Not having enough food to feed my guests is nightmare fuel.
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Through the centuries, the one thing that jews could hold onto is actual moral standing. Living Torah, everywhere, even in places of incredible hostility. Now, they've abandoned that. "Losing your soul" is pretty fucking far from "alright."
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They should go one better. Stand there armed, rifle pointed at the fucking cowards of DPS, and say "I wish a motherfucker would. Hey, just pretend I'm a school shooter in Uvalde and run the other way." You'll either get red-faced rage, or piss stains on their bloused pants. Either way is a win. Cowards. We have a state governed of, by, and for cowards. NOT of, by, and for Texas and Texans. Change the fucking colors. The GQP no longer deserves red. Just give em yellow. Fuck, make it a particular shade called "Uvalde yellow."
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We aren't underestimating it. We see it plainly. We see that Israel, as a nation state, has definitively and totally, without hesitation or reservation, decided that 1) the purposeful murder of Palestinian civilians is 2) a legitimate means of pursuing a political end. We see, in plain and simple terms, that Israel has chosen to become an unambiguous and proud terrorist state. Trust me, we aren't "underestimating" anything. We see the choice that has been made, plain as day. You're okay with that choice. Humanity, by and large, is not. Just know the island that Israel has decidedly put itself on now. Many millions of people -- myself included, some of my American jewish friends included -- will never support the Israeli state again. Not just because it has chosen to commit open and plain war crimes, but that is has done so proudly, declaring "this is who we are, what we do, and what we believe." That you don't see that as a tremendous unforced error for Israel only reinforces the conclusion. Many people no longer stand with Israel or with people like you, because....well, we mostly learned the lesson about standing with evil. The irony is that it is a lesson that jewish people and Israel in particular were so good and heartfelt about teaching us last century. It was a good lesson then. It remains true. And to watch Israel happily throw it all in the trash, well, history will likely write it as one of the great tragedies of this new millennium.
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Of course it is trolling. Because at this point, the blanket support for Israel, with no accountability, is evil. The intersection of trolling and evil is a common one. Israel slaughters Palestinian civilians trying to get food: Culpability of Israel/the IDF (you know...the ones actually shooting and killing said civilians): 0% Culpability of Hamas (the ones who started this current round of shit, but who are NOT the ones shooting said civilians): 100% This is the thinking we are dealing with. When Hamas commits horrific acts against civilians on Oct 7 to achieve some political end, it's evil and terrorism (and...it was/is). When Israel commits horrific acts against civilians to achieve some political end ("hey Hamas, surrender, or we'll keep slaughtering non-combatants"), it's.....GOOD. Because you see, Hamas must be defeated, and therefore, "by any means necessary" goes, with no exceptions. Israel and its supporters have now fully, completely, and unabashedly -- fuck, PROUDLY -- become the beast they always claimed to be fighting against. And folks like Hitch like and celebrate it. And say to Hamas "stop making me kill civilians" as Israel....kills civilians. Congrats, Israel and it supporters. You did it. You've unquestionably crossed the Rubicon of becoming one of the genocidal states of the past century. From the victims of one holocaust, to the happy perpetrators of another, here you are. What a victory you have won.
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Fucking sick shit. Hamas isn't the one gunning down people at food stations -- the IDF is. "You made me murder stacks and stacks of civilians - a tactic I use to force you to do what I want" is so fucking twisted, yet it is the dominant ethos of the "no matter what, I defend what Israel does" crowd.
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Markets still falling like whoa
Brisketexan replied to Llano Estacado's topic in Business and Markets
Well....prepare to see Reuters sued to oblivion for delivering "fake news:" _____ US factory orders fall sharply in June on aircraft orders drop By Reuters August 4, 20259:19 AM CDT Updated 6 hours ago Aug 4 (Reuters) - New orders for U.S.-manufactured goods fell in June as commercial aircraft orders plunged, reversing the surge in plane orders that had driven the overall upswing in orders in the prior month. Factory orders tumbled 4.8% after an upwardly revised 8.3% increase in May, the Commerce Department's Census Bureau said on Monday. Economists polled by Reuters had forecast factory orders would decline 4.8% after a previously reported 8.2% jump in May. Orders were up 3.8% on a year-over-year basis in June. Manufacturing, which accounts for 10.2% of the economy, remains constrained by President Donald Trump's aggressive tariffs on imported goods. An Institute for Supply Management survey on Friday showed its measure of U.S. factory activity skidded to a nine-month low in July. Trump sees the tariffs as a tool to raise revenue to offset his promised tax cuts and to revive a long-declining industrial base, a feat that economists argued was impossible in the short term because of labor shortages and other structural issues. _____ I guess also expect to see the Institute for Supply Management added as a defendant as well: _____ WASHINGTON, Aug 1 (Reuters) - U.S. manufacturing contracted for a fifth straight month in July and factory employment dropped to the lowest level in five years amid tariffs that have raised prices of imported raw materials. The Institute for Supply Management (ISM) said on Friday that its manufacturing PMI dropped to 48.0 last month from 49.0 in June. A PMI reading below 50 indicates contraction in manufacturing, which accounts for 10.2% of the economy. -
corporation for public broadcasting shutting down
Brisketexan replied to Hagbard Celine's topic in Daily Texan
This. They claim to want to make America great again....then do nothing but shit on thing after thing that helped make America great. Dumbest fucking timeline. I hate it so, so, so much.- 438 replies
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Dude, if y'all didn't enjoy the dinner we served when we had y'all over, just say so. In fairness, I looked at the back of the box, saw "good for 3-4," and went with it. Sorry I missed the "AGES 3-4" qualification.
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Man, that prompts a thought.....the decline of smoking as a mainstream thing that happened in every household has had to be DEVASTATING to the "kids making shitty sculptures in elementary school class" industry. No matter how lazy or non-creative you were, you could always take some clay, mold it into a bowl-ish shape with a few finger indentations to hold resting cigs, paint it, and give it to your folks.
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