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Brisketexan

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  1. What a shit non-call.
  2. FFS. So much this. We can have fantastic capitalism, that works for most, increases prosperity and makes lives better across the board....or we can have an oligarchical hellscape predicated on the proven lie of "trickle down." We keep choosing the second thing. And that's the hell of it, WE keep choosing it. Sure, the oligarchs control the messaging and thus persuasion, but goddammit. Wake the fuck up.
  3. Wait…it may be the case that an Elon venture is vastly over-promising and under-delivering? I’m utterly shocked.
  4. And, wife’s out of town, so breakfast just for me. Black pudding. And just black pudding. And coffee, of course.
  5. Plus…I hear those places are sex dens. So you’d have that going for you, which is nice.
  6. Today? 50-55, and at least two of them are divorced and in the midst of a sexual re-awakening. So….in.
  7. Wife is outta town for a week. Dinner, night one: Conan’s savage. Add anchovies? Fuck yeah. Add jalapeños? Fuck yeah. Could I get this if I was getting pizza with the wife? Hell no.
  8. But we’ll always get the crop report, right?
  9. Very familiar with her fine work. Spotted her on Poldark years ago.
  10. If you are “burning sensation when you urinate for Jesus,” you may have been molested by your priest.
  11. All? No. I'm sure there are a couple that aren't. The vast majority? Hell yeah.
  12. Then fix the loopholes and deal with the abuse. People abuse food, but we don't fucking ban it. Exhibit infinity of the Trump admin actually spotting a problem....and implementing a breathtakingly stupid and wrong solution. "My house has a spider living in the upstairs bathroom. I think I'll call in a B-52 strike on the whole neighborhood" kinda shit.
  13. 1) Jesus, how utterly fucking stupid. They've spent DECADES telling us "we don't want to let in unskilled foreigners who will be leeches on our system; you should only come here if you're a high-value contributor." Then, in an instant, put the lie to that completely, functionally prohibiting skilled workers from coming here. 2) BUT, don't worry. There will be a "special exemption" provision. You can apply for it, and for "good cause," be exempted. What kind of "good cause" will get you that exemption? Well, a big fat booking of a coupla million bucks of hotel rooms at Mar A Lago will do it. As just a random example. Every barrier and impediment to commerce these guys put up is not a barrier at all. It's just a toll plaza, and the Trump family business collects the tolls.
  14. We'll even fuck that up. Civil Wars aren't an economic boost, they're an economic disaster. So....there's pretty much a 100% (1) that's exactly what we'll do, and (2) the regime will claim that it is bringing about an even goldener economic golden age.
  15. Excellent sentence, and rock-solid truth. It may take a while, and idiots often mistake that for meaning that reality doesn't exist. Nope. The delay just makes the eventual impact that much more brutal. Warning alarms are sounding all over the ship, but they just want to keep pouring coal into the furnace, maintain course, and increase speed. Sigh.
  16. You think the "better" folks are delusional. They are...but FFS, they can't hold a candle to the delusion of the 18% who said "same." What the actual fuck? An economy with massive tariffs, rising unemployment, and re-rising inflation is....the same since January 20th? We don't come back from 48% of our country being too stupid to fucking remember to breathe.
  17. Yeah, dude. Right wing response: "Fuck that faggot foreigner! God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! And get your foreign ass outta here -- I don't know which mexican country Prussia is, but I know it sucks! AMERICA FUCK YEAH!"
  18. Oh, so you DO know modern American Christianity....
  19. Doesn't matter. We're Germanwings Flight 9525, being deliberately flown into a mountain. The "terrain! terrain! PULL UP!" is just background noise at this point. Oh, and half the people on the plane are cheering on the pilot as he does so, even though the crash will kill everyone, including them. Fucking insane.
  20. The new Trump admin spokesperson for the soon-to-be-created Department of Everything, and All the Things:
  21. I think we have just the artiste for this project. Check out his portfolio:
  22. A, but not an A+. Because I can't understand how you would choose sliced roasted taters over mashed taters with gravy as part of that meal. You're a mysterious and unusual man, and I do not understand your ways.
  23. "I made a mistake with my mouth." Yes. You did. You used it to voice words that revealed exactly who you were, when you REALLY probably should have kept your true nature hidden. I'd agree, she made a mistake. Also, she's a vile piece of shit, who reflects the Trumpian id perfectly. This is who Trumpists are. Some of them have the self-discipline NOT to say the shit she did. But self-discipline is the only difference between them.
  24. Just remember, that's at aggy. The two smaller holes are the glory holes, the big one's for watchin'.
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