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Brisketexan

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  1. Mushroom dick v. broke dick. Also, that scenario really puts an odd twist on Brisket's Second Rule of the MAGA era: "there is no bottom." I just didn't think it would be because neither of those pathetic fucks would have a dick worthy of making one of them a Top.
  2. Got an old friend who just got laid off, has a potential claim, need to get him to a local who can give him advice and possibly assistance (probably of the light variety -- expect that it would be just negotiating terms of severance and such). Thanks.
  3. Man. I miss YGIFs. He would fucking love this meltdown.
  4. THA GROWNUPS ARE BACK IN CHARGE!
  5. Really? As fast-moving as this shitshow has been? Hell, I'm surprised it took this long. I mean, we're on a path where it's reasonably likely that in a fit of petulant, childish rage, Trump launches a salvo of nukes at....someone....before the year is out. When shit falls apart, it falls apart at incredible speed.
  6. There are incels out there who think that Donald Trump isn't enough of an asshole. They are the Tesla market base now. Not huge, but passionate in their pathetic, sexually incompetent, idiotic path.
  7. Seriously. Elmo with the newsflash of "HEY! Y'ALL SHOULD KNOW.....DONALD TRUMP IS ACTUALLY A HUGE PIECE OF SHIT!" A revelation ripped from the pages of "Water is Wet Monthly."
  8. I mean, watching two billionaires buttfuck each other is an odd way to approach the month....but hey, love is love!
  9. Man....damn shame that Val Kilmer died....
  10. Real, practical education for jobs that exist, will continue to exist, and are really, really important: https://www.kvue.com/article/news/education/schools/pflugerville-isd-water-operator-license-tceq/269-53c40b64-ccdb-4542-b0e3-3cafe15619a9 Ask @Scheiss Meister - these are legit jobs. They are good jobs, providing both a valuable public service and a good living for a long career. No, you don't make "fuck you" money, but you make "I have a secure life and can provide for my family" money. People don't want to work in a factory turning screws on iPhones. But they can and should want real jobs like these. Stuff like this is how you help students, families, and our communities. It's not glamorous, doesn't make huge headlines, but it's how stuff really gets done, and gets better.
  11. There was no way Trump was ever going to tolerate Elon getting all that attention for long. There's only room for one God-King in Trumpland, and anyone who is even a remote threat of distracting from that has to fucking go. Sycophants only, please.
  12. Scorpion, frog, let them fight, all that stuff. But no worries -- they'll manage to inflict maximum damage on the rest of humanity as they have their petulant little bitch-boy fight.
  13. That guy is either: 1) a virgin 2) a dude who can only get hard if the girl is crying in fear 3) a dude who can only get hard if HE is crying in fear Or maybe all three. But the chances of him having a normal, healthy sex life are below zero.
  14. I measure success by one metric: the final result. It doesn't matter that the Tech pitcher intended to walk Reese Atwood....what matters is that she reached out and stroked a 2 RBI hit for the win. That's all that matters. The W. Don't care how it happened or who gets credit.
  15. Sorry, I only buy treatments approved by the "A#1 Top Board of Medicine." Everyone knows the Chief Medical Board is a bunch of charlatans. A#1 Top Board of Medicine for life!
  16. I presumed they communicated by sending up puffs of smoke from skinny cigarettes and saying inappropriate - yet wildly effective - flirtatious comments at passing women.
  17. "Chilean's just another word for messican. She had it coming, she shouldn't be here." This applies to anyone with a dirty messican name who has the temerity to be in OUR country. Tourist, green card, student, citizen - they should go be all messican somewhere else.
  18. Best family inappropriate group laugh ever. We dropped the boy off at uni in the UK literally the night that Queen Elizabeth died. The next day, everything in the country was set up for full mourning. I mean, EVERYTHING. Including these: You could be silent for a moment in mourning for the monarch, then boop her nose to clear the screen, and order your filet o fish as usual.
  19. Roshel Roshel, designing armored vehicles that can drive an offensive from Milan to Minsk?
  20. Look, they're all brown. That's enough evidence, case closed, ship em to a gulag.
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